Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I Love the Poop Out of You

Oh yes Sunday was Valentines Day and there was love in the air. In the Minnesota town of Albert Lea you couldn't miss the smell of love in the air because that is where farmer Bruce Andersland chose to show his wife exactly how much he loves her by giving her a very special Valentine. The gift that just doesn't stop giving. The gift of manure.
Yes that old romantic Bruce chose to show his love for his wife by making her a half mile wide valentine on his farm made entirely out of cow poop. Oh how romantic!
You can see it here in the snow. Awwww look there is even a poopy arrow right through the center. How pungently perfect!
At least Mrs. Andersland enjoyed the Valentines day poop-prise and didn't accuse her husband of giving her a crappy gift. Some woman just have their priorities right. Because if your husband gives you a half a mile pile of dung for Valentines Day and you can't appreciate it then your marriage just may be in the crapper.

Here's hoping your Valentines Day didn't stink.

-Doc

17 comments:

Mandy said...

Well...that is certainly...um...something.

3 Men and a Lady said...

Hey it likely took more effort than a lot of men would care to put forth. Even if it is crap.

Paige said...

I actually posted that on my facebook! I found it hilarious. And if I was the kind of chick to live on a farm and do all of that kind of yucky stuff, I'd probably find it quite charming. Hell, I'm a city girl and still find it sweet in that quirky sorta way!

Kat said...

Hey man. That took a LOT of work. That poor man lugged a bunch of crap around for a half a mile. I don't know if my hubby would do that. Sure the guy really STUNK after that, but still. And it looks pretty when you can't smell it. I think that is pretty cool. :)
I didn't even get a card!

Just me... said...

There was time, effort and imagination at work here!! No matter the material, I'd be flattered... It's better than a Hallmark and a box of chocolates!!

Jay said...

There might have been a lot of effort, but it was still a pretty shitty gift. heheh

Micky-T said...

Aww Crap! The comment I thought I left earlier isn't here, so your shit out of luck as to what moved from the bowels of my mind.

Chandra said...

No Shit! That's awesome, or maybe not. Depends on how much you like creative gifts I would guess. In my humble opiniion..it's WAY better then getting candy but not as good as getting a diamond. Hee Hee!

Dana said...

Hello?? Don't you people know that frozen poop doesn't stink?? And don't ask me how I know that ...

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Is this the time to admit i am a Minnesotan? Perhaps not.

Four Dinners said...

Hey!!! Don't knock him!!! So many husbands bullshit their wives cow shit is ok!!!!!...;-)

Evil Twin's Wife said...

At least he made an effort! :-)

Lu' said...

I didn't get shit for Valentine's Day. Well I got a card and kiss but I didn't get shit :)

rxBambi said...

haha I didn't get shit either! A dinner and a card. But no shit.

terri said...

Wow... I'm so proud to be a Minnesotan at this moment. See what this crazy winter weather does to people here? It makes us think that things like making a poop valentine are romantic and fun!

I think that guy needs a serious sun and sand vacation right about now.

jennifer said...

Yeah but in the spring when the snow has melted and the fertilizer has done it's job? The grass will be greener!

Candy Minx said...

Ha!