Stuff I have read about recently:-Back in 1920 who would have ever thought that someday Canada would have to change the name of it's national pastime's magazine called "The Beaver" about the fir trade because Internet filters think it's about porn? Did they even have porn back in 1920? Anyway if you are a subscriber to "The Beaver" look for future publications to be called "Canada's History."
-The new list of words that should be banned from the English language is out from Lake Superior State University. Included are tweeting, teachable moment, toxic assets, shovel-ready, unfriended, any new czar, sexting, and anything that starts with Obama- such as Obamacare and Obamanomics. Now I have heard of most of these but not sure about sexting. If any woman knows what this is and wants to teach me about it I will be glad to give you my cell #. LOL!
-Did you all hear about this drunk driver in South Dakota with a blood-alcohol level of 0.708 percent ? Isn't that legally dead? Her mugshot is here to the right... YIKES she even looks like she should be dead.
-If you are thinking about pulling a practical joke let me just tell you this. It is a really bad idea in these days of Nancy Grace and Amber alerts to pull a prank by driving your 12 year old daughter down the road in your truck bound and gagged with duct tape. Idiot.
-One last one. This is a great story about the wife of one of Britain's parliamentary representatives from Northern Ireland whose wife Iris who is 60 just got caught having an affair with a 19 year old friend of the family. Talk about a Cougar! What's the ironic part of this story? Their last name is Robinson. Iris truly is Mrs. Robinson!
-Oh yes and I stole the Idea for Megan Fox Naked from my buddies Matt-Man and Jayman. Let the Hits roll in!
Later!
-Doc
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I heard about that "chick's" blood alcohol level. Holy Cow, I can't believe she didn't die either. And had she died she would have been well preserved. Ha. I like the Megan Fox label you used. Next time put it in your title, it works wonders. Cheers Doc!!
They did have women called “flappers” starting to emerge in the 1920”s.
O come on….you know what sexting is!!!
Iris was in Politics so need we say more?
and DOC...you truly have not change ;)
My only question is "What in the HELL does a 19 yr old KID see in a 60 yr OLD woman?" ...I'm all for dating younger then your age..but that is just gross!
I had read the story about the drunk woman..can you imagine what her liver must look like cause I'm sure it's not her first or second or even third time partying it up by the looks of it.
At least the cougar picked one over 18! Still has a bit of ick factor on it, though, doesn't it?
What else is there to do in South Dakota??
And I saw a special on History about sex in the Civil War era and there was porn then. It was lamer (and fatter and hairier) than today's standards, but it was definitely porn.
It is a litigious and media driven society. Common sense is a MUST.
Oh yeah, Megan Fox Naked! Actually it was Matt-Man. But, that's okay, cause I'm getting ready to give it a try too. Actually, I'm going to expand on the idea a bit.
Best part of the 60 year old woman having the affair with the 19 year old boy is that she has given many speeches talking about how morally superior she is. She has condemned gays as being sexually promiscuous and dangerous to society because of their "immorality" as well as going after others who have had affairs.
It's amazing how often that works huh? The people who present themselves as morally superior are the ones Hiking the Appalachian Trail. haha ;-)
I wonder if Mrs. Robinson did any sexting with the 19 year old?
Edited to give Matt-Man his due!
Jay is right.. Mrs. Robinson was certainly holier-than-thou when she was messing around in the muck.
Hey 3Men - Im scared of that!
Belle - Oh well...
Dianne - I bet there was some of that going on... as a matter of fact I am sure of it!
Jennier - Common sense is a must and is also sorely lacking in todays world!
ETW - I guess it's icky unles you are the boy
Chandra - Im thinking that he wasn't thinking with his proper head... just sayin'
Doc....you ever walk in Muck?...well you get stuck and it stinks!
Belle - I refer you back to my comments from Novemeber on why the entire states of South Carolina and Maryland stink! (Oh it's just pluff mud.... sure it is... you just keep on believing that!)
With a BAC that high, how did she even start the car?!
And the May-December affair? Yes, there is an ick factor - on both parts. But hey, they're two consenting adults, so who are we to judge? At least he was of-age. Now if that were a 60 year-old man and a 19 year-old girl, how would the reaction have been? Just a thought.
Will - They would probably call her a gold digger...
Back in 1920 who would have ever thought that someday Canada would have to change the name of it's national pastime's magazine called "The Beaver" about the fir trade because Internet filters think it's about porn?
....you're serious???????
As for Mrs Robinson, good luck to her!!! - she also took out some loans for the lad. Quite substancial amounts apparently! Lucky boy!
Beaver and Cougar and Fox, oh my!
Doc, That reminds me of a Justin Timberlake song. Let me paraphrase:
"I'm bringing sexting back. YEAH! You go ahead and keep on believing that. YEAH!"
Your posts are always interesting and make me smile.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Is safe sexting wearing a glove?
What a bummer, The Beaver Magazine is going shovel-ready.
Seriously enough with the stinky SC stuff! Sheesh. All I heard while I was in NC from my boss is the stinky part outside of Charlotte where the chicken farms are!
As far as the 60 yr old thing...maybe she looked like Raquel Welch and the guy was quite lucky...although I'm only 35 (for a few more weeks) and I don't think I'd go for a 19 year old...I don't "think"...lol
I don't get what a 19 year old sees in a 60 year old. And what does a 60 year old see in a 19 year old? She likes to play teacher, maybe?
Ick.
I didn't know we even had a magazine about the fur trade - its national pastime. lol
Fun collection of silly stuff.
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