Wednesday, June 25, 2008

God Arrested for Selling Cocaine ??

According to this article from ABCActionnews God has been arrested for selling cocaine, and near a church no less. The gentleman you see pictured to the right is none other than God Lucky Howard of Tampa Florida. Besides having an unfortunate name and an even more unfortunate line of work he also seems to now have what is most likely unwanted national attention being called to his drug case.
I have posted about this before but I will now reiterate again for anyone new. Parents THINK before you name your children. Names have consequences. We already know that it's not a good idea to give your child the middle name Wayne do we really have to spell out that it's REALLY not a good idea to give your child the name God ? Especially if you plan on giving him the middle name lucky. You may say why not and I give you this as an example. Would I be writing about the average drug dealing slimeball in Tampa if he hadn't been named God Lucky? Nope.
I say give him the maximum sentence and I bet we read about the outcome of this case after it goes to trial.

-Doc

(post script: this post was actually written Monday 6/23 when this story crossed the news wire but I could not post it until today due to other post's importance...I would never rehash old news for you guys.)

18 comments:

Knight said...

Oh God! What was God's mom thinking? This guy has to have a superiority complex. I guess it's good he was picked up for selling drugs and not poising the kool-aid somewhere. That's the difference choosing Lucky over Wayne makes!

Knight said...

I mean poisoning of course.

Micky-T said...

Oh my God,God! God knows, what will happen now!

Doc said...

This may have nothing to do with the article but I just have to say that I lover your new likeness Ms. Knight !

Leighann said...

Damn, God sucks!

Knight said...

Thanks Doc!

WNG said...

This is just too strange. I mean...seriously...WHAT were his parents thinking?!?!

Knight said...

I have to admit though, I see something endearing in his mug shot. He looks like a nice God. The kind that might slip you an extra gram every now and then.

Karen said...

Knight - cool new picture.

Seriously some parents just need to be shot.

Lauren said...

Hmmm I wonder what his parents are thinking about their name choice now.

Real Live Lesbian said...

His mom's probably praying to Sweet Jesus for his soul.

Bless her heart.

Was God Jesus Howard already taken?

Apple Hubby said...

If I were in the same prison as this guy, I would definetely want God on my side.

KaritaG said...

I was laughing my ass off at this story but just about blew soda out my nose when I saw knight's comment...nice god...extra gram, OMG!

Dianne said...

a bunch of poor junkies are roaming the Tampa streets tonight calling out "God, where are you?"

KaritaG said...

I'm going to cross post to this on my blog...let me know if you mind...it's just too funny!

leapofaith said...

I don't even know what to say...unbelievable! Not the story itself, but that his parents did that....

Charlene said...

this is great!!
as a former teacher, i know how important / devestating names can be

Micky-T said...

LMAO @ apple hubby and Dianne