Thursday, March 20, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List: March 21st

OK OK OK, I know I have been accused of bringing the R rating to this little blogsphere, but sometimes I can't help myself. Well today's list I guess I've raised the bar just a bit (Or lowered it depending upon your view point). So without further adieu, I bring you...

The Top Ten Rejected Adult Film Titles:

10. The Shawshank Copulation

9. Who Rammed Roger Rabbit

8. Hotel Screw Wanda

7. Shaving Ryan's Privates

6. On the Waterbed

5. Full Metal Bambi

4. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pearl Necklace

3. The Grape Bags of Wrath

2. No Country for Oiled Men

And the number one rejected adult film title is:

1. Forrest Hump



OK folks what other rejected adult film titles can you think of? The best one wins one of my Lion awards. And I promise never to be naughty again.

- The Mounting Cat (oops)

52 comments:

Jahooni said...

i have never watched one all the way through. i have seen bits and pieces of some but that is all it takes (or took). i own no videos but Top 10 Toys, well...

so i have no votes for this topic. i would rather make my own ;)~

ps, do i still win a peach?

**snickers... walks away with nose up in the air **

Dana said...

Ohhh ... this should be good! Where's Leighann?? Something tells me she might be a shoe-in for the Lion this week!

Matt-Man said...

The Gay Chinese Porn industry made a great flick called:

Crouching Ninja, Hidden Sausage

Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

My fave Lesbian porn flick would star Marcia and Jan in:

The Brady Munch

Cheers!!

Doc said...

Uh oh....

The Mountain Cat said...

Jahooooni - ah, not yet. :)

Dana - Don't give up so easily.

Matt-Man - Those are hilarious!!

Doc - Don't hate me.

Lu' said...

Well who could forget, Apairoflips Now.

Lu' said...

Once more and that's it.
Pullit.
Shaft.
Bantman, Into the cave.
The Incredible Bulk.
Pulp Friction.
And the old standard, Lawrence of a labia.

Doc said...

I know who you did last summer

Harry Potter and the Dominatrix

Tomb-bone

Bina said...

I LOVE these! My favorite title? Who Rammed Roger Rabbit! Forrest Hump is good, too! Where do you come up with this stuff Cat? Are you really just THAT witty??? ;-)

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Bina!! But I upon further research, there is a movie called Shaving Ryan's Privates. Oh well...

How about...

Patriot Dames
Horton Slaps a Ho
Far-goo

Bina said...

Armageddon = I'magetmesome

Snow White and The Seven Dildos

Pump Fiction

Raiders of The Lost Ass

It's a Wonderful Orgy (Life)

Star Wars VII: Wacking the Wookie

Doc said...

OMG Bina has me rolling on the floor over here.. BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA !!

The Mountain Cat said...

I've wacked my wookie...oh wait, I meant to comment on anohter blog...never mind.

The Mountain Cat said...

Keanu & McFly's Excellent Adventure

Doc said...

Big Trouble in little vagina

Anonymous said...

Oh, boy...this is great material for Good Friday!!

TMC...TMI!!!!!!!

LMAO!!

LeapO'Faith

Leighann said...

OMG these are hysterical! I'm not sure I can top what's already been done!

Dude, Where's My Crotch?

Big Mommas House of Whores

Evil Deed

2 Fast 2 Furious.... oh wait, that's a real movie *giggle*

Leighann said...

Fun With Dick and Balls (too raunchy)

Goat Rider (Ghost Rider)

Road-Hard House

Boner Almighty

Leighann said...

XXX-Men

When A Man Bones A Woman

Bourne Ultimatum -- Orgasm or Else

How To Blow A Guy In 10 Days

The Mountain Cat said...

- Assablanca
- Donnie Darkhole
- The Deer Humper
- Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Bimbos
- A Street Car Named Muffy
- The Man Who Shot in Liberty Valance

ok I'm done...

Doc said...

What the hell does a streetcar named Muffy have to do with anything??? LOL

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, If I have to 'splane it to ya then you are too young to be on this website. ROTFL!

Leighann said...

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.... SHAME on you!

Doc said...

Every which way including loose....

Blazing Herpes

One flew into the Co-Co's breast

Leighann said...

Three Men And a Prostitute

Leighann said...

Blazing Herpes BAHAHAHA! That's just wrong!

Leighann said...

I Know Who You Ate Last Summer

Leighann said...

I have a feeling I'm not going to get anything done today!

Doc said...

Three Men And a Prostitute - How about Three Men and a Tranny...

Doc said...

Tranny Get your Gun...

Doc said...

Peeing John Malcovich

Doc said...

Brokeback Maountain Cat

Karen said...

too funny. I have a few, but I will have to wait until I am not in work to post my masterpieces...

The Mountain Cat said...

- Dr. Strangecock or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hump the Doc

- Ramblo

Pat B said...

Dirty Hairy
MoonSTUCK
The Fanny Diaries
Blow Hard Die Happy

The Mountain Cat said...

Blow Hard Die Happy.

Cuz Pat, OMG that is so funny!!!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

don't forget On Golden Blonde....

Leighann said...

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Who Go Down

pab' said...

on golden blonde, good one.

pab' said...

doc, brokeback mountain cat :):)LOL

Jay said...

La Vie En Ass

The Adventures of Buckaroo Buttboy

American Cream Pie

Harold and Kumar go to the Bunny Ranch

The Whole Ten Inches

Micky-T said...

The Bonashank Redemption

Enema of the State

Free My Willy

Licking Me Softly

The Incredible Bulge

Leighann said...

Flesh Gordon

Top My Gun

Lu' said...

The Sound of Moaning.
101 Positions.
The Horny Little Mermaid.
F*&%ing Nemo.
Please do eat Daisy.
From here to her virginty.
Mora Mora Mora.

WNG said...

Swingin In The Rain
The Devil Wears Debbie
Gang Bangs of New York
Million Dollar Labia

Matt-Man said...

When Harry Met Sally...and Rhonda...and Their Parrot

Cheers!!

DirkStar said...

How about Barack back mounting?

Vi said...

50 first dates with a lama.

Anndi said...

An American in Paris
A Fraternity in Paris
A Midget in Paris
A Midget in Paris with a whip
Pussy on a hot car hood

The Mountain Cat said...

Hello in there Anndi? Do you mean Paris Hilton? Or Paris, France? LOL.

Anndi said...

The French would never tolerate such things...

well, except the midget with a whip... They like that over there!