Tuesday, March 23, 2010

What was Jesse James thinking?

So last week after I heard about the Jesse James and Sandra Bullock scandal where this motorcycle builder who is married to one of America's sweethearts has been accused of cheating on her I figured the woman he cheated on her with must be some sort of knockout. Then I heard her name was Michelle Bombshell McGee so that fits right? Then I heard she was a tattoo model and I went uh oh. A tattoo model? Then I saw pictures and I just had to post this. When they say tattoo model they aren't saying that this woman has a cute little tramp stamp or a bunny on her breast, she is flat out covered in the ink. She also looks kind of like a vampire or something. So without further adieu let me introduce you to Michelle Bombshell McGee: (for more pictures you can click here)
Now I know that the tat model refers to you as the Vanilla Gorilla and all that but I just cant see it my man. Sandra just reached the pinnacle of her career and won an Oscar. Jesse, buddy you had this at home and chose to screw around with that?
Of course maybe Jesse is just one of these guys who gets really turned on by the ink. I am not sure that Sandra Bullock has any and certainly not as much as Ms. Bombshell or Jesse's former squeeze (and porn star) Janine Lindemulder pictured below in a happy moment where she isn't in prison or waging a no holds barred custody battle with Jesse over their daughter.

So what do you think? Take the cheating issue out of it because of course that it wrong but is Jesse of his rocker (or chopper)? Who would you prefer the tattoo model or Sandra Bullock? I just can't believe that he was dumb enough to do this... but as Tiger Woods has shown us anything is possible.
-Doc
(Funny thing is there is actually a movie called Vanilla Gorilla coming out next year)

22 comments:

Southern Belle said...

The question is what was Sandra thinking by marrying him?

Paige said...

You know I could see the appeal of a fling with the tattooed chick right up until I saw her Nazi pics. And then it became revolting.

Southern Belle said...

Maybe Sandra could not see past THE VANILLA GORILLA....

Matt-Man said...

Well, she does appear to have nice boobs. Cheers Doc!!

Doc said...

I haven't seen the Nazi pictures... and don't want to.

Still laughing at Vanilla gorilla...

3 Men and a Lady said...

1st, I hate the term tramp stamp.

2nd, Jesse James must have major insecurity issues. I think Sandra is too good for him and he knows it. The tattoo girl is GROSS, tattoos or not. She doesn't even have a pretty face. Ick.

Karen said...

Bombshell McGee is HOT! Sandra Bullock is cute and wholesome and All-American, but she is in no way the "nasty hot chick".

I think it is pretty predictable. Sandra Bullock is the kind of girl you marry and Bombshell McGee is the kind of girl you bang on the side.

Chandra said...

GAWD...Sandra Bullock ALL THE WAY!

I had to do my own little post about it last week when I hear because I can't even imagine what she is going through. Poor thing. I think America is in her corner 100% and IF your not..then there is something wrong with you.

I can see the attraction she had in him though, she's America's sweetheart and he's the tattoo'd bad boy. Honestly I kinda liked them as a pair. Somehow they just fit.
Apparently he just liked the nasty girls a little too much. Makes me sick.

I think we should print shirts. "Team Bullock"!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Sandra, all the way!!

Disaster Chick said...

They say there is an Oscar curse for women winning best actress - their marriage soon ends in divorce - Kate Winslet and Reese Witherspoon are recent examples.

If I remember right Jesse James had left his wife for Sandra. But they seemed a good match because she was happy and stayed out of the limelight.

Whatever happens, I hope she's okay. She's a great actress and a good role model.

Doc said...

Wow Karen !!

Jay said...

I honestly don't understand how anyone finds that inked up chick hot. She is disgusting.

But, I also agree with Southern Belle. Sandra married a dude who had been previously married to a freaking porn star. She had to know he was a dog.

rxBambi said...

ditto to Jay. And I totally love Sandra... she's playing me in the movie about my life. Because we look alike. Exactly alike. Really. What the hell did she ever see in that Jesse guy? Blech

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I like the tattooed chicks. Apparently so does he. ;-)

Dianne said...

I think 3men/lady hit on something - Sandra is intelligent, classy, succesful
Jesse is white trash, ignorant, has a crappy TV show
must have been killing him

I hate that this has ruined Sandra's whirl of happiness at all her career success

I really think she's a good person - from what I see of course

hell, she was raising his kid
now the unfit mom wants custody back

what a mess

Doc said...

Good point Dianne... she was the one doing the raising of Jesse's daughter and fighiting the previous skank for custody.... I feel sorry for the little girl in this case.

Aunt Becky said...

I think Tits McGee (the tattooed one) is probably the kinda girl you can take a poo on where as Sandra Bullock is someone you have to be all respectable for. Maybe it just wasn't the way it was supposed to be. I feel SO SORRY for her.

Joker_SATX said...

I think I posted this answer on another blog as well....

Again, if I had to choose between those two? My choice is.....



.....My right hand!

You can keep em both! Just not my style.

Bond said...

One word FOOL

Linked you up dude...going to be around here more now

terri said...

Okay, the tattoo chick? Gross. But, I guess it's not really all about looks is it? But I don't think it's about who she is on the inside either. I heard it's probably more about her... ummm... talents in the bedroom.

Candice said...

I find the news about Jessie boning someone else about as shocking as I did when Rosie O'donnell came out the closet.

DUH!

He's a fool. Then again, most men are. ;)

jennifer said...

Idiot.