Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Things bouncing around this head of mine - Wednesday, July 23, 2008

- I am currently reading Lord of the Flies.

- One Sunday I am getting acupuncture for my stiff neck.

- I just ate an apple.

- A grapefruit is next.

- The Yankee game is on at One O'clock. I will listen to the game while I work.

- I have left over broccoli in my office refrigerator.

- I wish I had a window by my desk.

- It is suppose to rain again today.

- I have to finish my bottle of Mountain Dew.

- Oatmeal is boring.

- Which of the two Coreys do like best? License to Drive should have won an Oscar...not.

- I just cleaned out my paper hole puncher.

- I haven't exercised for a few days.

- I need a new bathing suit.

- Should I drink tonight?

- I haven't had a cookie in a while.

- I wish the sun would come out.

- I recently watched A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. She is appealing to the eye.

- Is there a woman in the world named Claire Voiant?

- Ever have one of those days where you have nothing to say?

- Ever have one of those days where you are trying to hard too find something to say?

- I think today is one of them.

- Oh well,

- Whatever,

- Never mind.

- *sigh*

- The Mountain Cat

116 comments:

Doc said...

Yuck... Tia Tequilla looks like one of those Bratz dolls.

Micky-T said...

Maybe to brighten your day and get the juices flowing, instesd of eating that grapefruit, you could ....sit on it. j/k

jennifer said...

Doc's comment *snort* she's been played with that much too.

Woke up today after having a "Hubby cheating on me" Dream so yeah, my day is shot already. Crap mood.

Fruit and Mountain Dew?

KaritaG said...

1) I once wrote an essay in HS about how Lord of the Flies was really symbolic of the cruicifixion story, and it freaked my teacher the eff out!

2) I think Tila is cute too! She's so small!

Jay said...

Now that you've cleaned out the hole puncher do you have little round pieces of paper all over the floor?

Knight said...

I like Lord of the Flies. I have read it tens of times. Or maybe just ten.

Tila has some nasty acne. Every now and then on that show they would get a bad lighting shot and you could see craters.

Doc said...

Jennifer... Mt. Cat is a fruity dew kinda guy! LOL

KaritaG... When Cat told me last week that was the next book on his list I almost started to eff with him but decided against it.

Jay is reading my mind

The Mountain Cat said...

Yes I like Tila Tequila,
And getting caught in the rain,
And the feel of the ocean,
And the taste of champag
....oh wait that's not the name of the song is it?

The Mountain Cat said...

I watched The Two Coreys last Saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
...I think that is the wrong lyrics too, eh?

Doc said...

LOL @ Knight!

BTW - What exactly is Tila Tequila famous for anyway?

Of course the name Tila Tequila does have a better ring to it than Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen

Doc said...

Tila Tequila was on some show called 'Pants off Dance off' ??? LOL!

I guess that show is for the contestants that couldn't make it on Dancing with the stars... Ya'll tell Apple pie that I was wrong... *gasp* there IS something worse than DWTS.... HAHAHA !!

Micky-T said...

Yes!!!!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Claire_Voiant/565409912

The Mountain Cat said...

ha! Doc, ok ok ok ok ok now try saying Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen along with the bassline from Another One Bites The Dust.

Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low...*Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen*...Another one bites the dust...*Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen*...And another one gone, and another one gone, Another one bites the dust...

Wow suddenly I've gotten creative! Thanks Mr. Grapefruit!

jennifer said...

*singing*

Put on your Raincoat
When you are 'Tila Playing'
Take good care of yourself
you belong to me, er....

My lyric mangling went stalker like.

sorry - can't run with the Big Dogs stay on the porch.

Micky-T said...

Is your desk like this?

http://swryv.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/my-desk.gif

Doc said...

Wasting away again in Tila Tequila-ville
Searching for my lost sense of good taste
Some people claim that theres a tiny reality show loser to blame
But we all know watching MTV is a waste

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Micky-T!

Ah, look at all the lonely people....Claire Voiant picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been, Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for? All the lonely people. Where do they all come from ? All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

The Mountain Cat said...

Yes I like Doc & Em Tee Cat,
And getting caught in the rain,
And the feel of the ocean,
And the taste of peach champagne

Doc said...

Hey I got lucky though.... Thien Thanh's b'day is October 24th... Wheeew almost had to share a birthday with her.

Doc said...

OK I may have to ban any future Rupert Holmes references on this blog!

leapofaith said...

LOL, Mick! Yes...his desk DOES look alot like that - only his computer is caddy-cornered! LOL!!

leapofaith said...

"fruity dew"...LOVE IT!!

peaches and champagne...LOVE IT EVEN MORE!! :-P

The Mountain Cat said...

Come on lets sing it like Pee Wee Herman!:

Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA, ba-da-da-da-da-da-DA....ba-da-da-da-daaaa-da, ba-da-da-da-daaaa-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BA...Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen!

Doc said...

And the sailors say... they say
Tila you're a fine girl,
What a good wife you would be
but my life, my love, and my lady....
Is MTv

(anyone catch the looking glass ref??)

leapofaith said...

Silly kitty...trix are for kids!

Doc said...

Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA, ba-da-da-da-da-da-DA....ba-da-da-da-daaaa-da, ba-da-da-da-daaaa-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-BA...Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen!


THIS may be the funniest thing I have read in a long time... It was right there and I didn't come up with it... HILARIOUS !!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Take all of your wasted hours,
Every little past frustration
Take all of your so-called problems,
Better put 'em in quotations,
and,

Say what Tila Tequila says
Say what Tila Tequila says
Say what Tila Tequila says
Say what Tila Tequila says
Say what Tila Tequila says
Say what Tila Tequila says
Say what Tila Tequila says
Say what Tila Tequila says

leapofaith said...

Oh, my...! I can't believe I didn't think of that one...!

leapofaith said...

It's another Tila Tequila sunrise
Starin' slowly 'cross the sky, said goodbye
He was just a hired hand
Workin' on the dreams he planned to try
The days go by

Ev'ry night when the sun goes down
Just another lonely boy in town
And she's out runnin' 'round

She wasn't just another woman
And I couldn't keep from comin' on
It's been so long
Oh, and it's a hollow feelin' when
It comes down to dealin' friends
It never ends

Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb
It's another Tila Tequila sunrise,this old world
still looks the same,
Another frame, mm...

leapofaith said...

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was Tila Tequila makes her clothes fall off


LOL!

Micky-T said...

[sing to the beverly hillbillys]

Let me tell ya story about a broad named Tila

Came across a table with a bottle of tequila

She slipped it to her lips thinking she was gonna win

When out of the bottle came, Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen!

Doc said...

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

ti, ti, ti, la Tequila,
Tila Tequila se necessita una poca de gracia.
Una poca de gracia,
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba,
Ay, arriba arriba.
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
Soy capitan, soy capitan
Ta, tas, 'quila.
Ta, tas, 'quila.

Micky-T said...

This is how my translator translated that..MC


, you, you, the Tequila, Tila Tequila necessita one little of grace. One little of grace, For my, you, ay above, ay above, Ay, above. By you sere, you sere, you sere I am not marine I am not marine, I am captain I am captain, I am captain Ta, anvil, ' quila. Ta, anvil, ' quila.

The Mountain Cat said...

Sing it Gary Glitter!:

Leap O' Faaaa-aith! HEY!
Leap O' Faith.
Leap O' Faaaa-aith! HEY! Leap O' Fa-aith.
Leap O' Faaaa-aith! HEY!
Leap O' Faith.
Leap O' Faaaa-aith! HEY! Leap O' Fa-aith.
Leap O' Faaa-ah-ah-ah-ith. Leap O' Faith. Leap O' Faaa-ah-ah-ah-ith. Leap O' Faith

LEAPOFAITH said...

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Doc said...

Haloween and Tila Tequila
Full Moon the size of her eyes
I am wondering how in the hell I got here
without a disguise
Should I trust my instincts and turn myself around
Or follow this little reality tramp into this border town

Yaaahhh quiero
We bahilar in Mexico
Do the desperation samba
Todos amigos

leapofaith said...

I feel like a rock star!!!

Doc said...

My Tila Tequila brings all the boys in the yard
There life is better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but i'd have to charge

jennifer said...

SO BRAAANG ME

One Tia Tequila
I'll take one for each hand
Let's set Sail with Cap'n Morgan
And we'll never see dry land
Troubles I forgot 'em
I buried em in the ....sand

So bring me two Tia Tequilas
And say good bye to this good timin' man.

Garth, I am SO sorry.

jennifer said...

The Pee Wee Herman song brought tears.

THAT was good.

Micky-T said...

your all invited back hear next week to this locality....

to have a heapin helpin of Doc + Mountain Cats hospitality.

Doc said...

Well
I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you.
But I've got to think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them
too.
Oh
but I need some time ofF from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor.
Oh
when that love comes down without devotion
Well
it takes a strong man
baby
but I'm showins you the door.
Because I've got to have LEAP O' FAITH !!

Doc said...

your all invited back hear next week to this locality....

to have a heapin helpin' of Doc the Mountain Cat and MickyT

Doc said...

Jennifer I love the apology to Garth... I need to give one to Brother Jimmy Buffett!

Aunt Becky said...

Hehehe. She DOES look like a Bratz Doll!

The Mountain Cat said...

Can you hear them
They talk about us
Telling lies
Well that's no surprise

Can you see them
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
hey, hey, hey...
Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen!

Micky-T said...

Shhh!!! Quite now!!
Mountain cat must be listening to the GAME !

The Mountain Cat said...

M-T, The Game???

Doc said...

I took off for a weekend last month
Just to try and recall the whole year
All of the places and all of the faces
Wonderin' where they all dissapeard
I hadn't pondered the question too long
I was hungry and went out for a bite
Ran into a chum with Telia Tequila and wound up puking all night.

Doc said...

The game that you wanted to listen to at 1 pm

Micky-T said...

GO METS GO GO

The Mountain Cat said...

Oh Micky-T
¿cómo estás?
¿cómo estás?
me gustas más –
Ey Micky-T!
Ey Micky-T!
Ey Micky-T!

Oh Micky-T
¿cómo estás?
¿cómo estás?
me gustas más –
Ey Micky-T!

Micky-T said...

Ran into a chum with Telia Tequila and wound up puking all night.

LOL

Doc said...

A broken promise I kept too long,
A trampy bi tv star who wears a thong,
Why is Telia Tequila even in this song?
That's my window on the world.

Karen said...

Apparently I have missed a lot on here today.

Tila Tequila is horrific. She is a walking STD.

I will be drinking tonight as it is my poker night and that generally involves a few cocktails.

I watched the 2 Coreys for the first time at about 4 AM on Sunday night/Monday morning when I couldn't sleep. Life has been hard on poor Corey Haim. He looks really bad.

Micky-T said...

Ciò è follia! Lascilo andare al mare rimuoversi da questa follia.

The Mountain Cat said...

Tila Tequila Way to Heaven

There's a lady who's short,
her bikini glitters with gold,
And she's sleeping her way into heaven.
And when she gets there she knows, all the gates will be closed, with a word she can get St. Peter to open them.
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's sleeping her way into heaven


NOW I am going to hell.

Micky-T said...

Aiuti, ci è un cadavere nell'ambito dei miei bordi di pavimento.

Doc said...

Got out of town on a boat, going to YJKOBT
Sailing a skiff captianed by MickyT
She was making for the trades on the outside, and the downwind run to Leap O'Faith.

Off the wind on this heading lie the Leighann's,
We got eight feet of waterline, nicely making way.
In a noisy bar in NYC, I tried to call Vin.
But on a midnight watch I realized, why twice he ran away!

Doc said...

Hey Karen... If Tila sues us will you defend us?

(It's blatant sarcasm not libel)

WNG said...

I was drunk the Tila Tequila got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run over by a damned old train


i'm jus sayin...

Micky-T said...

Wow...
I just walked out my front door with my dog and right in the front yard were a momma deer and her two fawns. Over to the right was another momma deer and her one fawn. I sat right dawn with Luca and after a moment they just started eating and pretty much ignoring us untill they slowly meandered back into the woods.

This is why, if I see dogs running loose and on my property chasing deer....I GET MEAN......

Micky-T said...

Doc that was great. ROTF

The Mountain Cat said...

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Yo Gabba Gabba
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Yo Gabba Gabba
AAAhAA Yo Gabba Gabba!

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend, The boy who's name is Doc-orino. I don't want him, couldn't stand him. He was no good so I, Now come on, what was I suppose to do? He was out of town and his two friends were so fine.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Yo Gabba Gabba
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Yo Gabba Gabba
AAAhAA Yo Gabba Gabba!

jennifer said...

cids? dekfindkafke.. LOL!

jamfoster snurkpooter blat WTF!

homina homina homina homina...

jealous. wish i had paid more attention in Spanish class - 20 freakin years ago.

Micky-T said...

homina homina homina homina...

ROTFLMAO

Doc said...

This is cracking me up today!!!

Homina Homina Homina.... Yo Gabba Gabba! (DJ Lance say Uhhhh break it down now)

Doc said...

BTW - I think that G just came up with the Perfect Country Song !!

jennifer said...

You don't have to call me darlin'

Darlin'

You never even call me by my name..


Just lost out on Ebay for a collection of 81 Mighty Beanz. My crap day that had taken a happy turn over here, just nose dived. I need some Beanz. Going to nurse my wounds with gummy bears. Bye Guys.

Micky-T said...

Funny how here at YJKOBT things just "flare up" every once in awhile.

My puter is all weird and slow right now, I think it had a "wet fart" and needs to go get cleaned up.

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, I think we have a new Wednesday feature here at YGAKOBT. You or I can think of a subject, and out peanut gallery can parody songs based on the subject. And I would suggest giving out awards but you know I've been slack in that department. LOL. Cool idea?

WNG said...

Well, I do what I can, Turtle Doc (yep - it's still working).

As American as Apple Pie said...

TMC--you seem to be having an obscure day. Course, I think probably all your days are obscure.

God I miss you guys!!! Mission trip is going well. I got 5 quick mins for internet so I gotta go!!!

Doc said...

Mic... Ewwww better change that 'puter's diaper

I love the idea Vin... that is a great Wednesday idea... Parody Wednesday.

jennifer.... Gummis make anythign better. thats my philosophy.

Just think of the stethescope G

Hey Apple - glad the trip is going well!

The Mountain Cat said...

If I blog here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on now,
cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you boys,
things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm As American as Apple Pie now,
and this Pie you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
LORD HELP ME, I can't cha-a-cha-a-cha-a-change. Looooorrrd I can't change. As American as Apple Pie!
(6 minute guitar solo)

LEAPOFAITH said...

So, I go to lunch for an hour and come back to...

Micky-T speaking in tongues...

Mt. Cat is going to hell...

Doc's gotta have me...

...and I think there was an appearance by DJ Milk Dud or Lance something or other! LOL!!

LOVE IT ALL!!!!!!! ; )

Bina said...

I heard accupuncture works GREAT!

Apple and grapefruit? Now THAT sounds good.

A window. Yea, there isn't one in my office either. I never know what it's doing outside.

I only WISH it would freaking rain!!

My God, I LOVE License to Drive!!!!

A bathing suit? Men buy bathing suits?? I thought you just wore the first pair of shorts you grabbed from the dirty cloths!

Yes, drink tonight! Think of more stuff.

Nothing to say? You?? Hey, random talk beats out all else when there is nothing else to say. You just proved it! LOL

Bina said...

Jennifer, I HATE those dreams and don't understand why in the hell I have them!

Bina said...

My God. I just read through the comments and I could have had a BALL with songs today! I'm a song word wonder. I remember them all.

Damnit to hell!!!!

Micky-T said...

Hey Doc...that would be around the 14th or 15th, possibly even that Wednesday.

The Mountain Cat said...

thanks Bina. Study up on your song lyrics. I want to make this a regular event!

Bina said...

Doc's leaving on a jet plane,
doesn't know when he'll be back again.

Bina said...

And Mountain Cat, you are cracking me the hell up today!!!!

Bina said...

Leap, I loved your Tila Tequila sunrise, too! GREAT!

leapofaith said...

Thank you, thank you...

*takes a bow*

It's hard work, I tell ya...! LOL!

The Mountain Cat said...

Bina I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Bina don't change your number
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)

Doc said...

Mic... the 14-15 works I think. I don't think we have anything going on.

Bina... something told me you woudl be great at this... We will do it again next Wednesday.

Bina said...

Ha! Love that one MC!

I want MC to want me
I need MC to need me
I'd love MC to love me
I'm beggin' MC to beg me

Didn't I didn't I didn't hear ya crying!

WNG said...

Don't you wish your Bina was hot like Doc?
Don't you wish your Bina was a freak like Doc?


sorry, it just popped into my head...

Doc said...

I'm a Bina girl in a Bina world
Life is fantastic
in plastic!!

Come on Bina lets go party!

Doc said...

I've been through the desert on a Mt. Cat with no name
It felt good to get out of the rain
'Cause in the desert you can't remember your name
and theres no guarantees that you won't go insane

Daaaa La-La Da-La-La La

Micky-T said...

I'm going to be lousy at this,

I don't remember lyrics
I don't remember artists
I don't remember songs
I don't remember bands
I don't remember names
I don't remember years
I don't remember days
I don't remember this morning!

Huh? what were we talking about?

I'll have to cheat with some lyrics to music site.

Doc said...

Dude you might be at a tad bit of a disadvantage then.... LOL

Both Cat and I remember lyirics including the most obsure of lyrics. We used to sit around and quote them for fun... yeah I know big fun right?

The Mountain Cat said...

I've been through the desert on a Mt. Cat with no name...

BAWAWAWAWAW!!!!!!!

Doc, I can't stop laughing!!
Now you should know the significance of the song 'Horse With No Name' in my life right?


Don't you want me Bina?
Don't you want my bloooo-oh-oh-og!

You were working as a waitress
In a cocktail blog, that much is true

Micky-T said...

Ahh, there's a few stuck in there.


sitting on a highway in a broken van
thinking of you... again.

guess I'll have to hitch hike..
down the highway

while thinking of tela tequila all the way.

Bina said...

I was feelin’ the blues
I was watching the news
When this fella came on the TV

He said I’m tellin’ you
That science has proved
That heartaches are healed by the sea

That got me goin’
Without even knowin’
I packed right up and drove down

Now I’m on a roll
And I swear to my soul
Tonight I’m gonna paint this town

So bring me Doc and the Mountain Cat
One for each hand
Let’s set sail with Micky-T
And never leave dry land

Bina said...

Was too Rated X????

Bina said...

wng and Doc with riding the Moutain Cat. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

Bina said...

Let's talk about sex, Micky-T
Let's talk about you and me,
Let's talk about all the good times and the bad times that may be,
Let's talk about sex.

Bina said...

My all time fav??

Once I ran to MC(I ran)
Now I'll run from MC
This tainted love he's given
I gave you all the comments I could give him
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love

The Mountain Cat said...

Well I watched your show on Sunday, but I got so damn depressed.
That I watched it again on Monday and I got myself undressed.
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When Tila Tequila sure can be a friend of mine.

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Tequila Golden Hair surprise.
But I can live without your show; it is so bad I can't believe my eyes?
You've been one bad show host, and I know a good one is hard to find.
But it doesn't mean Tila has not been on my mind. Will you meet me in the hot tub, will you meet me on the air? Will you love me just a little, or with your lesbian friends will share? Well I tried to fake it, I don't mind sayin', I just want to make it.

Bina said...

Damn, did you just make that up cause I don't know it, but it's freaking good!

The Mountain Cat said...

Bina, I wish! The original song is Sister Golden Hair by America. LOL.

Bina I hear you commentin'
But I can`t come home right now
Me and the boys are blogin'
And we just can`t find the sound.

Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin`
Oh Bina what can I do?
Bina what can I do?

Micky-T said...

MC....WHAT A RIOT......
wednesdays are gonna be!!!!!!!

Bina said...

GREAT! LOVE it! Man, I could just keep going but I have to go to the Y and work out. See ya all tomorrow!

Karen said...

I am loving this idea!

Knight said...

Wow, you guys are hilarious today. The PeeWee Hermen thing was so damn funny I cried.

Patrick's Mommy said...

Doc, I can't stop laughing!!
Now you should know the significance of the song 'Horse With No Name' in my life right?


Of course i do thats why I posted that...

-Doc

Oh by the way my similar song would have to be...

Wake up doc-ky I think Iv'e got something to say to you
it's Late September and you really should go back to school
I laughed at all of your jokes
my love you didn't need to coax
Oh Doc-ky i wish I'd never seen your face...

jennifer said...

I missed Bina!!! She was good at this and I had to go and get my hump on my shoulders because of stupid EBAY and missed the talented Miss Bina.

I am in. Looking forward to next Wednesday. Do you send reminder postcards? I NEED reminder postcards for appointments. And THIS is an appointment!

109 comments dude. You are like Pioneer Woman or something.

Jen

The AbsolutGator said...

Any of y'all work?

WomensDaily said...

Ugh Tila Tequila is not pretty. She kind of looks like an alien.

Ne said...

Tila Tequila looks like a damn rat!! I love the Tequila part of her name and that is it!! oh and ummmmmm I almost pee'd my pants laughing at this blog!! MT.C and Doc!!! MAN O MAN!!! lol

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Yes, drink....maybe some Tequila will help get your mind in a clearer place, or not....we never do know about you.

runningwildkids said...

Drink it up!

These comments are hilarious!

Nothing to say huh!? You did a very good job with nothing to say!

Micky-T said...

Absolut: Only when I absolutly have to!