The rules are the same as always. Fill in the blank at the end of the actual news article below with a witty (but fake) ending for the story. The one that makes me laugh the most wins my peach award. Of course you can enter as many times as you wish. Just please try and keep it PG-13
Here goes:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush has rhythm, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice assured reporters on Friday after watching her boss join African dancers during his five-nation tour of the continent this week.
"I just want to report that the president did a fair amount of dancing when he was in Africa and demonstrated that he can stay on the beat," said Rice, an accomplished musician who loves to dance herself.
"You look sceptical, but I was there? I can certify," Rice added when reporters chuckled at her observations and then announced that during the trip to Africa in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for ___________________________.
-Doc
58 comments:
... in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
speaking proper English.
President Bush also showed his previously unforseseen talent...
and began singing aloud for all the world to hear, "Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase!"
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
actually pronouncing the word nuclear properly!!
... in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for properly wearing Somalian clothing.
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
Counting cards and making a killing at the blackjack tables aboard the Casino boat on the Nile.
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
his Bobby McFerrin impression--"Don't Worry, Be Happy!"
"...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for lapsnorkeling"
"...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for playing the upright organ."
... in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for shaking his hips of dance floor mass destruction.
in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for...
Reciting Germanic prose from memory, Programming 180 bit encrypted HTML code, and teaching the African natives his own native dance steps to the "Cotton Eye Joe"
...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent in Michael Moore's new documentary 'Fahrenheit Studio 54.'
I think you are wrong Vin... We already knew about his cocaine usage.
Hell do you even think back in the '70s the bouncers would even let George W. Bush in the place???? Probably not! LOL
He was too busy giving the secret Skull and Bones handshake to worry with 54... that and skipping his public speaking classes.
'...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for injecting Sammy Sosa's ass with steroids when he was the owner of the Texas Rangers!' ROTFL!!!!!
...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for playing commander in chief!
in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for...
Gettin' Crunked !!
...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for parading around Egypt dressed like Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra.
...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for playing didily dumb in his pockets.
I just can't think of anything, but I LOVE Jay's!!!!!!!
okay i just woke up (remember i am in cali) and i need to get ready for work. i hope to come up with something before Leighann wakes up!!!!
Heck even in California it's still 8:45...Some of us get up at 5 am....You better bring it Jahooni. These answers are pretty good today.
PRESIDENT Bush also showed his talent of telling thousands of Africans that some of his best friends are Black
Of Course I am not good at this, but I like seeing all of the answers, Jay you have my vote!!
Single!
... in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for hunting unladen African swallows with Dick Cheney.
... in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
coping with mental ebola.
Cheers!!
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for...
giving a speech without a flurry of writers to make sure it was intelligent.
for...
walking and using his brain at the same time.
I wonder if Bush did the "Running Man" or the Cha-cha slide ?
"...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for coming in 3rd at the Patty Cake competition"
i was thinking more on the lines of the moon walk, since it is the 25th Anniversary of it. And him being in Africa and all...
Well hot damn....
2 finger pricks
4 shots
and ZERO cavities later....
I got nothing!
Let my brain settle down and I'll see what I can do!
PAT B SAYS
president Bush has shown his unforseen talent for coming up with a new business venture for 2009 "CELEBRITY DANCING WITH THE AFRICANS"
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for acting.
He played 'human' real well.
These are hilarious folks... Keep them coming! Remember you can post as many entries as you like because I won't make a final decision until I wake up tomorrow morning!
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for Rapping, when he busted out with his very own version of "U Can't Touch This" to go along with his dance.
Did he do that MC Hammer move where he slides from side to side in those big funny pants ?
Can't Touch This... okay now I have that song stuck in my head! Thanks Leighann!
Oh yeah, you can't do it right without the Hammer Pants!
Jahooni, don't mention it! :D
What an enjoyable way to pass the afternoon!
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
the rumba and cha-cha-cha, lending credence to the rumors he will be on next season's Dancing With The Stars.
Thanks for coming by to visit Moo! Please feel free to stop by anytime... and thanks for your answer... It warms my heart to think that by this time next year ole W won't have anythign better to do than possibly be on Dancing with the stars... LOL!
Just my 2 cents but Moo & Pat B have my vote, along with Anonymous.
I just did the MC Hammer move this weekend. Maybe Dubya and I could be partners! ;)
"In addition to dancing, President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for his best Lionel Richie imitation when serenading his Secretary of State:
'Condoleezza say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!
Way to parti' o we goin'
Oh, jambali!
Condoleezza say de moi ya
Yeah, JUMBO JUMBO!
Oh, O, O, O, Yes!
We're gonna have a party, Yeah, ugh! All night long (all night)' "
President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
shooting ping pong balls from his corn hole!
yuck yuck!
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Mt Cat that is hysterical!
'Condoleezza say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!
OH MY I JUST SPIT OUT SIERRA MIST.... Vin can't win the peach but dadgum that was hilarious!!!
Thanks Leighann!
Doc be careful dude. LOL
Here's hoping that the talent that mike uncovered stays "unseen"
yuck yuck !
Mt Cat, you'll just have to win my peach since you can't win Docs!
..in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent for
patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time.
quail hunting with Barak Obama, which he learned from his good friend Dick Cheney.
Leighann, That's peachy! Thanks.
PAT B SAYS
after showing his talent for African dancing President Bush also showed his unforseen talent for acting, hoping to land a part in the traveling version of a Color Purple in 2009.
All are great. If we are allowed to say...The first Annonymous answer gets my vote. Tied for second place is Pat B. with Mt Cat's Lionel Richie! Too funny folks!
TMC deserves it, that was FUNNY!
..in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent of beating drums with sticks to the rhythm of.... Swing Low, Sweet Chariot and
Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen.
Thanks y'all! These are some great comments today...
"...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent to all the african children on how to become the National Wonton Theif " ;)~
Jah'ni,
I gave up wontons for Lent.
"...in addition to dancing President Bush also showed his previously unseen talent to show the African Bushmen how to act like a Bush Man."
IN ADDITION TO DANCING PRES. BUSH SHOWED HIS UNSEEN TALENT FOR TRADING "RICE" FOR LICE....
I am sorry I was away from my computer all day and I missed these comments. Hysterical
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