Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 9/16/2008

It's Tuesday again and time to play Word Game. Lets go the world of pole dancing for this week's edition shall we? It seems this past weekend they had the European pole dance championships in Amsterdam. That's right pole dancing championships. After reading this article I got to thinking that if I never knew there were pole dancing championships there must be other championships I haven't heard of before. I say we should make some up.

Complete the following news article with an odd or funny championship event and the funniest or oddest wins a peach tomorrow morning:

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - It was a busy time for pole dancers in Amsterdam at the weekend.
While the red light district's troupe were gyrating as usual on Friday night, a host of girls from Albania to Spain flew in to compete for the European pole dance championship title.
"Everything which we do requires so much strength. You train your legs and your muscles. It has nothing to do with eroticism. You have no time to think of that!" said Jeannine Wikering, the 26-year-old competitor for Germany who came third.

"I think one day it should be an Olympic sport -- but that will take time. You would have to agree which moves on which to judge competitors, at the moment we all have such different routines," she added.

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be ________________.

Answer as often as you like in the form of a comment and may the best answer win.

-Doc

13 comments:

Knight said...

I think all of these exist:

Beer Pong championships

Solo Synchronized Swimming championships

Leap Frog championships

Knight said...

Dreidel Championships

Breeding Championships... the most impregnated wins. (Too Blue?)

DUI test Championships. Combines the art of drinking and the skill of touching your nose.

The Mountain Cat said...

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be the Latvian Feces Toss Championship. What?

Dana said...

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be POLE RIDING! Video tapes, shipped in a plain brown wrapper, are available for those unable to watch the competition live.

Lu' said...

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be from France, the worst arm pit odor championships. We have the largest sausage championship at Playgirl, uhm I mean in Germany. One could never forget the hairiest nose championships held in Italy.

WomensDaily said...

I had no idea that there was a European pole dancing championship.

Doc said...

LOL!

Any more ???

Lu' said...

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be from Holland, who can whittle a pair of shoes the fastest championships.

The Mountain Cat said...

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be the Polish pool pole polish poll of Poland.

The Mountain Cat said...

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be the Sicilian Mountain Cat wrestling Championship.

Karen said...

Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be American Political impersonation championship. Coincidentally Palin impersonators were entered in both contests.

Micky-T said...

The oddest has to be the....
How Close Can You Get Your Face To your Crotch Championships.

Jay said...

"Pole dancing however is not the oddest championship held in Europe. The oddest has to be The World Hokey-Pokey Championships."