Saturday, May 3, 2008

Friday's Top Ten Winner is....

Jay (aka Cynical Bastard) who wrote these goodies for my The Top Ten New State Mottos:

Mississippi: "We ain't much on book learnin'."
Ohio: Only half of us are functional illiterates.
New Jersey: Our strip clubs rock!
Florida: Come make fun of us in person.
Texas: That driver you just flipped off is armed to the teeth.
Nebraska: There's nothing here.
Utah: You didn't really want to buy a drink after 9 PM anyway.

Come grab your Lion Bar:
Too funny man.
Y'all have a great weekend.
- The Mountain Cat


Anonymous said...

MY MAN JAY!!! CONGRATS!! OH ANY YOUR VIKING HELMET! TURNS ME ON!!! LOL LOL!!!( is that a good one for turning bad?)

Doc said...

Good job bud... you know I always dig your sense of humor!

Lu' said...

Jay wanna share? Congratulations oh horned hat man.

Jay said...

Yes! Making fun of other states is one of my favorite pastimes. ;-)

I'll gladly share my Lion Bar with my peeps.

Micky-T said...

Good stuff, congrats Jay.

Knight said...

Yep, yep, those were pretty damn funny. Nice job Jay!

Jahooni said...

I just love Jay, so seeing the Lion in his hands is more than I could ask for on a Sunday afternoon.... ;)~