I know I am!!!!!!!! (satire)
For those of you who are old to this blog, I give you...
The Top Ten Things Overheard at the Sex & the City Movie Premiere at Radio City
10. 'Without giving away the ending; Mr. Big is really Mr. Small'.
9. 'Really, Mario Cantone is gay??? Who'd a thunk it?'
8. 'Cynthia Nixon is not gay. I just saw her holding hand with some guy...Oh that's woman??? She dresses like a man!'
7. 'Shhh! Yes I did sleep with Kim once. But please dude, don't tell my wife Sarah.'
6.'Sarah, I just saw your movie and I loved it!'
5.'Sarah, I just saw your movie.'
3. 'Mommy, what does tea-bagging mean?'
2. 'Ah shoot, I broke a nail! What would Carrie do in this situation?'
And the number one Thing Overheard at the Sex & the City Movie Premiere at Radio City is....
1. 'Nah forget it. Lets go see the new Raiders movie instead'.
- The Mountain Cat