Wednesday, August 6, 2008

"Weird Al" Wednesday - August 6, 2008

Today's song parody is for our Presidential candidate Barack Obama. So lets all dance like it's the Macarena:

When I talk they call me Barack Obama,
And the press boys say I'm an Islama.
They all want to be me, can't be me,
So they all lobby and decide to side with me.

Vote with me, change with me,
And if I'm good you can come to the White House with me.

*CHORUS*
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
He is more than just a Democratic complaina.
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
HEY BARCK OBAMA! Ahai!

Now don't you worry about my Vice Pres,
The man who may be Johnny Edwards.
You can't stand him, your not impressed with him.
He's still good so I - ha ha ha!
Now, come on, what was I supposed to do?
John Kerry is out of the race, and his polices are sooo fine!

*CHORUS*
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
He is more than just a Democratic complaina.
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
HEY BARCK OBAMA! Ahai!


Anyone have any other Barack Obama songs for me? Happy Wednesday.

- The Mountain Cat

53 comments:

Lu' said...

Ha Ha Ha! I envision Mr Obama dancing said dance in the exact attire in which he is pictured.

Bina said...

Oh my freaking Lord that was EXCELLENT! Come on now, did you spend all week coming up with that? Huh? Huh??

The Mountain Cat said...

Bina, Honestly I just made it up this morning!
Come on, doesn't anyone have any other funny Obama songs for me?

Bina said...

And now I'll be singing the freaking Macarena all day!!!!!!!

Bina said...

Friend In Low Places


I Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined the Presidential Race
I was last one to know
And I'll be the last one vote
I'm the last one who thought I'd be here
And I saw the surprise
And the look in Hilary's eyes
When I accepted my win
and I raised my glass of champange
Said, Hilary, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause we are cadidates in low places
Where the faces change
And the lies keep our fears at bay
And we'll be okay
I'm not big on violence and war
Think I'll take more money, away from the poor,
Oh we're just cadidates, lying to your faces!!

The Mountain Cat said...

ha! Bina that's great! Thanks!

Bina said...

Damn, I was gonna do Rapper's Delight but I can't remember all the words well enough!

Bina said...

Gilligan's Island

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a presidential race,
That started in America,
or maybe some foreign place.

The cadidate was a darker man
The Anti-Christ some say,
But some have put their faith in him,
I guess we'll find out some day.

Barrack has beat out Hillary,
his smile is brave and sure.
But will she be the big VP,
Or be booted out the door.
Booted out the door!

Bina said...

I dont' know enough about Barrack to do much more of these!

Yea, I'm a poor excuse of an American because I HATE politics!

The Mountain Cat said...

Bina, Those are priceless!

The Mountain Cat said...

Parody of 1999 by Prince:

'Two thousand, zero nine, party's over, we're out of time. So Barack Obama is president and our country's in de-cline!'

The Mountain Cat said...

I like Bar-ack and I can not lie!
You other brothers can't deny.
That when Hillary walks in and is an itty bitty waste,
And a round husband in your face
You get sprung!
Wanna pull up tough.
Cuz you notice that Barack was stuffed!
Deep in her pockets she's payin',
I'm hooked and I can't stop swearin'.
Oh, baby I wanna vote with ya,
And take your picture.
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Barack's is to me, me, me so annoyin'.

Ooh, chump of dark skin
You say you wanna get me a benz?
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average demmy.'

Karen said...

That Macarena song is freaking great! I will work on a song after lunch and hopefully come up with a winner.

WNG said...

Long as I remember McCain been comin down.
Clouds of mystry pourin confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, tryin to find the sun;
And I wonder, still I wonder, can Barack stop McCain?

I went down virginia, seekin shelter from the storm.
Caught up in the pundits, I watched the lies grow.
Eight year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains.
And I wonder, still I wonder wholl stop the rain.

Heard the singers playin, how we cheered for more.
The crowd had rushed together, tryin to keep hope.
Still the lies kept pourin, fallin on my ears.
And I wonder, still I wonder can Barack stop McCain?

jennifer said...

Well I am here and reading the brilliance that is your Weird Al Wednesday.

And I got NUTHIN'.

I am going to put on my thinking cap (collander covered in tin foil hooked to a light switch) and see if I can jolt some creativity into my brain.

I'll be back.

The Mountain Cat said...

Cool WNG doing her best CCR! Doc will be proud. Awesome!

Karen said...

Ok...Bon Jovi - Livin' On a Prayer.

Barack’s middle name is Hussien.
He is running for pres.
With little experience
That’s tough, so tough.

He went to Senate in 2004.
That’s only 4 years ago.
His keyword is Change
That’s Change. A Big Change.

He says we’ve got to get out of the war in Iraq.
It doesn’t make a difference if it’s safe there or not.
We need universal health care and that’s a lot
Of money. Should him a shot?

Whooah, …

The Mountain Cat said...

Jennifer, LOL. Whatever method works for you. hee hee.

Bina said...

I love the Baby Got Back one!

And it took a while for me to get WNG's, "Have you Ever Seen the Rain" (right?) but that is darn good, too!

The Mountain Cat said...

Karen, too funny! But that's song is the New Jersey National anthem. It is almost sacreligious! :)

Lu' said...

Sung to the tune: Lean On Me.

Sometimes in our lives
we all have doubt
we all have confusion
But if we are wise we know that there's always November

Vote for me
when you're not strong
and I'll be your President
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'till I'm gonna need
somebody to vote for me

Please
swallow your pride
if I have things
you need to rationalize
For no one can fill
all of your needs
that you wont let show

Just call on me America
when you need a hand
We all need somebody to vote for
I just might have a policy that you'll understand
We all need somebody to vote for

Vote for me
when you're not strong
and I'll be your President
I'll help you carry on
For it wont be long
'till I'm gonna need somebody to vote for me

Just call on me America
when you need a hand
We all need somebody to vote for
I just might have a policy that you'll understand
We all need somebody to vote for

If there is a color
you can not bear
that you can't internalize
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
There is more to realize

Won't you just vote me?
’Cause you need a president
Vote me
Vote me uh-uh
Vote me…

As American as Apple Pie said...

These are all really great! I have nothing to offer on this topic though...maybe next week.

jennifer said...

I'm back sporting a perm, but with 80's inspiration. Tears for Fears...

So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Barack Obama wants to rule the world

I can't stand this indecision


Married with a lack of vision
Barack Obama wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never never vote against him
One headline why believe it ?
Barack Obama wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Barack Obama wants to rule the world...


(May need to up the voltage, hm?)

The Mountain Cat said...

My apologies to the band Styx:

'Obama I'm in fear for my life from the executive of the law.
Bush-man is near the end of his running and I am so far from my goals.
Obama I can hear you crying, your so scared you want a change. Bush-man is moving out of the White House so he does not have very long....HEY!!....

Hillary gave up, McCain's too old,
They finally found you!
You're a demo-crate who had it made,
retrieved for a coun-try!
Never more to go astray,
This'll be your presi-dent-try'
You are a wanted man!'

The Mountain Cat said...

Barack is gathering up his massesssss, just like Bush search for weapons.
Evil minds that plot destructionnnn,
sorcerers of America's construction.
In the fields the bodies are votingggg,
as the oil machine keeps turning.
Death and hatred to Jihadisttttt,
destroying their brainwashed minds.
In God we trust, yeah!

Politicians sell themselves everyday.
They always started the war.
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor, yeah. --Black Sabbath, War Pigs

WNG said...

Thanks, Mt Cat - I try to make Doc proud every day ;)

It's Who'll Stop The Rain, Bina, but you were close!

Can no one beat Mt.Cat??? Really? C'mon guys!!!

WNG said...

HAIL TO THE CHIEF

Hail to Barack we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to Barack! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to Barack, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.

Barack's is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This he will do, that's our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to Barack!

if people are going to call him arrogant i might as well run with it

Ne said...

HAHAHAH!! MT Cat, you are a mess!!

I will have to think of a song!! I think I am good at making those up!


Happy Wed!

The Mountain Cat said...

Here comes Obama now promisin' Money Money,
Shoot McCain down, he'll give less Money,
Hillary gave no love and I feel all right now.
Come on your gonna binge and purge,
And feel all right, yeah I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well you can shake Obama for Money Money!
Bush is gone and White House is home yeah,
Don't stop votin' 'cause I feel all right now,
Don't stop now come on Money.
Come on yeah, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I love your Money mo-mo-money,
I love your Money mo-mo-money said I do.......
I said Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Come on, come on!!
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah!

Karen said...

Mt. Cat, you are on fire this week!

The Mountain Cat said...

'Its been a long time for Barrack to roll.
Its been a long time and Hillary took a stroll.
Ooh, McCain hates Barack, let McCain hates Barack,
McCain hates Barack; baby, where'd he come from?
Its been a long time, been a long time, been a long hopeful, hopeful, hopeful, hopeful, hopeful time. For Obama. '
- Rock & Roll by Led Zeppelin

The Mountain Cat said...

Thank you Karen!!

'Obama, Barack is looking for a spark,
All the sweet campaign fund flowing down.
Obama left McCain out in the rain.
I don't think John can take it,
'Cause it takes to long for the voters to rake it,
And McCain will never have that recipe again, oh no!'

---MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and/or Donna Summer

leapofaith said...

The Cat is too good at his own game! Can he give himself an award?? LOL!!

Jay said...

That is a freaking classic! Hilarious dude!

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Jay!!

'Some dems hiss me, some dems hug me, but none stand in my way.
If they don't give me proper credit, the democratic party wilts away.

They can beg and they can plead
But they won't reach my heights, (that's right!)
Cause the dems with the cold hard cash, help me be mister right.

And soon we may be living in a Barack Obama's world,
And Hillary may be Barrack Obama's girl.
You know that we may be living in Barack Obama's world,
And Hillary may be Barrack Obama's girl!
--- Material Girl by Madonna

Em & Meg said...

Oh. My. Word. You went all Madonna on our collective..er.. hinies.

Barack don't preach
We're in trouble deep
Barack don't preach
we've been loosin' sleep

We've made up our minds
We're keepin' our SUV's

Em & Meg said...

Um, that would be me, JEN,
not em &meg. KIDS!

*changing out of cone bikini top*

The Mountain Cat said...

'Livin' in this country, gonna vote me a lot Obamas.
Livin' in this country, gonna vote me a lot Obamas.
Livin' in this country, gonna vote me a lot Obamas.
Livin' in this country, gonna vote me a lot Obamas.
Obamas come from a dem-o-cram and was put there by Islam
and Harvard Lawwwww.
If I had my little way I'd vote for Obamas everyday.
Hillary is soakin' wet in his shade.

Millions Obamas, Obamas for me.
Millions Obamas, Obamas with glee.
Millions Obamas, Obamas for me.
Millions Obamas, Obamas with glee.
Millions Obamas, Obamas for me.
Millions Obamas, Obamas with glee.

---Peaches by The Presidents of The United States of America

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Jen!! We can do the Madonna parodies all day long too.

The Mountain Cat said...

'The White House is mine,
Gonna take it right.
Just show my face,
I am the light.
I'm telling you,
On how to vote.
Gonna beat McCain,
And that chick named Hill.
Come on, Come on,
Lay it on me all right...

Because I'm Barack, Barack. You know it. I'm Barack, Barack. Come on, come on. Barack, Barack, Barack.
And if the whole wide world has to vote right now, I'll just tell you once again: Barack!'

---Bad by Michael Jackson

The Mountain Cat said...

Barack will rule someday.
Barack will rule someday.
Barack will rule someday.
Barack will rule someday.
Barack will rule someday.
Barack will rule someday.
Barack will rule someday.
Barack will rule someday.

-- Say by John Mayer

WNG said...

WOW! Mt.Cat - give yourself a peach!

The Mountain Cat said...

WNG, Leap O' Faith knows why I have made up so many parodies today.

leapofaith said...

...but if I tell ya, I gotta kill ya! LOL!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Leap o' faith you can tell them.

The Mountain Cat said...

Obamaman, Obamaman.
Does what ever a bomer can. (No that ain't right. Just kidding).

leapofaith said...

Mt. Kitty has too much time on his hands cuz he has NOTHIN' TO DO TODAY!!

Although, he's out for the next two days and the fact that he has nothin' going on at his desk makes my life easier since I'm covering for him...

Bina said...

Good Lord MC! You are freaking amazing! I just can't compete with excellence.

Karen said...

Maybe this is more about the election than strictly Obama, but...

Semisonic - Closing Time

Election Time. Time for us to go out and make our choices heard.

Election Time. McCain or Obama? Which one will be less of a turd.

Election Time. One more chance to vote in someone who’ll lead us well.

Election Time. Please tell me who will get us out of this fiscal hell.

I don’t know who I want to vote for.
I don’t know who I want to vote for.
I don’t know who I want to vote for.
I don’t know who I want to vote for. Vote for.

Karen said...

Leap Of Faith - I have absolutely nothing to do today either. Work is sooo slow in August.

The Mountain Cat said...

Early in the morning votin' in the street,
Light me up that poll booth and I pull back that curtiain of two feet.
Got to find a reason a reason to vote for Obam,
Got to find a reason why my country's all gone.
But Obama's not a sensation but I can still get by.
When I watch politicians I want to mother fuckin' riot.

---What I Got by Sublime

The Mountain Cat said...

Karen, wow I heard that Semisonic song already today on iPod!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Start spreading the news,
I'm voting today.
I want him to be our president, Barack, Barack.
These $1,000 shoes,
Are longing for the day,
to vote a brand new president,
Barack, Barack!
I want to wake up in the country that isn't cheap.
To find the king of the hill, made my taxes too steep.
I had Republican blues, now I rue the day,
That I voted a brand new president,
good old Barack!
If he's a sen-a-tor,
He'll break it anywhere.
It's up to you, Ba-rack, Ba-rackkkkkkk!!!'

---New York, New York by Frank Sinatra