Hello everybody! Today is Tuesday and it's word game day here at YJKOBT. Hopefully I will be able to play along but in case I can't I went ahead and posted today's word game. It seems that we are never at a loss for dumb criminals in this word and today is no exception. It seems that there are a couple of master criminals in Colorado who decided to disguise themselves by using women's thongs instead of masks. (Pictured to the Right)Well I am sure that there have been criminals who tried to disguise themselves in other interesting ways too... Let's explore that.
Complete the following news article with a creative disguise that some dumb criminal might wear:
ARVADA, Colo. - Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.
A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .
Answer as often as you like in a comment and the best answer wins a peach tomorrow morning. Have a Happy Tuesday.
-Doc
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46 comments:
So that's where they went!
I'm hoping they were new thongs. And the pink backpack? I'm thinking these guys have more problems than that they are now criminals. They were probably going for the insanity defense.
Wasn't there recently a person that covered their face in duct tape as a disguise and another person dressed up like a tree? You can't make this shit up.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear Heather Mill's large wooden leg as a Trojan Horse tactic.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear Heather Mills' leg and used it as a sawed-off shot gun.
Wow Knight you just beat me to the Heather Mills joke by less than a minute!!
And happy belated birthday Knight!!
Police say they have also seen criminals wear pornographic furry costumes and put the money in their tummy. "So yummy, so yummy."
Thanks MCat! Great minds.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear police uniforms, indian costumes, construction worker....wait a minute thats the Village People!
Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .
a Heather Mills mask. Although upon further investigation it was revealed to BE Heather Mills herself. It's since been determined that she'll NEVER have enough money.
Yeah... I hope your birthday was great Knight!
Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .
nothing at all, assuming that a blank canvas would be impossible to point out in a line up.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .
FIERCE designer jeans!
Police say they have also seen criminals wear a David Archuleta costume and try to steal American Idol until he was stopped by the super hero David Cook.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear a wonder woman costume complete with an invisible lasso.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear Don King hair.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear Apple Pie filling.
Police say they have also seen criminals disguise their bodies with Arbys horsie sauce.
-Police say they have also seen criminals wear a Sex & the City fead bag.
Police say they have also seen criminals who change their disguise twelve times during one robbery.
Police say they have also seen criminals wearing the new feed bags from Taco Bell with a pair of CD Disc designer glasses. The police also stated they were very afraid of these guys.
Police say they have also seen criminals who change their disguise twelve times during one robbery.
ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!
Police say they have also seen criminals wearing a set of three feed bags on their heads.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear a KFC bucket on their head with eye holes cut in it.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear a plastic Muno doll up their butts.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear a plastic Muno doll up their butts.
Damnit Vin! You assured me that I wouldn't be caught on camera! See if I ever do anything for you again!
Police say they have also seen criminals wear Bee Gees costumes.
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Police say they have also seen criminals wear an engineers cap pulled down over their face like this.
Micky you just beat me to engineer cap comment. Darn.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .
a viking helmet while playing air guitar.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear
Leighann's over the shoulder boulder holder ... but only by those criminals with exceptionally large egos.
(don't be mad Leighann, I mean this in the most ENVIOUS way ... and you know it's funny!)
I wish my ego was HALF as large as my ta ta's!
"Police say they have also seen criminals dressed as the Burger King dude from those creepy-ass commercials."
"Police say they have also seen criminals wear the Subservient Chicken costume."
"Police say they have also seen criminals wear a white dress shirt and black slacks and stand at the door while screaming ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA!"
Police say they have also seen criminals wear...
a giant peach costume.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear...
no wait! This just in! It was a DJ Lance Rock fuzzy hat!
Police say they have also seen criminals wear . . .
. . . a speedo. In a mankini, who can look at their face!
I hope those thongs were clean . . .
I totally relate to this comment: '"Police say they have also seen criminals dressed as the Burger King dude from those creepy-ass commercials."'
Police say thet have also seen criminals wear over their face ...
Red Long Johns while peeking through the trap door.
The policeman commented, "Well it was cold outside."
Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .
...mime costumes, and use their power of annoyance to pull off the crime.
...the Trojan Rabbit.
...coconut bras and hula skirts with a lei around their necks, they hoped the bad dancing would distract all.
...defective invisible man costumes.
...crotchless panties-- not much of a disquise though.
...edible panties, which tasted bad.
...no panties--just commando.
Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .
Skunk road kill, I mean really, who'd go near them.
A facial masking cream. They read it could change you appearance.
Sliced bread with eye and mouth holes bitten out.
Fishnet stocking.
Granny panties for better concealment.
...Tidy whiteys that needed Clorox
...Sweats and curlers, cause they just didn't care how they looked.
...feedbags, and the tellers heard "gib be dall mobney"
...nothing but Tats
Police say they have also seen criminals wear __________ .
jock straps as masks, but those guys were real dickheads.
My office before the one in Steamboat was IN Arvada...weird place.
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