Tuesday, February 12, 2008

A very quick plea to Roger Clemens

The opposing Rook is on the corner. The Queen is in front. And the Horsey...I mean the Knight is hovering at the side. Hey Roger, do you hear what I'm saying to you??? Or do you want Congress to move their Bishop just before checkmate on Wednesday?

- The Mountain Cat

5 comments:

Doc said...

I think that bishop is holding a bloody gause pad... It's kind of ironic that the lasting memories of two great pitchers of this generation may well be linked to blood stains on cloth

The Mountain Cat said...

Sort of like Monica's dress!

Karen said...

Too bad I don't know how to play chess. In my opinion, Clemmons is an idiot.

Jay said...

Isn't it odd that of all the people who have lied to congress over the last seven years, oil execs, tobacco execs, members of the Bush Admin, the only people congress is really concerned about are baseball players? Weird huh?

Leesa said...

I have a feeling Clemens only good strategy is to "accident;y" bump into the chessboard, spilling all of the ebony and ivory pieces.

Oh, and I am glad Congress is involved in baseball. Maybe it will keep them from further messing up something that is actually important.