Monday, January 4, 2010
Warren Beatty the New Wilt Chamberlin?
Years ago we all chuckled when Wilt Chamberlin claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women in his auto biography. Well after that magic number was put up there you knew it was only a matter of time until someone would come out with an equally absurd number. That time has come. May I introduce you to the next biggest male-ho ever Warren Beatty. Yes it seems that a soon to be released biography claims that Ole Dick Tracy himself has had sex with 12,775 women. To make it even more grand that number, "does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on." (BTW - what is a sexual drive-by - Never mind I don't wanna know.) HA!
OK boys and girls lets all get our calculators out. Warren Beatty is 72 years old. So lets figure this. He claims to have lost his virginity at age 20 If he started at then it would give him 52 good years of doing it. This amounts to 245 different women per year (every year) for 56 years. Holy Moly this man gets around!
I'm also sure this comes as a little bit of shock to Annette Bening who he has been married to for 18 years. I think that what happened is this; Ole Warren knows that Tiger Woods was going to make a run at Wilt Chamberlin's record so he wanted to go ahead and stake his claim on second place ahead of time.