Doc inspired me yesterday when he mentioned how no one is paying attention to the Tour de France this year. But have no fear my fair-weather bicycle-ites. There are a few other bicycle tours coming your way this summer that may entertain you.....
The Top Ten Upcoming Bicycle Races:
10. The Dick Van Dyke Look-a-like Bike Hike.
9. The Microsoft Skype & Bike.
8. Tour de Venice
7. Bike, Binge & Purge '08.
6. The Tila Tequila Mount & Bike Invitational.
5. The Freddie Mercury Memorial: (Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today)
4. Gilligan's 3 Hour Tour. ( ♪ A 3 Hour Tour. A 3 Hour Tour. ♪ )
3. The Skoal/USA-1 Bigfoot Monster 4 x 4 Dirt Bike Fest & Tractor Pull Challenge of Topeka.
2. Bike This & Bike Me Brooklyn!
1. The Tricycle-athlon
Any other biking events?
Happy Friday.
- The Mountain Cat
The Top Ten Upcoming Bicycle Races:
10. The Dick Van Dyke Look-a-like Bike Hike.
9. The Microsoft Skype & Bike.
8. Tour de Venice
7. Bike, Binge & Purge '08.
6. The Tila Tequila Mount & Bike Invitational.
5. The Freddie Mercury Memorial: (Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today)
4. Gilligan's 3 Hour Tour. ( ♪ A 3 Hour Tour. A 3 Hour Tour. ♪ )
3. The Skoal/USA-1 Bigfoot Monster 4 x 4 Dirt Bike Fest & Tractor Pull Challenge of Topeka.
2. Bike This & Bike Me Brooklyn!
1. The Tricycle-athlon
Any other biking events?
Happy Friday.
- The Mountain Cat
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15 comments:
The Tila Tequila Mount & Bike Invitational
I thought these were supposed to be fake ???
How about the Tour De Afghanistan ?
(It would be politically popular these days)
Doc, I think Heather Mills has been replaced by Tila Tequila in YJKOBT-world.
Oh yeah... In a big way. The two new whipping posts on the blog these days are Tila (I'm not Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) Tequila and Amy Wino-house
(even though I did hear on the radio this morning that Heather Mills' own publicist said recently that she deserves everything she gets from the media because she is a downright nasty, rude, and miserable person. With publicists like that who needs enemies?)
Except he is wearing a Yankees hat (which I would never wear) and I am wearing a Mets hat. LOL!
Oh my freaking God MC!!! Your new picture looks JUST LIKE MY BROTHER! I swear, it's true! I'm kinda in shock.
I would totally do a race on bicycle built for two - make the other person do all the work.
The bike races are all over right now. These sound like races I would actually watch!
They are doing in our area a race called Ragbria and they start in Nebraska and end with their wheels in the Mississippi. Kinda corny huh!
There's the Tour de Mexico. It's pretty cool cause very last thing you do is jump the Rio Grande and sneak into the US.
How about the Tour De Siberia ?
I would ride a bike made for three, but only if it was a DR. Seuss bike and Mike rode on the back. You should really be reading this to Patrick by now.
Big Billy Bob Baines Bike Bash BBQ Bonanza
Willy Wins Wheels for Wiskey
Gyrating George Goes Galopagus
The Tour de Franz, where folks bike around to their Franz house, crash on their couches, drink up their beer and eat the good stuff in their fridge, then move on to the next Franz place. Repeat.
Til they are so fat and wasted they can't even ride a bike. Last one biking wins.
On the opposite side of town from the Freddy Mercury Memorial race...
The Paris Hilton Thumbprint bottomed girls race.
Totally backspaced over half of this comment. Just couldn't get risque at 4 in the afternoon.
Thank me.
How about Nathan's All American Bike Eat Off. The winner has the ass that "eats" the most of the seat, HA!
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