Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Tuesday Word Game 9/9/2008
Today's Tuesday Word Game is going to be a little bit different than previous weeks. Instead of completing an odd news story this week we are going to start one. After reading this story about a robber who had a very specific goal for his heist I just had to work it into a game. The following opening lines of the story just caught me:
DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
After reading that I said to myself... Now there isn't something you read every day!
For this weeks game I want you to come up with your own opening sentence to an odd news article that like this story about the robber is something you don't read every day. Make is as catchy and outrageous as you want to but please try and keep it clean. Make up as many as you like and answer in the comments. Best and funniest wins a Peach tomorrow morning.