Good afternoon folks... First of all no I did not fall off my roof yesterday after replacing shingles. It's just a vicious rumor. Second, it's Tuesday again! Lets play word game.This week we once again take a journey into the world of stupid things that drunk people do. I found a story about an idiot who got drunk, naked and had to be rescued from a porta-john. From where in the potty did he have to be rescued?Give this gross article a read.
Although that is pretty bad I am sure we can come up with a few more strange places that people have had to be rescued from. Complete the news article below with some other funny or odd place that a drunk has had to be saved from:
LEBANON, Pa. - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.
Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."
However they have had to rescue drunk people from __________________.
Answer as often as you like in the comments... Best answer wins a "Peach" tomorrow morning. Good Luck!
-Doc
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47 comments:
I'm impressed he got cell reception inside the porta-potty!
I like to be warm and cozy, but being warm in cozy in the holding tank of a porta-potty is the LAST place you'd find me!
I know... there might be more gross things but not many.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from dumsters that they accidently fell asleep in.
"However they have had to rescue drunk people from the fermenting tanks at the local brew pub."
I love how they thought it was necessary to tell us that the guy was drunk. I think it would be better to just let us know the few times that someone ISN'T drunk when things like this happen. haha
However they have also had to rescue roofers who accidently nailed themselfs to the roof.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from __________________.
vats of bacon grease. Apparently the victim had two sprained wrists and couldn't get out on his own.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from Paula Abdul's medicine cabinet.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from __________________.
Omarosa's vagina. The fangs are deadly.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from the clutchs of John Barleycorn. John Barleycorn must die!
Who the hell is John Barlecorn?
You're so weird Vin!
*Barleycorn
However they have had to rescue drunk people from the sewer treatment plant on very hot days.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from fornicating with picnic tables. Poke in a picnic!
However they have had to rescue drunk people from many a stick shift!
However they have had to rescue drunk people from men or women they hooked up with due to beer goggles.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from many a shifted stick!
I have family in Lebanon, PA. I wonder if they know this brain surgeon.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from their own front lawns when they can't find their way into the house.
However they have had to rescue drunk people stuck in chimneys thinking they really were Santa Claus!
However they have had to rescue drunk people who had their tongues stuck in the tequila bottle trying to get the worm.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from their wives, who duck taped their husbands johnson to his hand.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from Miss Merry's house were she lures the unsuspecting boys to be her love slaves...
However they have had to rescue drunk people from the trunks of their own cars where they snuggle up for a nap before driving home.
Leighann,
Click here to learn more about:
John Barleycorn
Vin, read it.... you're still weird!
*sticks tongue out*
However they have had to rescue drunk people from __________________.
their ipods, when they get stuck on John Mayer.
Say what you need to say....
Say what you need to say....
Say what you need to say....
Say what you need to say....
LOL@ Leighann....
G - I was waiting for someone to say something Heather Mills related... like someone needed to rescue Paul McCartney.
I was actually trying to avoid Heather Mills today.... believe it or not!
If you think being stuck in the holding tank of a porta-potty is nasty.... imagine what the inside of her wooden leg must smell like!
Leighann,
No I am not. I am just well read.
*sticks thumbs to ears and wiggles fingers*
Vin, *snore*
Leighann, Be nice to me. I am under a lot of pressure these days. :(
Vin, what is this most recent picture? Are those cocks fighting?
Bina:
who duck taped their husbands johnson to his hand.
You didn't, did you? LMAO
Leighann: Vin asked me to be nice to him too, after he accosted me on one of those games that he posts on Fridays and then doesn't pick a winner, you know how he does that?
Karen, Yes. I thought it was a funny photo. LOL.
MickyT, I know, I've been real slack lately. I think this hot weather has put me in a lull. I think Doc is mad at me too.
Mountain Cat: Take a visit to my site. The heat must be a real suck in the city. I remember Boston on the high humidity days, oohhh!!!!
However they had to rescue a drunk man, who while drunk went skinnydipping in the cold ocean...came out sat on his wood slat chair, and after shrinkage had faded away, had to be rescued because his testacles couldnt fit back up through the slats....
Pat!!! Oh my God! Hmmm? Is that why you divorced your first husband? ROTFL!! Just kidding.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from the very big biker whose shoes they relieved themselves on when their aim was just a tad off.
You don't fool me, you're using a laptop and wireless connection because you really are stuck on the roof.
MtCat
You know they would have fit back up those slats anyway!!
will I see you Sunday?
Pat, Ouch. Not much of an improvement with your current husband then I guess? LOL
Yes I will be there on Sunday
Vin
one thing he does have is big ones....give me a break!!! lol
Hi Uncle Charlie!!!
Pat,
That's right, Norefill is stronger than Viagra.
Police have had to rescue a drunk from a burlap sack after a snipe hunting incident.
However they have had to rescue drunk people from __________________.
from a pet door at their house.
from a pet door, not at their house.
a porno toy store they had to help get jack out of the box.
a buffet line bun warmer.
Doc Glad to see/read your still alive..lol...
I think Pat's comment was a winner.. Ouch!
However they had to rescue drunk people from _________ from the drainage grate. They had seen a coin and wasn't leaving without it.
Also
However they had to rescue a drunk person from _____________
A public pool fence, they had thrown their wallet and jacket over the fence after a big night at the pub and thought they would have a midnight dip... Half way over the fence they changed their mind but found themselves caught on the wire.
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