Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 6/24/2008

Welcome to Tuesday everyone. Let's play word game!
This weeks selection comes to us from where the sun doesn't shine or Russia which ever you prefer. It seems that there are some folks in Russia who like enemas (yes enemas) so much that they have created a monument to them. (pictured to the right) Go ahead and give this article a read for the whole story.
I was thinking that even though that is a pretty odd monument there are probably some more strange ones out there. Lets come up with a few.
Complete the following news article with an odd or off the wall monument they may be planning for next:

MOSCOW - A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about, has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk. The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director said Thursday.
"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."
Kharchenko, 50, said the monument cost $42,000 and was installed in a square in front of his spa on Wednesday. A banner declaring: "Let's beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas" was posted on one of the spa's walls.
"This device is eternal, it will never change," she told the AP. "We could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors."


The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to _____________________.

Enter as often as you want in the form of a comment... The best answer wins a Peach tomorrow morning.

-Doc

24 comments:

Jay said...

"The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to a colonoscopy tube

Knight said...

Ha, I called this a little early.

Knight said...

"The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to the wood carvers of England. Heather Mills will be donating her leg.

Micky-T said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to the men and women who keep things moving freely [so to speak]. The monument is complete, but do to popular demand there is only one place it can be seen at this time. For a first hand viewing of this new monument titled, "The Flying Lubricator" click on the Micky-T link from the righthand sidebar of this post.

Dana said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to douching, with several varieties of the disposables including Massengill and Summers Eve, along with your grandmother's red douche bag!

Micky-T said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to the proper hygene of the feet. A working, 120
pound bronze clipper will be mounted knee level in the town square for public use.

As American as Apple Pie said...

The next monument they are planning will be paying homage to that Great Peach in the South.

As American as Apple Pie said...

The next monument they are planning will be likeness' of the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba sculpted out of marble. Women everywhere will flock to "play" with Muno.

Karen said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to mammograms and prostate exams.

Micky-T said...

The next monument they are planning will be a bronze replica of a Bung Hole Reamer.[that's a beer barrel bung hole for those of you with dirty minds]
Exclusively viewed at Micky-Ts also.

leapofaith said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to the tampon...'Let's beat sloppiness with a tampon! "This device is eternal, it will never change," she told the AP. "We could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and awards for medical doctors."

LMAO!!!

leapofaith said...

Micky-T - love the toenail clipper...although, it's a gross thought! :-P

LOL!

leapofaith said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to the condom. 'Let's beat sloppiness with a condom'...LOL! (That line just kills me...!)

Micky-T said...

Leapo, well the thought of an eternal, internal tampon doesn't do a lot for me. Ha!

I tear my toenails off! AArrhhhh!!!

leapofaith said...

Eeewwww, Mick!!


'The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director said Thursday.'

I love it...held by angels! LMAO!!

This truly made my afternoon...thanks, Doc!

Doc said...

You are welcome Leap O.... Thanks for your entries everyone. Sorry I have been absent today. I was accross town at 3 meetings... Yeesh. I hope you all liked this weeks version of word game... and yes it was written BEFORE Ms. Knight posted the link to a similar article yesterday...LOL!

sorry but I have a ton of work to catch up on!

Mike said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to the finger. "let's beat stuffy noses and sniffling by picking"

leapofaith said...

As most of you know, Mt. Cat & I work together...and actually share a cubicle wall. He's on vacation...and I miss him! He's a great source of entertainment!!

Vin, I miss ya...and they're playin' our song!! Sorry...I just had to 'say what I needed to say'!! LOL!!! = )

Micky-T said...

Leapo: That's cool! We all know what it's like to miss a co-worker. But you should also know, that co-workers on vacation, DO NOT, miss their co-workers, as much as their co-workers miss them.
Pay-back can be fun!!!LOL

Lu' said...

The next monument they are planning will be dedicated to _____________________.
the problem of ear wax. Similar to the bronze syringe in size but fitted with a bronze ring around the base that when stepped on, releases a stream of water.

Doc said...

...does anyone else think that Leap O may have a thing for the Vin-man ??

Matt-Man said...

"Excrement". Cheers!!

Lesley said...

hehehehe!!! ummmm, thinking..thinking.... Thought of nothing but did have a good laugh @ the comments..
Since I'm always too late in entering I should be excused ;-)

leapofaith said...

Mick - you're right about that! Although, Mt. Cat is checking email...work email. What's up with that???

Doc - ummm, no...don't start trouble! :-P