Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 6/3/2008

Hello everybody! Today is Tuesday and it's word game day here at YJKOBT. Hopefully I will be able to play along but in case I can't I went ahead and posted today's word game. It seems that we are never at a loss for dumb criminals in this word and today is no exception. It seems that there are a couple of master criminals in Colorado who decided to disguise themselves by using women's thongs instead of masks. (Pictured to the Right)
Well I am sure that there have been criminals who tried to disguise themselves in other interesting ways too... Let's explore that.
Complete the following news article with a creative disguise that some dumb criminal might wear:

ARVADA, Colo. - Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.
A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.


Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

Answer as often as you like in a comment and the best answer wins a peach tomorrow morning. Have a Happy Tuesday.

-Doc

47 comments:

As American as Apple Pie said...

So that's where they went!

As American as Apple Pie said...

I'm hoping they were new thongs. And the pink backpack? I'm thinking these guys have more problems than that they are now criminals. They were probably going for the insanity defense.

Knight said...

Wasn't there recently a person that covered their face in duct tape as a disguise and another person dressed up like a tree? You can't make this shit up.

Knight said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear Heather Mill's large wooden leg as a Trojan Horse tactic.

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear Heather Mills' leg and used it as a sawed-off shot gun.

The Mountain Cat said...

Wow Knight you just beat me to the Heather Mills joke by less than a minute!!

And happy belated birthday Knight!!

Knight said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear pornographic furry costumes and put the money in their tummy. "So yummy, so yummy."

Knight said...

Thanks MCat! Great minds.

DOC said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear police uniforms, indian costumes, construction worker....wait a minute thats the Village People!

Leighann said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

a Heather Mills mask. Although upon further investigation it was revealed to BE Heather Mills herself. It's since been determined that she'll NEVER have enough money.

DOC said...

Yeah... I hope your birthday was great Knight!

Leighann said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

nothing at all, assuming that a blank canvas would be impossible to point out in a line up.

Leighann said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

FIERCE designer jeans!

doc said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear a David Archuleta costume and try to steal American Idol until he was stopped by the super hero David Cook.

doc said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear a wonder woman costume complete with an invisible lasso.

doc said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear Don King hair.

Leighann said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear Apple Pie filling.

Leighann said...

Police say they have also seen criminals disguise their bodies with Arbys horsie sauce.

The Mountain Cat said...

-Police say they have also seen criminals wear a Sex & the City fead bag.

Leighann said...

Police say they have also seen criminals who change their disguise twelve times during one robbery.

Micky-T said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wearing the new feed bags from Taco Bell with a pair of CD Disc designer glasses. The police also stated they were very afraid of these guys.

doc said...

Police say they have also seen criminals who change their disguise twelve times during one robbery.

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!

Micky-T said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wearing a set of three feed bags on their heads.

doc said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear a KFC bucket on their head with eye holes cut in it.

The Mountain Cat said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear a plastic Muno doll up their butts.

Leighann said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear a plastic Muno doll up their butts.

Damnit Vin! You assured me that I wouldn't be caught on camera! See if I ever do anything for you again!

doc said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear Bee Gees costumes.

Micky-T said...

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Police say they have also seen criminals wear an engineers cap pulled down over their face like this.

Karen said...

Micky you just beat me to engineer cap comment. Darn.

Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

a viking helmet while playing air guitar.

WNG said...

"Police say they have also seen criminals wear a David Archuleta costume and try to steal American Idol until he was stopped by the super hero David Cook."

G Hearts Doc

Dana said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear

Leighann's over the shoulder boulder holder ... but only by those criminals with exceptionally large egos.

(don't be mad Leighann, I mean this in the most ENVIOUS way ... and you know it's funny!)

Leighann said...

I wish my ego was HALF as large as my ta ta's!

Jay said...

"Police say they have also seen criminals dressed as the Burger King dude from those creepy-ass commercials."

Jay said...

"Police say they have also seen criminals wear the Subservient Chicken costume."

Jay said...

"Police say they have also seen criminals wear a white dress shirt and black slacks and stand at the door while screaming ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA!"

Anndi said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear...

a giant peach costume.

Anndi said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear...

no wait! This just in! It was a DJ Lance Rock fuzzy hat!

Cammy said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear . . .

. . . a speedo. In a mankini, who can look at their face!

Cammy said...

I hope those thongs were clean . . .

Cammy said...

I totally relate to this comment: '"Police say they have also seen criminals dressed as the Burger King dude from those creepy-ass commercials."'

Robin said...

Police say thet have also seen criminals wear over their face ...

Red Long Johns while peeking through the trap door.

The policeman commented, "Well it was cold outside."

Sassy Mama Bear said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

...mime costumes, and use their power of annoyance to pull off the crime.

...the Trojan Rabbit.

...coconut bras and hula skirts with a lei around their necks, they hoped the bad dancing would distract all.

...defective invisible man costumes.

Apple Hubby said...

...crotchless panties-- not much of a disquise though.

...edible panties, which tasted bad.

...no panties--just commando.

Lu' said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

Skunk road kill, I mean really, who'd go near them.

A facial masking cream. They read it could change you appearance.

Sliced bread with eye and mouth holes bitten out.

Fishnet stocking.

Granny panties for better concealment.

Apple Hubby said...

...Tidy whiteys that needed Clorox

...Sweats and curlers, cause they just didn't care how they looked.

...feedbags, and the tellers heard "gib be dall mobney"

...nothing but Tats

Jeff B said...

Police say they have also seen criminals wear __________ .

jock straps as masks, but those guys were real dickheads.

KaritaG said...

My office before the one in Steamboat was IN Arvada...weird place.