OK OK OK, I know I have been accused of bringing the R rating to this little blogsphere, but sometimes I can't help myself. Well today's list I guess I've raised the bar just a bit (Or lowered it depending upon your view point). So without further adieu, I bring you...
The Top Ten Rejected Adult Film Titles:
10. The Shawshank Copulation
9. Who Rammed Roger Rabbit
8. Hotel Screw Wanda
7. Shaving Ryan's Privates
6. On the Waterbed
5. Full Metal Bambi
4. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pearl Necklace
3. The Grape Bags of Wrath
2. No Country for Oiled Men
And the number one rejected adult film title is:
1. Forrest Hump
OK folks what other rejected adult film titles can you think of? The best one wins one of my Lion awards. And I promise never to be naughty again.
- The Mounting Cat (oops)
7 years later....
2 years ago
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51 comments:
i have never watched one all the way through. i have seen bits and pieces of some but that is all it takes (or took). i own no videos but Top 10 Toys, well...
so i have no votes for this topic. i would rather make my own ;)~
ps, do i still win a peach?
**snickers... walks away with nose up in the air **
Ohhh ... this should be good! Where's Leighann?? Something tells me she might be a shoe-in for the Lion this week!
The Gay Chinese Porn industry made a great flick called:
Crouching Ninja, Hidden Sausage
Cheers!!
My fave Lesbian porn flick would star Marcia and Jan in:
The Brady Munch
Cheers!!
Uh oh....
Jahooooni - ah, not yet. :)
Dana - Don't give up so easily.
Matt-Man - Those are hilarious!!
Doc - Don't hate me.
Well who could forget, Apairoflips Now.
Once more and that's it.
Pullit.
Shaft.
Bantman, Into the cave.
The Incredible Bulk.
Pulp Friction.
And the old standard, Lawrence of a labia.
I know who you did last summer
Harry Potter and the Dominatrix
Tomb-bone
I LOVE these! My favorite title? Who Rammed Roger Rabbit! Forrest Hump is good, too! Where do you come up with this stuff Cat? Are you really just THAT witty??? ;-)
Thanks Bina!! But I upon further research, there is a movie called Shaving Ryan's Privates. Oh well...
How about...
Patriot Dames
Horton Slaps a Ho
Far-goo
Armageddon = I'magetmesome
Snow White and The Seven Dildos
Pump Fiction
Raiders of The Lost Ass
It's a Wonderful Orgy (Life)
Star Wars VII: Wacking the Wookie
OMG Bina has me rolling on the floor over here.. BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA !!
I've wacked my wookie...oh wait, I meant to comment on anohter blog...never mind.
Keanu & McFly's Excellent Adventure
Big Trouble in little vagina
Oh, boy...this is great material for Good Friday!!
TMC...TMI!!!!!!!
LMAO!!
LeapO'Faith
OMG these are hysterical! I'm not sure I can top what's already been done!
Dude, Where's My Crotch?
Big Mommas House of Whores
Evil Deed
2 Fast 2 Furious.... oh wait, that's a real movie *giggle*
Fun With Dick and Balls (too raunchy)
Goat Rider (Ghost Rider)
Road-Hard House
Boner Almighty
XXX-Men
When A Man Bones A Woman
Bourne Ultimatum -- Orgasm or Else
How To Blow A Guy In 10 Days
- Assablanca
- Donnie Darkhole
- The Deer Humper
- Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Bimbos
- A Street Car Named Muffy
- The Man Who Shot in Liberty Valance
ok I'm done...
What the hell does a streetcar named Muffy have to do with anything??? LOL
Doc, If I have to 'splane it to ya then you are too young to be on this website. ROTFL!
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.... SHAME on you!
Every which way including loose....
Blazing Herpes
One flew into the Co-Co's breast
Three Men And a Prostitute
Blazing Herpes BAHAHAHA! That's just wrong!
I Know Who You Ate Last Summer
I have a feeling I'm not going to get anything done today!
Three Men And a Prostitute - How about Three Men and a Tranny...
Tranny Get your Gun...
Peeing John Malcovich
Brokeback Maountain Cat
too funny. I have a few, but I will have to wait until I am not in work to post my masterpieces...
- Dr. Strangecock or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hump the Doc
- Ramblo
Dirty Hairy
MoonSTUCK
The Fanny Diaries
Blow Hard Die Happy
Blow Hard Die Happy.
Cuz Pat, OMG that is so funny!!!!
don't forget On Golden Blonde....
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes Who Go Down
on golden blonde, good one.
doc, brokeback mountain cat :):)LOL
La Vie En Ass
The Adventures of Buckaroo Buttboy
American Cream Pie
Harold and Kumar go to the Bunny Ranch
The Whole Ten Inches
The Bonashank Redemption
Enema of the State
Free My Willy
Licking Me Softly
The Incredible Bulge
Flesh Gordon
Top My Gun
The Sound of Moaning.
101 Positions.
The Horny Little Mermaid.
F*&%ing Nemo.
Please do eat Daisy.
From here to her virginty.
Mora Mora Mora.
When Harry Met Sally...and Rhonda...and Their Parrot
Cheers!!
How about Barack back mounting?
50 first dates with a lama.
An American in Paris
A Fraternity in Paris
A Midget in Paris
A Midget in Paris with a whip
Pussy on a hot car hood
Hello in there Anndi? Do you mean Paris Hilton? Or Paris, France? LOL.
The French would never tolerate such things...
well, except the midget with a whip... They like that over there!
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