It's Tuesday and time for word game again. This week I was drawn to an article about voters in San Fransisco who have a initiative on the ballot to name a sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush. Now regardless of the politics I think this is great satire and commentary on our society. I think the readers of YJKOBT can do better though and come up with even more creative things to name after people. Complete the following news article with some other funny thing to be named after someone else:SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - San Francisco voters, never thrilled with George W. Bush, may give the U.S. president a parting shot in November by naming a sewage plant after him.
A ballot measure aimed at deriding the Republican president by renaming the city's newest sewage plant qualified on Thursday after organizers submitted 7,168 signatures to the local Department of Elections, officials said.
"What we are doing is satire, part of the proud tradition of skewering political figures that dates back to the Revolution," organizers said on their Web site.
Other planned projects include _____________ named after ________________ .
Answer as often as you like in the form of a comment and of course the best answer wins a Peach award tomorrow morning.
-Doc
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Other planned projects include The new addition of the Dinosaur exhibit at the Museum of Natural History named after the ancient John McCain .
Other planned projects include a coal fired power plant named after Al Gore.
Other planned projects include 24 million acres of preserved Redwoods named after the lovely Heather Mills.
Doc, I don't know enough about Yo Gabba Gabba to get that one in. You will have to do it.
Other planned projects include the new recycled plastics plant named after Michael Jackson.
Other planned projects include oil money laundering facilties named after Dick Cheney.
Other planned projects include woodchip burning power plants named after Heather Mills.
"Other planned projects include new public toilets named after George Michael.
"Other planned projects include the new building where the environmentally friendly vehicle engines that don't use fossil fuels will be manufactured named after Dick Cheney.
"Other planned projects include the new Peace, Love and Justice Center named after Osama bin Laden".
Other planned projects include methane gas power plants named after Condi Rice.
Other planned projects include syphilis treatment center named after Amy Winehouse.
Other planned projects include an Opera House inside Dodger Stadium named after Enrico Pulatzo.
Other planned projects include; In honor of Cal Ripken, Jr. breaking Lou Gehrig's Major League Baseball record for consecutive games played, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, going forward will be known as Cal Ripken's disease.
Other planned projects include the old rapper's rest home named after Biz Markee from Yo Gabba Gabba.
"Hey it's Enrico Palazzo!"
Doc, come to think of it, I think the gang from Yo Gabba Gabba are the Cosby Kids dressed in drag! Hey, hey, hey!
Name the cardiovascular health center after Dick Cheney.
Name the Kahballah Unity Center after Arod and Madonna.
Other planned projects include a Rest Home for Terrorists who Know US Presidents named after Osama Bin Laden.
Other planned projects include A Music School for the Tone Deaf named after Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson & Paula Abdul, Simandy's School Abdully Bad Musicality.
Other planned projects include A Center for Women Who Don't Know When to Shut Up & Give Up named after Hillary Clinton.
Man, I can't think of a THING! I'll have to think on this.
Estelle Getty died!
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is one of my favorite films.
And it is Sly Stallone's second best film behind Oscar.
I guess there won't be a Golden Girls movie now.
Other planned projects include
a research and development center to build the first bubble gum powered moped along with a state of the art bubble gum recycling center named after who else but, Bubble Gump.
a men's restroom, in-stall shoe shine machine, tap once for buff, twice for polish. Named after Larry Craig, of course.
Other planned projects include the hair center for men suffering from an identity crisis named after The Mountain Cat (aka Moses Greenhead).
Other planned projects include The EIB Golden Microphone Diet Center that uses large doses of *finger quotes* "prescription diet drugs" to help lose poundage and credibility named after Rush Limbaugh.
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