Happy Friday folks. Enjoy:
10. Jihad! Just Kidding. Vote for Barack Obama, You Infidels.
9. No Frillary Hillary.
8. Ron Paul: He Stands for Something. Eventually. Theoretically. Presumably.
7. Dennis Kucinich is Ross Perot's Bastard Love Child.
6. Fred Thompson: Special President's Unit.
5. Mitt Me in November! Romney in '08.
4. Evolve This! Mike Huckabee for President.
3. John Edwards is Down with You Homies.
2. From Prisoner of War to Prisoner of Love. Vote for John McCain.
1. When America is in Distress, Dial 911 for Rudy Giuliani.
- The Mountain Cat
Thursday, February 14, 2008
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I always thought Dennis K played Eddie Munster when he was little. What am I saying, he's still little.
"If you don't vote for Tom Tancredo then YOU WILL DIE"
-Whoops I think he actually used that one. :~
-Vegans for Bush !!
-Jane Fonda for FCC chairperson!
Obama for 'Bama. Go Crimson Tide!
Vote for Obama, Not Chelsea's Mamma !
- Vote for Hillary So She Can Finally Divorce Bill.
- Got GOP? Vote for Grand Old McCain.
Palentologists Support Fred Thompson!
"Vote for John Kerry because he is a free Mason and believes there is an invisible treasure map hidden on the back of the Declaration of Independance"
I will burn my bra.
And my husband will un-do yours.
I'm Senator Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.
4 out of 5 Grumpy Old Men Agree, John McCain for President. Cheers!!
Vote For me... I won't have cigars in the Oval Office.
I'm Senator Hillary Clinton and I approved this message
Ye Old Tariffs Will be Subjugated! Re-Elect John Quincy Adams.
Hillary For The Hill,
I Won't Bring Bill.
Vote Hillary for the White House
and I won't bring Bill my spouse
Elect Dan Quayle for Your American Liter.
I am smarter than Bill Clinton. I inhaled. (and liked it)
-Barack Obama
The Republican ticket for the future of the party:
Mick Huckabee and Mick Mars
"I Hillary Clinton announce that my running mate in the presidential election will be Mr. Met"
As a Canadian I shall merely snicker and enjoy the comments.
Actually...
'Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.'
Anyone?
I'm Being repressed I'm beign repressed !!!!
It's funny Anndi - I tossed that out at Mt. Cat as a quote a few months back....
LOL - I thought that they called her a "tart with a sword"
Bloody peasant!
Bloody peasant!
Brilliant! Especially this one:
>>When America is in Distress, Dial 911 for Rudy Giuliani.<<
I want that on a sticker.
They called her a watery tart.. has anyone ever seen Hillary cry?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
Real genuine Hillary tears can cure cancer... Unfortunately since she never has any real ones that terrible disease will go uncured. :-(
It could be carried by an African swallow!
So Bill's never had a medical scare that he escaped then eh?
I said they could cure cancer NOT herpes....
O'Bama: For Irish Catholic Conservatism.
I can't stop giggling at #7 long enough to think of anything useful to add.
Go figure, Leighann.... speechless.
Wallow in it, will you?
Doc: ROTFLMAO
Actually, I'm pretty sure the tears would be real the moment they tell her he's gonna pull through.
Hillary, The Limbaugh of the Left
Me and Giuliani Down by the School Yard. (Actually this is a song title)
I'd buy all those bumper stickers!
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Angel, WTF?!?
Alta
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