Wednesday, January 9, 2008

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To my fellow bloggers and fans of this website. I implore you. I need your help. Like every great artist sometimes go through, I am having a hard time coming up with anything creative or interesting to say. I don't want to put out half-assed material like Elton John's 'The Fox' album or Woody Allen's film 'The Curse of the Jade Scorpion'. For the layperson, I don't want to suck. I am here being honest. Stripped down. Here I am. Completely naked for you. Help me help you. Be my muse. What topics do you want to discuss or have me write about? Please bring the Sgt. Pepper album back to my adroitness.

- The Mountain Cat

18 comments:

DocMtCat said...

You mean to tell me that I have 5 blog subjects backed up as to not post to many at the same time and you are asking people to give you ideas to write about....

*shakes head*

-Doc

DocMtCat said...

It is drizzly and overcast in Manhattan. Lack of sunshine shuts my brain down. Plus I wanted to use the word 'adroitness' in a sentence.
-TMC

DocMtCat said...

Alas, the sun's circumference rouses above the horizon! Vitamin E courses through my scalp.
The Power Rangers in my head unite!
Well off to lunch now, see ya.
- TMC

Jay said...

Well, strip club stories are always popular. Or maybe stories about the good old days of drunken debauchery and that kind of stuff.

There's always politics. See if you can piss somebody off and generate hate mail. Then you can respond to the hate mail on the blog which might in turn generate more mail telling you that you were rude to the person who sent you the hate mail and it just goes on and on.

It's worth a shot.

Leighann said...

wow, nudity and begging on my very first visit!

I'll surely be back!

Christine (Vince's sister) said...

A 23 year old asked me out! Should I go? ...how low can you go??
(Not telling my age just yet...but I'm a so called "senior" Mountain Cat.)

DocMtCat said...

Christine, I say go for it and you'll be the next Demi Moore. Unless you are being Punk'd?
- The Mountain Cat, Jr.

Christine (Vince's sister) said...

Punk'd? I'm thinking he's got something else in mind...but I'll keep it clean for this site. Although, he is intelligent...

DocMtCat said...

Jay,
Ohhhh my friend I have some stories of legendary proportion.
But I am unable to discuss them here because of the restraining order...orders. But I will come up with tall tales and dirty lymrics eventually.
-TMC

DocMtCat said...

Punk'd is Aston Kutcher's old prank show as to qualify my Demi Moore comment.
But now I am pituring your 23 year old boy-toy as a 'kept man' like William Holden in 'Sunset Boulevard'. Yikes! (just kidding sis).
- TMC, Jr.

Christine (Vince's sister) said...

Did I mention he's HOT!

And I'm not so old that I've never watched Aston's show!

DocMtCat said...

*goes and makes popcorn*

-Doc

Jahooni said...

most embarassing moments. First kiss. First time... cough cough. Worst fears. Last dream. Goals.
Last time you both got into a fight...

random moments said...

I'm new soooo: How you and TMC met or how you are related, if at all.

If you could bring only 3 things with you to a deserted island, what would they be and why?

Any weird phobias?

Things that bug you?

Doc said...

Random - We met in high school when we were both working at the same grocery store... TMC will have to blog one day soon about how exactly that went down but suffice it to say that he had "heard" of me before we actually even met.

Jahooni - Vin (Mt. Cat) will have to answer some of those for you but as far as my most embarrasing moment well it came at a party I was at with him. It's on the list of things I have on my list to blog about someday soon...

Matt-Man said...

You could write about the time in the ninth grade when you and I were in the shower together after gym class, and...

Wait a minute, who are you? Crap, I think I've said too much. Cheers!!

Hammer said...

A good poop story always stirs things up ;)

CarmenSinCity said...

I go through phases where I don't have anything to say, but I usually watch a lot of TV and start talking about that kind of stuff. ha ha Very entertaining for my readers I'm sure!