Saturday, May 3, 2008
Friday's Top Ten Winner is....
Jay (aka Cynical Bastard) who wrote these goodies for my The Top Ten New State Mottos:
Mississippi: "We ain't much on book learnin'."
Ohio: Only half of us are functional illiterates.
New Jersey: Our strip clubs rock!
Florida: Come make fun of us in person.
Texas: That driver you just flipped off is armed to the teeth.
Nebraska: There's nothing here.
Utah: You didn't really want to buy a drink after 9 PM anyway.
Come grab your Lion Bar:
Too funny man.
Y'all have a great weekend.
- The Mountain Cat