Friday, May 30, 2008

Cites and the City



Well it is finally here folks!!!!!!!!!!
The Sex & the City Movie!!!!!!!!
Aren't you excited????????????????
I know I am!!!!!!!! (satire)


For those of you who are new to this blog, please read my previous story: Snax and the City.
For those of you who are old to this blog, I give you...

The Top Ten Things Overheard at the Sex & the City Movie Premiere at Radio City

10. 'Without giving away the ending; Mr. Big is really Mr. Small'.

9. 'Really, Mario Cantone is gay??? Who'd a thunk it?'

8. 'Cynthia Nixon is not gay. I just saw her holding hand with some guy...Oh that's woman??? She dresses like a man!'

7. 'Shhh! Yes I did sleep with Kim once. But please dude, don't tell my wife Sarah.'

6.'Sarah, I just saw your movie and I loved it!'

5.'Sarah, I just saw your movie.'

4. 'Isn't Charlotte husband the same actor who played Captain Picard on Star Trek Enterprise?'

3. 'Mommy, what does tea-bagging mean?'

2. 'Ah shoot, I broke a nail! What would Carrie do in this situation?'

And the number one Thing Overheard at the Sex & the City Movie Premiere at Radio City is....

1. 'Nah forget it. Lets go see the new Raiders movie instead'.

Any other funnies folks?
Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

63 comments:

pat said...

honey is that the girl from "Square Pegs" she hasnt changed a bit

Leighann said...

"I heard the movie is going to be a hit, I wonder why SJP has such a long face?"

BAHAHAHAHA!

leapofaith said...

I'm not happy with you right now, Mt. Cat...

Doc said...

"I heard that Darth Vader is Mr. Big's father"

Leighann said...

ut oh...!

Leighann said...

"Who knew that 'Mr. Big' was a metaphor for the mole on his back?"

Receptionist Cat said...

Awe poor Leap O' Faith got her feeling hurt....poor baby....

Cammy said...

"Someone told me there was going to be free feedbags"

Receptionist Cat said...

"WOW It's Kim Catrell! Nice to meet you! I loved you in Mannequin."

Receptionist Cat said...

Cammy, hahaahah!! Thanks for reading my old story. - TMC

Doc said...

"I thought Jimmy Choo was a kind of bubble gum"

Doc said...

"Awww crap this is Sex in the City? I thought this was the premier of Dude who stole my Car Part Deaux-d"

The Mountain Cat said...

"No...ahh, no there won't be sequel to Ferris Bueller...no, well, no she wasn't a whore when I married her, no."

The Mountain Cat said...

"Did you know that Cynthia Nixon played a chambermaid in the film Amadeus?" (Look it up)

The Mountain Cat said...

"The movie sucked aside from the scene where Samantha has sex in a vat of bacon grease."

Doc said...

"I always thought that Sarah Jessica Parker looked like Blossom"

"Wooooahhhhh"

Doc said...

"If Sex and the City was set in Kannapolis they would be drinking Natty Light instead of cosmos"

Doc said...

"Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say."

Doc said...

"Hey how did Heather Mills get an invite? Oh it's almost Arbor Day"

Doc said...

"I think that Samantha keeps a Muno doll in her purse"



(think yo gabba gabba)

Doc said...

I am sorry to interrupt but when you get a minute please take a look at the post underneath this one for some hilarious breaking news !!!

leapofaith said...

LOL! My feelings are not that hurt...just can't take part in making fun of my girls!! (Yes, I'm a big fan...and what????)

Doc - GREAT John Mayer reference...love it!!

Oh, BTW, I saw my very first commercial for Yo Gabba Gabba ever last weekend! I was visiting w/ my nieces and caught it on whatever channel they had on. I laughed to myself...no one else knew why. LOL! ; )

Lu' said...

over heard at movie

They aren't blogging it? YJGOBT, what a bunch of guys :)

Oh Pooh, I thought this was a Yo Gabba Gabba showing :(

Heather? Where? Oh that's just a pogo stick.

Lu' said...

YJKOBT KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK typo :)

WNG said...

G sticks her tongue out at the lot of you while wearing a fabulous dress and holding a cosmo in one hand and her ticket to the movie in another.

The Mountain Cat said...

I still owe someone a Lion Award from last week. Sorry. But it is save to assume that LeapO'Faith will not be competeing for one today.

Lu' said...

I know you do, but I didn't want to say anything...

Lu' said...

First let me say I am going to see the movie. I liked the show but didn't watch it until it was on regular cable tv not HBO.

Some credit should be given to these starlets for what appears to be, having had no "work done" if you know what I mean. In this day and age of lift it, tuck it and enlarge it they could've some might say should've but they didn't. At least it isn't obvious. I mean,SJP what's with the mole!

Doc said...

I know you do, but I didn't want to say anything...

And he had a whole extra holiday to do it too!!

Jay said...

"The big secret that we're not supposed to give away is that SJP is a really a dude."

"How come Ferris married SJP? That sloan chick was way hotter."

"I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl."

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, that is why I forgot! I was out everyday for the holiday and got 'sidetracked'.

Lu' said...

I figured the holiday was the issue and that it was just getting blown off for that week.

Jay said...

"So how much do they pay the person who carried SJP's feed bag?"

Lu' said...

Oh Jay, HARSH.

Jay said...

Lu: I guess that was kind of mean.

Okay how bout this one:

"He look! Here come Cynthia, Krisin, Kim and their noble steed!"

Doc said...

That was Harsh Jay... but funny!


(CHECK OUT THE PIC IN THE BLOG POST BELOW THIS ONE)

Lu' said...

I don't see much difference there Jay. If I were thinking horse woman I would think Janet Reno.

Cammy said...

Jimmy Choo bubble gum! LOL! I'd buy it. It's marketing genius!

Lu' said...

Jay, how about my pretty pony No now I'm not going there. I like her and have liked her, even in square pegs.

CarmenSinCity said...

I know it's probably going to suck - but I can't wait to see the movie!

The Mountain Cat said...

"I stopped watching Sex & the City after I got the clap."

leapofaith said...

Nope, you're right, TMC!

I've actually heard mixed reviews on the movie...I'm gonna be so upset if it's not FABULOUS!!!

Doc said...

Has there ever been more freakin' hype for a Rated R movie before?

The Mountain Cat said...

"I hope Sarah Jessica Parker wins the Belmont Stakes."

Noooo that's sooo mean. Just kidding.

The Mountain Cat said...

"Sex and the City? More like Syphilis on the Clitty!"

Ok yes NOW I've gone too far.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

LMFAO @ Mt. Cat!!

As long as that Smith guy is going to show his ass I'm there...

Doc said...

Dude.... Vin you are just gross.

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, Well compared to the conversations they have on Sex & the City, my last comment was in line.

Doc said...

However this is YJKOBT not SISKOBT

:-~

Karen said...

I preordered my tickets this morning. I will be seeing the movie tonight. :)

The Mountain Cat said...

Did anyone see Shaggy Dog? Kristin Davis is in it. Man she has incredible range as an actress.

The Mountain Cat said...

Who here watch Entourage? I think it is Sex & the City for men. Anyone agree?

As American as Apple Pie said...

Ok, from what I've read in these posts, we have Lu, Karen, G, Carmen and Leap who are stoked about the movie. Put me in with that group and we'd have one hell of a party on our hands! I cannot wait to see the movie, however I have to wait until Sat night b/c I have a Lock-in with middle schoolers tonight. Yeah...what was I thinking!

And G---I love your retort. I'm right there with ya girl!

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Cat I totally agree...Entourage is sooo the guy's Sex in the City except Vin is 1000 times hotter than any of the City girls. I can't find a date for their premiere and it's pissing me off!

The Mountain Cat said...

Miss Merry,

Who Vin? Vinny Chase? Or Vinny Mountain Cat? I'd go with you but I won't be in Charlotte this weekend :(
Unless you want to come to NYC? :)

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Vin we've already been through this....you are a cutie but, Adrienne Brody you ain't ;)

There is going to be some major drinking when you come to town!!

I'm talking about the Entourage premiere...I don't really care all that much about SITC...did you read my blog about Summer TV? I wonder if you watch the weird crap I do, lol.

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

I mean Adrian Grenier...not that big nosed dude that played the piano, lol!!

The Mountain Cat said...

*sniff*
I know I'm no Auqaman (or Pianist for that matter).

Miss Merry Sunshine said...

Don't feel bad not many dudes are...but, I'd do you over that creepy piano guy...he is NOT sexy!!

Micky-T said...

I know not one SINGLE thing about this movie and that makes me feel REALLY good!

Condi Rocks in that picture. I'd like to think that one of them is grabbing her ass. Look at that smile, mmmmm.

Lu' said...

aaaaPie, I'm sure you will all see the movice before me. I am stoked about it. Shit, I should go tonight. I wonder how crowded the theaters will be.

The AbsolutGator said...

I'm thinking this movie will be as big a let down to women as the new Indiana Jones movie is to men.

Aunt Becky said...

Bwahahahaha!

I'm late, but fashionably so.