Thursday, January 10, 2008

Things bouncing around this head of mine: 1/10

- If Mississippi borrowed Missouri's New Jersey to wear to a party, what would her best friend Delaware? (answer below).

- "Mets baseball is sponsored by Pampers. The official disposable diaper of the New York Mets."

- As the original document of the Declaration of Independence reads: I believe in Life, Liberty and the Purfuit of Happyneff.

- Wow!!!!!!! I went to the store and received a one dollar bill with my change that originated from Topeka, Kansas!!!!!! So to celebrate, I immediately spent it.

- Paula Cole was right; where HAVE all the cowboys gone?

- The day before yesterday I felt that today is the day that will bring tomorrow but only found out that a week from now it will not happen until the day after.

- "Dominus Vobiscum" is Latin for "Dominic Go Frisk 'Em."

- "Jer-emy Spok-ane...Washingtonnnnnnnnn (TRY to forget this...)."

- Does PETA stands for "People Eat Tasty Animals"?

- I once drank a pitcher of non-alcoholic beer all by myself and I got into a fake a fight.

- What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

- Sometimes I like to mix Sweet n Low, Equal and Splenda in my coffee and let them fight it out.

- This 12 Step Program really works! My footprints are all over town!

- Anita Bryant or Anita Baker? DEFINITELY Anita Baker.

- "...well yeah it's true! Come on now, it was on television."

- "The Mountain Cat back and is better than before. Hey nay, hey nay! The Mountain Cat!"

- Answer: Idaho? Alaska.

Love, TMC

12 comments:

Doc said...

Anita Bryant? That's Kobe's wife isn't it?

Dana said...

Your head can be an interesting place, can't it?!

Doc said...

Yes Dana - Vince's head is a strange place....LOL

The Mountain Cat said...

It's all in good fun y'all.
Hey Doc, That photo of me in the yellow shirt looks like a cardboard cut-out doesn't it?
You are standing next a simulated Vince.
- TMC

Doc said...

Yeah - Like the old JB&B bit... Rusty Wallace and the Miller Genuine Draft F O R D

Tink said...

12 steps got you all over town?! Man, you must have some HUGE feet.

Jahooni said...

that is funny tink...

i would say a nice white wine with captain crunch. but by morning my wine bottles are usually empty

The Mountain Cat said...

Dana: The metal plate in my head now transmits my blogs directly into Podcasts before I even write them on paper.

Tink: My big feet step on the heads of those in my way on the ladder of success. but I've had the same job for 10 years. Odd.

Jahooi: I just had a '57 Bourdeux with my Shreaded Wheat. Most tasty!

- TMC

Matt-Man said...

Wild Irish Rose would go well with Cap'n Crunch. When you contract cirrhosis of the liver the vitamins and minerals will ease the pain. Cheers!!

Patrick's Mom said...

The day before yesterday I felt that today is the day that will bring tomorrow but only found out that a week from now it will not happen until the day after.

I sometimes feel this way. Recently, though, I have been all caught up and not feeling so blah!

Hammer said...

Captain crunch goes well with a nice Port.

Anonymous said...

- Does PETA stands for "People Eat Tasty Animals"?

Nah, but it could stand for "the Posibilities were Endless for that Team in Atlanta!" M*BOMBr