Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 7/1/2008

It's Tuesday again and time for word game! Today's word game comes to us via a suggestion by our good friend Leighann. Apparently we share the same taste in odd news stories because I love this one as well. This story is about a kidnapping. What is odd about that you may ask? This kidnapper grabbed his ex not for money or to kill her but to bring her back to his place to iron his clothes. Give this article a read .
This is a pretty odd reason to kidnap someone for sure but I bet we could come up with a few more. Complete the news article below with a funny or strange reason that someone may kidnap someone else:

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.
The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.
Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.
The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.


Police say that other kidnappings have been for ______________________ .

Answer as often as you like in the comments and of course the best answer wins a peach tomorrow morning. Thanks for playing.

-Doc

121 comments:

Doc said...

Just a side note... if you ever see an odd news story that you think may make a good Tuesday word game then e-mail it to me like Leighann did. This is the second week in a row I have been on the same wavelength with one of you guys as Knight predicted last weeks game a day early !!

Knight said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for the return of a box of cassette tapes unfairly sold to the victim several years prior.

Anndi said...

Could you imagine if he asked her to do the windows too?

Doc said...

I hear ya Knight.... LOL!


Could you imagine if he asked her to do the windows too?

Maybe she was a really good cook...

Anndi said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for


original blog topic ideas.

Anndi said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for cleaning a Mountain Cat's litterbox.

Anndi said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for coming up with new Heather Mills jokes.

Anndi said...

There's a Genoa salami joke in there somewhere *giggle* but I'm not touching it...

Leighann said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for

regrouting the bathroom tile.

rearranging the furniture.

killing a big hair spider.

taking the dog for a walk.

Doc said...

killing a big hair spider

This makes me laugh out loud and I am not sure why....

Doc said...

There's a Genoa salami joke in there somewhere *giggle* but I'm not touching it...

Won't touch what the joke or the salami?

Leighann said...

That was supposed to say big HAIRY spider!

But now I have an image in my head of a spider with a huge beehive LOL

Leighann said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for

private Yo Gabba Gabba performances.

Leighann said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been done by children whose parents lock them up in a play yard.

Leighann said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for

torrid love affairs with the UPS guy.

Doc said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been done by children whose parents lock them up in a play yard.


HEY !!!!

LOL

Doc said...

torrid love affairs with the UPS guy.

who only turn right....

Leighann said...

A little curve to the right might be fun! *giggle*

By the way Doc, I still can'te vote on this weeks poll. Don't you love me anymore??!!

*pouts*

Leighann said...

Damnit, I can't type for shit today either!

Bina said...

I LOVE this story, and leighann is on a roll, again!!!!

Police say that other kidnappins have been for making people clean the toilets.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnapping have been for smelling left overs in the fridge.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for playing find the Tube Steak while listening to ZZ top.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for helping men to find the remote control.

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for hold Doc hostage until the Mountain Cat hands over those cassettes!

Doc said...

By the way Doc, I still can'te vote on this weeks poll. Don't you love me anymore??!!

I guess that means I don't love myself 'cause I can't vote in it either... Something has to be messed up with blogger 'cause I have made it 3 times and it just doesn't work... even though a few peeps have been able to vote... I don't get it.

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for making those damn Progressive Commercials with Flo and her tricked out name tag STOP ALREADY!!!!

Doc said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for hold Doc hostage until the Mountain Cat hands over those cassettes!

I woudl be an old and feeble man before that ever happened (insert picture of John McCain)

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been made by women who kidnap their husbands demanding a nice date with hot sex!

Bina said...

Okay, the last one wasn't funny, but damn, oh so true. But, I could use hot UPS guy, right turns or not!

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappins have been for forcing a man to actually make the freaking bed.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for Doc to participate in HNT!

Bina said...

Okay, I'll give it a rest for a minute. I'm comment hogging!

Doc said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for making those damn Progressive Commercials with Flo and her tricked out name tag STOP ALREADY!!!!

HEY wait a second... This is a Flo-Friendly blog !!!

Hee Hee

The Mountain Cat said...

I burnt those cassettes. Now leave me alone!

Police say that other kidnappings have been to force Doc to watch Family Guy with his eye lids clipped open like they did to Alex in the film A Clockwork Orange. 'I'VE SEEN NOW WHAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. I'M CURED! PRAISE GOD!!'

Doc said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for Doc to participate in HNT!



Oh goodness you DON'T want that...

I only participate in cute kids pics. LOL!

Bina said...

Does the Mountain Cat eat rodents or just other hairy critters!!!!

I crack myself up.

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been to take Bina to the beach for a week, get a really cute cabana boy to wait on her hand and foot (etc) and not tell a soul where she is.

Bina said...

I've never heard of a Clockwork Orange.

Anndi said...

Police say other kidnapping have been for smelling left overs in the fridge.

Wait... That's wrong?

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappins have been for the guy from freecreditreport.com to shut the hell up already or at LEAST find a new song to sing.

Anndi said...

Won't touch what the joke or the salami?

Stop setting me up... :)

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappins have been for the collection of Penis's in some far off country.

Bina said...

anndi, have you seen that commercial where the husband and wife smell the left overs and pass out on the floor? I LOVE that commercial.

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for certain men on this blog to play hide the salami with anndi! LOL

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for women to clean the ring in the tub.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnapping have been for women to clean the lint out of the dryer.

The Mountain Cat said...

Bina, Yes I just had a bowl of ratatouille. And Google A Clockwork Orange. It is a sick vile movie. One of my favorites. Got milk?

Police say other kidnappings have been for Mel Gibson's real life son just to hear Mel yell GIVE ME BACK MY SON!. Ah another movie reference. Bad kitty. Bad.

Anndi said...

watch Family Guy

Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Bina said...

Mountain Cat, I will share my milk with you anytime baby! Just please don't staple MY eyelids open, k?

Bina said...

By the way Mountain Cat, I LOVE that movie you are referencing.

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for Bina to STOP MENTIONING The Tube Steak Boogie already!

The Mountain Cat said...

Anndi, Let's sing the Quagmire theme song together:

Who else but Quagmire?
He's Quagmire, Quagmire.
You never really know what he's gonna do next.
He's Quagmire, Quagmire,
giggity giggity giggity giggity
lets have sex.
.

Anndi said...

Bina, YUP! It cracks me up everytime!

Bina said...

Mountain Cat, you didn't answer my hairy critty question. I get no love around here.

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say other kidnapping have been by an 18 year old Patrick Little to force feed Gripe Water Juice to his father Doc. 'HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS SHIT NOW DAD? HUH? HUH? TASTE LIKE AN OLD SHOE DOESN'T IT!? YOU TORTURED ME, SO NOW I WILL TORTURE YOU DAMMIT!'

Bina said...

Mountain Cat! I'm rolling over here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bina said...

I also like the commercial of the older bald guy that dreams he is MC Hammer and doing the Can't Touch This dance.

The Mountain Cat said...

Bina, I did answer you. I just at a rat stew with bunny droppings.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for the Mountain Cat to tell us what REALLY happened on his vacation!

Bina said...

AHHH! Okay, I get it now. I'm dense like that. LOL

Doc said...

Oh my...

Bina said...

WHERE is Dana? She's good for a bunch, too.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for ...

okay, I got nothing right now, except sex stuff, and I know this is RATED!!! So let me think.

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for an ex wife to clip her ex husband's toe nails.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for an ex to show the man how to actually USE the dishwasher, and come to the understanding that it's not just part of the decor.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappins have been for men to return women's panties. They are NOT souvineers.

Bina said...

Am I playing by myself, AGAIN??????

Bina said...

Holy crap. I have 34 comments on here!!!!!!! That's like, more than HALF of what you have! Do I get some type of an award for that????

Love! I need some LOVE!!!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say other kidnapping have been by Doc & The Mountain Cat who have apparently locked Bina in a room and tied her to chair next to a computer with only access to
yougoaheadandkeeponbelievingthat.blogspot.com. Neighbor's became suspicious when they heard wails of laughter emitting from the safe house Bina was kept. When police found her, they had to pull her away from the monitor kicking and screaming. Film at 11. Now here's Steve with sports.

Karen said...

I am apparently late to this party!

my 2 ideas were used already!

Bina said...

Holy Crap! I am laughing my ass off at that one!!!! I LOVE it!!!!!

I gotta save this. When I need a great laugh and pick me up, I can read it!

Doc said...

LOL @ Bina

We love you and your great comments... you have to check back tomorrow to see if you won an award!

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say other kidnapping have been Leap O'Faith who haS been forced to cover the receptionists lunch today! NAH NAH NAHNAH NAH!

Bina said...

Hey, if I can keep going, you'll hit 100!

Bina said...

I warned you before, I can talk random all day!

WNG said...

Thank you all for the laughs - they're keeping me from falling asleep at my desk :-)

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been for American As Apple Pie to get her butt over here and comment.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnapping have been for a certain woman to mow and water the lawn cause apparantly, her husband didn't have a clue.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappins have been to force the woman to buy beer, cook BBQ, and shut up while the man watches sports.

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say other kidnapping have been Keanu Reeves who has been tied up with ducktape by Annikan McFly just like what Sandra Bernhardt did to Robert DeNiro in the film The King of Comedy.
Wow another obscure movie reference...... Why thank you I would like frys with that. Will you take a check?

Doc said...

Police say other kidnappins have been to force the woman to buy beer, cook BBQ, and shut up while the man watches sports.


That is somewhat backwards... I don't know any man who doesn't like to buy the beer and do the BBQing....

leapofaith said...

LOL, TMC!!

...and Clockwork Orange - ugh! There's an hour and 1/2 or so of my life that I'll never get back!!

Bina - you're on a roll!! ...and you're right...panties are NOT souveniers!!!!

Manic Mom said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for refusal to notify significant other of spinach stuck between teeth and secretly laughing at significant other throughout the evening...

Refusal to "Shout Out" skid marks in husband's dirty underwear. Wife's defense was if he can't wipe his own ass, why should she clean up after him?

I've got more, but I need a cocktail...

Fun blog, btw!

Manic Mom said...

Ooh, forgot one thing--I did have a boyfriend in college who asked, or rather assumed I would iron his freaking t-shirts for him.

Stupid freshman girl that I was happy to be dating a junior frat guy, I did it.

leapofaith said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for all the 'bad kitties' who pick on the innocent and steal their friends belongings with John Mayer's "Say..." being used as a torture device.

The Mountain Cat said...

"Say what you need to say" *WHIP*
"AHHH!"

"Say what you need to say" *GUN SHOT*
"OUCH!!!!"

"Say what you need to say" *CIGARETTE TO THE CHEST*
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

"Say what you need to say"
*CHAINSAW*
"HELP! HELP! WHERE'S TONY MONTANA TO SAVE ME? HELP!!!!"

hee hee one more movie reference. eek.

leapofaith said...

LMAOROTFL AT TMC!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...that sounds about right!!

...and that movie I LOVE!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say that other kidnapping have been The Barenaked Ladies by their fan.

leapofaith said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for Mt. Cat's iPod in order to replace the 18 bazillion songs he has with only ONE...can you guess?????

"Say what you need to say..."

The Mountain Cat said...

"Say what you need to say" *SPLINTERS TO FINGERNAILS*
"OWWWWWW!!!"

"Say what you need to say"
*GASOLINE POURED OVER HEAD*
"NO PLEASE STOP"

"Say what you need to say"
*MALLET TO THE LEGS*
"UGGGHHH!"

"Say what you need to say"
*GLITTER STARRING MARIAH CAREY*
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" *THUD*

(two more film references!!)

Doc said...

Welcome Manic mom to our blog... I hope you enjoy... your answers seem to fit right in... Welcome to our madness!

leapofaith said...

Pssstt! Here kitty, kitty, kitty....

Bina said...

I LOVE Manic! She is great!

Bina said...

I had to work for a while.

Police say that other kidnappings have been for Bina to actually do her job on Tuesdays instead of planning Tuesday Word Game at YJKOBT.

They can torture me, tie me down, tickle me with fancy feathers on the feet, and I will STILL play Tuesday Word Game.

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been to force Dana over here and contribute to this game!!!!!

Bina said...

Police say that other kidnappins have been for The Mountain Cat to inform his followers of the titles of the bazillion songs on his iPod.

Bina said...

WHY do I insist on leaving out the g in kidnappings all the freaking time?

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been Uncle Kracker by their fan.

The Mountain Cat said...

Hey y'all remember the song 'Message in a Bottle' by The Police?

Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.
Sendin' out an S.O.S.


Sting says it 25 times. I counted them. :-)..

Micky-T said...

S.O.B. This is a madhouse today!

Bina said...
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Bina said...

Hey! We hit 100!!!! Thanks in part to me, of course!

How 'bout.

S O

S S O

Sending out an SOS, but the band, SOS.

Bina said...
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Bina said...

mikey-t! You're here!

Micky-T said...

Police say that other kidnappings have taken "Bina" so they can make her comment all afternoon long on YJKOBT without doing ANY work.

Bina said...

Police say other kidnappings have been The Mountain Cat, by his fan, Bina.

And no, I don't know how to italicize!!!!

Micky-T said...

Who's blog is this anyway?

Bina said...

Are you the one Bina Napping mikey-t?

Doc said...

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Whoever deleted this comment must have thought it was really bad to delete it compared with some of the crap that Vinny has been posting...

Micky-T said...

You keep calling me Mikey and I won't answer.

Bina said...

Well, it was me. Because SOMEHOW one of them posted twice, and I HATE that crap!!!!

Bina said...

Good Lord. Now I'm a freaking moron. It's my fingers, I swear. They have a mind of their own.

So, Micky-t, are you the one doing the BinaNapping?????

Sorry baby. I will try not to let it happen again.

Micky-T said...

It's OK I really get a chuckle imagining how fast your flying at that keyboard.
I couldn't kidnap you, I think I'm a lot like that guy you keep hinting about. Only not quite that bad!

Bina said...

Ha!!!! I think Southern guys just can't get used to a woman who is so independent. He always says, "You don't need me, do you."

Well, honestly?? I don't NEED any body, but WANT is a different thing all together.

Micky-T said...

Time to go, I'm not ignoring you Bina, honestly. LOL
[I took a quick look at your blog]
You'ra a hoot!

Welcome back MC!

Bina said...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/080620/odds/odd_thong_odd_dc

Can you imagine the Tuesday Word game we would get out of THAT story?????

Knight said...

Whoa! What happened over here today?

Bina said...

Well blog people, I have had a GREAT time today, but it's about time to clean up from all this hard I've done and hit the Y. Be back tomorrow!

Leighann said...

Holy crap....

*bows down to Bina*

Lu' said...

Police say that other kidnappings have been for ______________________ .

Keeping a hostage to braid their arm pit hair, nose hair?

As American as Apple Pie said...

Well...Bina pretty much carried the blog today. Did she get any work done? Sorry I was AWOL, family pic day. I'm tired so I can't think of anything. DAMN! I really want an award to put on my new blog.