Today's Tuesday Word Game is going to be a little bit different than previous weeks. Instead of completing an odd news story this week we are going to start one. After reading this story about a robber who had a very specific goal for his heist I just had to work it into a game. The following opening lines of the story just caught me:DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.
After reading that I said to myself... Now there isn't something you read every day!
For this weeks game I want you to come up with your own opening sentence to an odd news article that like this story about the robber is something you don't read every day. Make is as catchy and outrageous as you want to but please try and keep it clean. Make up as many as you like and answer in the comments. Best and funniest wins a Peach tomorrow morning.
-Doc
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A robber armed with a condom slingshot entered the clinic demanding more condoms.
A robber with a condom mask over his head fell unconsious at the counter of the convenience store he was robbing.
The robber has been indentified as Professor Plum who was arrested last year for threatening someone with a candlestick in a dining room.
Monday this week, sisters Tuesday and Wedsnesday Weeks while working at Fridays planned a lunch for Thursday to discuss Saturday and Sunday.
The robber has been identified as Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo who was desparate for the stolen items to keep up with his girlfriend Jessica Simpson's libido.
This week, Heather Mills entered a wood shop swinging her wooden leg, demanding a fresh new coat of shellac.
In a world where sex combined with Red Bull can cause violence, a robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink. Only one man can save the day. Hancock.
R.I.P. Don Lafontaine
Jersey City; A lone mountain cat was seen wearing a red ball on it's snout.
The robber has been identified as DJ Lance Rock from the children's TV show Yo Gabba Gabba who stole the condoms for his lover Muno to put over his head.
Honolulu; Malihini seen cleaning his weenie in public.
Keep it clean?
*&%$
There go all my ideas.
See you next week.
I got to get rid of that one!!!!
Hey Doc, We are talking about condoms here. How can we not be dirty???
Keep it clean? You've changed. I don't even know you people anymore.
NYC: A man dressed as a knight in dull armour attacks a cleaning lady demanding polish.
Ha, nice Micky-T.
I laughed out loud to the condom masked robber that suffocated.
Podunk Kansas: A robber enters a store armed with a straw hat. He slams the hat on the cash register as straw flys into the eyes of the clerk who accidently opens the drawer in panic.
Knight: We have to work harder around here, have you noticed that lately Doc has only handed out that peach to all the newbies in town? j/k doc
Doc, I didn't look up the facts,[you will] it just feels that way.
It's doesn't have to be about condoms... It can be about anything. Sorry I am busy today guys... And leighann you know what I mean about keeping it clean.
The suspect was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence for operating his Jazzy Scooter while drinking a 40 of Colt 45 out of a paper bag.
(Something I saw this morning)
Parents outraged as clown makes balloon animals out of condoms for children.
Jennifer Wilbanks spotted purchasing running shoes and a wedding dress.
Heather Mills to marry Michael Jackson. Wants to prove she's not a gold digger or is it have access to the rights of the Beatles' songs.
Boise: A sharpened potato, burnt crispy on a stick was the weapon of choice for a robber seeking condoms from a local convienence store.
Man armed with box cutter and foul body odor holds Staples employees hostage in the store while making himself a paper mache home.
Mutilated potato solves case in Boise condom robbery. Micky-T arrested for having weapons of mashed destruction.
Knight: LMAO that could be a winner! Good one!
Las Vegas: A masked man carrying a machete and speaking with an outrageous French accent stormed into music store and demanded every single copy of every Celine Dion CDs and DVDs.
Weapons of Mashed Destruction!!
LMAO
In Sydney a man walked into a store armed with a wombat and a knife (this is a knife) and left with a case of Foster's. Which is Australian for headache.
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