Thursday, February 14, 2008

Top 10 Rejected Campaign Slogans

Happy Friday folks. Enjoy:

10. Jihad! Just Kidding. Vote for Barack Obama, You Infidels.
9. No Frillary Hillary.
8. Ron Paul: He Stands for Something. Eventually. Theoretically. Presumably.
7. Dennis Kucinich is Ross Perot's Bastard Love Child.
6. Fred Thompson: Special President's Unit.
5. Mitt Me in November! Romney in '08.
4. Evolve This! Mike Huckabee for President.
3. John Edwards is Down with You Homies.
2. From Prisoner of War to Prisoner of Love. Vote for John McCain.
1. When America is in Distress, Dial 911 for Rudy Giuliani.

- The Mountain Cat

42 comments:

Jay said...

I always thought Dennis K played Eddie Munster when he was little. What am I saying, he's still little.

Doc said...

"If you don't vote for Tom Tancredo then YOU WILL DIE"

-Whoops I think he actually used that one. :~

Doc said...

-Vegans for Bush !!

-Jane Fonda for FCC chairperson!

The Mountain Cat said...

Obama for 'Bama. Go Crimson Tide!

Doc said...

Vote for Obama, Not Chelsea's Mamma !

The Mountain Cat said...

- Vote for Hillary So She Can Finally Divorce Bill.

- Got GOP? Vote for Grand Old McCain.

Doc said...

Palentologists Support Fred Thompson!

Doc said...

"Vote for John Kerry because he is a free Mason and believes there is an invisible treasure map hidden on the back of the Declaration of Independance"

Christine said...

I will burn my bra.
And my husband will un-do yours.

I'm Senator Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.

Matt-Man said...

4 out of 5 Grumpy Old Men Agree, John McCain for President. Cheers!!

Doc said...

Vote For me... I won't have cigars in the Oval Office.

I'm Senator Hillary Clinton and I approved this message

The Mountain Cat said...

Ye Old Tariffs Will be Subjugated! Re-Elect John Quincy Adams.

Micky-T said...

Hillary For The Hill,
I Won't Bring Bill.

Doc said...

Vote Hillary for the White House
and I won't bring Bill my spouse

The Mountain Cat said...

Elect Dan Quayle for Your American Liter.

Doc said...

I am smarter than Bill Clinton. I inhaled. (and liked it)

-Barack Obama

Doc said...

The Republican ticket for the future of the party:

Mick Huckabee and Mick Mars

Doc said...

"I Hillary Clinton announce that my running mate in the presidential election will be Mr. Met"

Anndi said...

As a Canadian I shall merely snicker and enjoy the comments.

Actually...

'Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.'

Anyone?

Doc said...

I'm Being repressed I'm beign repressed !!!!

Doc said...

It's funny Anndi - I tossed that out at Mt. Cat as a quote a few months back....

LOL - I thought that they called her a "tart with a sword"

Anndi said...

Bloody peasant!

Anndi said...

Bloody peasant!

Tink said...

Brilliant! Especially this one:

>>When America is in Distress, Dial 911 for Rudy Giuliani.<<

I want that on a sticker.

Anndi said...

They called her a watery tart.. has anyone ever seen Hillary cry?

The Mountain Cat said...

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Doc said...

African or European?

Doc said...

Real genuine Hillary tears can cure cancer... Unfortunately since she never has any real ones that terrible disease will go uncured. :-(

Anndi said...

It could be carried by an African swallow!

Anndi said...

So Bill's never had a medical scare that he escaped then eh?

Doc said...

I said they could cure cancer NOT herpes....

The Mountain Cat said...

O'Bama: For Irish Catholic Conservatism.

Leighann said...

I can't stop giggling at #7 long enough to think of anything useful to add.

Go figure, Leighann.... speechless.

Wallow in it, will you?

Anndi said...

Doc: ROTFLMAO

Actually, I'm pretty sure the tears would be real the moment they tell her he's gonna pull through.

Doc said...

Hillary, The Limbaugh of the Left

The Mountain Cat said...

Me and Giuliani Down by the School Yard. (Actually this is a song title)

Hammer said...

I'd buy all those bumper stickers!

Anonymous said...

I found this site using [url=http://google.com]google.com[/url] And i want to thank you for your work. You have done really very good site. Great work, great site! Thank you!

Sorry for offtopic

Anonymous said...

Thank you, that was extremely valuable and interesting...I will be back again to read more on this topic.

Anonymous said...

Sweet web site, I had not come across yougoaheadandkeeponbelievingthat.blogspot.com before in my searches!
Carry on the fantastic work!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing this link, but unfortunately it seems to be down... Does anybody have a mirror or another source? Please reply to my message if you do!

I would appreciate if someone here at yougoaheadandkeeponbelievingthat.blogspot.com could post it.

Thanks,
Jules

Anonymous said...

Angel, WTF?!?

Alta