For today's Tuesday word game we go across the ocean to Beijing China where they are busy preparing to host the Olympic games. In order to do that they want to be more friendly to their guests. To show this friendliness they are now bragging about how things are much more civilized in Beijing than before. To prove it they are hanging thier hat on the fact that public spitting went down 2.4 percent in 2007. Interesting you say? Well as cute as that may be its another part of the article that I am taking todays word game from.
Fill in the blankc to complete the article (in a comment) with something offbeat and funny and the best choice will win the peach award. I will make the decision tomorrow morning. Here it is:
"In the drive to reform behavior, Beijing has instituted the 11th of every month as "voluntarily wait in line" day, distributed millions of etiquette pamphlets and threatened to detain boorish fans at sporting events. But city officials cannot afford to let their guard down yet." So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to ______________________________.
-Doc
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23 comments:
'So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to fly Yao Ming back to China to personally throw basketballs at your head as a new form of public stoning if you step out of line'.
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to remind the masses that they're NOT Japan, by serving only dolphin FREE meals.
ROFL !!!
"In the drive to reform behavior, Beijing has instituted the 11th of every month as "voluntarily wait in line" day, distributed millions of etiquette pamphlets and threatened to detain boorish fans at sporting events. But city officials cannot afford to let their guard down yet." So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to enlist the aid of the Green Bay Packers to ensure crowd control, Brett Favre will through footballs to all the wrong people.
~ The Mama Bear
Thats a good one Penelope - I am sure that Brett would be a big help to the folks from Beijing
But city officials cannot afford to let their guard down yet." So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to
introduce public flogging with a wet lo mein noodle for anyone violating any real or percieved civility infraction.
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to dust off 2 Live Crew to perform "Me So Horny" at the opening ceremonies. As an extra incentive, they've managed to persuade Papillon Soo Soo into reviving her "Da Nag Hooker" personna and offering "Sucky Sucky" at a discount!
Me love you long time!
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to outlaw Beef & Broccoli.
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to bring back the Tieneman square tanks if anyone else spits in public.
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to take away all Karaoke privileges for up to one year to those who violate any public rules or sanctions.
I'm having a hard time on this one... I mean who can beat being flogged in public with a wet noodle?
Loss of karaoki privelages is a pretty harsh punishment...
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to ...
flush every toilet at the same time several times a day to make sure the system can handle it.
provide needle disposal stations throughout the event facilities so the athletes can dispose of their HGH supplies properly.
...authorities have also decided to force violators to garbage detail on the Great Wall of China.
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to go forward with the prearranged plan to create a new sitcom which will air twice weekly starring Britney Spears in an early twentieth century role, as Emily Post.
OMG Mic-T that is hilarious!
Wow, Thats Pretty Cool! "G-wizz" Mountain Cat, You Got Any Pull In The Vote?
Yo Doc, giv'im sum luv.
Just this minute saw on Insider, that Micheal Jackson will possibly be appearing on the first two episodes. It's undisclosed at this time as to what his role will be!
Emily Post or Emily Post-Partum ?
So to ensure that Beijing is ready to host the Olympic games authorities have also decided to ...
Ask General Tso to keep guard over anyone and everyone who might dare bring in wontons!
Okay that was really funny Christine... I should have THUNK it myself! ;-)
Hee hee. She said wontons. hee hee.
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