The Top Ten Misheard Song Lyrics:
10. Ground control to Mao Tse-tung (Space Oddity by David Bowie)
9. My mama said canary love, you'll just have to wait. (Can't Hurry Love the Phil Collins version).
8. Platform dickheads, restless anals, goodbye you hoes. (White Room by Cream)
7. Save a whale save a whale save a whale. (Sail Away by Enya).
6. My love for you will still be strong after the poison summer has gone. (Boys of Summer by Don Henley)
5. Take your pants down, and make it happen! (Flashdance (Oh What a Feeling) by Irene Cara)
4. Homos is all we are, homos is all we are, homos is all we are... (All Apologies by Nirvana)
3. It doesn't matter what they say, in the jealous games people play, hey hey hey, Alex the seal. (Our Lips are Sealed by The Go-Go's)
2. Last night I dreamt of some A-holes. (La Isla Bonita by Madonna)
1. Buddy you're a young man hard man, shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day. You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, wavin' your bladder all over the place. We will we will rock you! Sing it, ta! (We Will Rock You by Queen)
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