Friday's Top Ten Rejected Dessert Products:
10. Billy Graham Crackers.
9. Cookies & Goo.
8. Back to School Pencil & Erase flavored Ice Cream Pops.
7. Fruit Rolling Papers.
6. Darryl’s Strawberries.
5. Chocolate Mouse Cake.
4. Beef Cobbler.
3. Pits & Stems Trail Mix.
2. Prune Brûlée.
10. Billy Graham Crackers.
9. Cookies & Goo.
8. Back to School Pencil & Erase flavored Ice Cream Pops.
7. Fruit Rolling Papers.
6. Darryl’s Strawberries.
5. Chocolate Mouse Cake.
4. Beef Cobbler.
3. Pits & Stems Trail Mix.
2. Prune Brûlée.
And the #1 Rejected Dessert Product is....
1. Baracklava.
Any more rejects folks?
Happy Friday I leave work at 2 o'clock! WHOOHOO!!
- The Mountain Cat
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158 comments:
How about rice cake pudding? :-P
ROTFLMAO @ As American as Apple Cores...
How about Berries, Beer, and Barf ?
Goodiva
Crotch Sherbet
Sesame Seaweed Stalks
cherries in some pee?
Aged Milktoast & Toe Jam.
Pine Sol Pudding
Doc loves the smell, but would he eat it?
'things that make you go hmmmm....'
I tell my kids if they don't behave I'll feed them Poop Sandwhiches for lunch *giggle*
back to mopping my kitchen floor....
forget cookies and goo...cookies and poo!
Cardboard cookies.
Yams Casino.
toe-cheese cake
Dry Ice Cream Cone.
Bacon Grease Taffy.
My friends and I have always joked that the two most disgusting things to eat would be:
a Mayonnaise Burrito and Egg Drop Soup made by a chef with a runny nose.
(Doesn't really seem that funny when I typed here, but I am going to text my college roommate and let her know I am having a Mayo Burrito, I guarantee she will crack up.)
Feathered Cotton Duster Candy.
Karen, Y'all eat some wierd stuff in Montclair! LOL.
...and we're back to the bacon grease - where's Leighann???
Sourkraut Strudel
Petroleum Jelly Filled Doughnuts
-Mephostopholis-Food Cake.
-Archangel-Food Cake.
Darryl's strawberries 'n his cream! (can't forget the cream...lol!)
K-Y Jello-O
Swiss Mistress
Eeewww, Knight! LOL!
Petroleum jelly filled doughnuts, huh? So, then you can also get KY holes there, too, right?? yuck!
Doc loves the smell, but would he eat it?
Blech...
Yankee Poodles.
Twiggies
Lemon-enima
Yeast Confections. ROTFL!!!!!!
Date nut cookies... Oh wait a second.
(inside joke)
Eeewwww! I'm almost too grossed out to laugh at that one!
Date nut cookies, huh? I could only imagine...
Foreskin Fondue.
(too much?)
barf! Yes, too much!!
LMAO!!!
Doc, Ya think????
Doc, Did you see Meet The Foeckers? Streisand dropped Gaylord's forskin in the fondue!
Sorry a bit off topic but I have to share this. I am reading an article called "Cougars for Cook" online and it contains this line that I think sums everything up : "They're both very talented, but it really boils down to what does it for you: A sexy hot man or Webkinz come to life?" - Linda Sharp, smitten as a schoolgirl, voted 473 times for Cook after Tuesday's final performance show. The 42-year-old married mom used her land-line and cell phone - as well as her three daughters' cell phones - to show support for the singer.
BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!!
Actually you are right Vin... she did drop it in the fondue... I am getting grossed out now.
Yo Gabba Gabba ribbed Muno Lollipops.
General (Heather) Mills Lucky Charms cereal.
David Cook ROCKS!! Thanks Linda Sharp!!! (...but that IS funny!!)
Fish heads,
Fish heads.
Rolly Poley fish heads.
Fish heads,
Fish heads.
Eat 'em up,
Yum.
Yo-Yo Sacks.
Cocaine Puffs.
How about Ben & Jerry's Phish Head Food
Free-Toes
Prickers really satisfies you.
Cheehos
Liver Turnovers.
Carl Spackler's Mars Bar. (Cinderella Story!)
peach pit pie...don't choke on it!
Oooo...don't forget the whip-it cream!
Devil Michael Vick Dogs.
Dang it! I can't think of a rejected desert product, but as I was reading Mt Cat's list I did think of one that could be a consumer favorite
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Cookies and MILF
That's it, I'm boycotting YJKOBT until Mt Cat puts away ALL of his bacon grease covered appendages!!
Sorry Leighann, I couldn't help myself. I will stop. I can't lose you!
Tuna Eclair
LOL@Dana I want cookies and MILF!
Fudge Packs.
Caviar Pudding - similar to tapioca but with a little less crunch??
Snacks and the City
Knight, that's what I should have called the HNT I did with the Thin Mints!
Oh! I just had a moment ...
Head-cheese cake
Keanu Reeves' Peanut Butter Cup.
Keanu Reeves' Pieces.
Gummy Boars
Vin I hope I wont know you by the size of your Mountain Cat...
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
Whats up with that name?
you coming out the weekend?
chocolate covered penisbutter cups.
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Hmmm ...
I'm sitting here trying to figure out how Mt Cat wants any of us to be creative when he's monopolizing the comments *wink*
Mountain Cat Nip.
Cuz Pat, I may come tomorrow or Monday. I am leaning towards Monday as it will be a nicer day for the pool. Whoohoo!!
Eyescream sandwich
tripe cookies
LOL@Dana I want cookies and MILF!
Great one Dana... I want to share some with Knight!
Why did I read this as I was eating?
That's why I had to quit and finish eating before I came back.
Haggis Torte
chocolate covered penisbutter cups.
HAHHAHAAHAAA I think that is my favorite.... GROSS !
chitterling (or for you in the south, chitlin)cream pie
Dana is seriously trying to get a Lion Kiss - she must know that Vin has a thing for Haggis
good see you monday cuz
chitterling (or for you in the south, chitlin)cream pie
OMG you are terrible... Re-read that and think about it.
peas and carrot cake
asparagus raisin pudding
Lice Pudding.
Mortar Meal.
Cream O' Weed
Goobers, but we aint talkin peanuts
PoohPooh clusters
AbsoluteGator Gibblets.
Strawberry crabcake
toenail upside down cake
earwax filled cupcakes
Hemmoroid Truffles
Maggot Marmalade
Bleu Cheese Latte
Turd burgers
served with a Preporation H smoothie
Big Brown Bolognaise
Butt cheese danish
Goody's Powdered Donuts.
Banana hammock split
Goody's Powdered Donuts.
HEY! those are good.
Eight Belles Glazed Tart
(Still too soon?)
Castor Oil and Pollux puss
Hershey's Whatthefuckdoyacallit Bar
100 whoohoo!
Mint twolips
Poopsmear Float
Does anyone else think that chestnuts look like tiny brains?
Flypaper Licking Strips.
Plaster of Paris Hilton Pie.
Dana is seriously trying to get a Lion Kiss
Usually Mt Cat picks topics that I just can't get inspired by, but this time he picked FOOD - I can always be inspired by food - especially chocolate pudding pools!
"... - especially chocolate pudding pools!
Ahhhhhh YES!
Chocolate covered cherry nipples
or
Nipple Duds
I don't know that some would consider those 'rejected' desserts...! :-P
LOL - here we go again !!
What can I say?? I like to stir the pot ... or is that the bowl of pudding??
If Mt. Cat isn't careful I am going to make next weeks poll
"should Mt. Cat change that stupid ass long name of his back to just 'Mt. Cat' yes or no" ??
YES!!!!
is there room in here for me?
i shall never eat another thin mint the same Dana.... ;)~
Theres always room for Jahooni.... or was that jello ?
okay Karen's was funny about the egg drop soup and here i was craving chinese for lunch!
how about toe jam tuesday tacos anyone?
Jahooni Jell-O!!
That should be good for a Lion Kiss!!
jahooni juicy jello shots with cream on top! okay that was bad. i am in a spurky mood today. it is pouring in Cali and i love the rain...
hey, how come everyone has a peach t-shirt? how in the heck did i miss that?
oh wait, this is a dessert post isn't it? let me think and come back.
"The 42-year-old married mom used her land-line and cell phone - as well as her three daughters' cell phones - to show support for the singer."
Any 42 year old who is voting 400 times in American Idol needs to re-evaluate her life choices. ;-)
Cow tongue and bull testicles on a stick isn't a desert, but I bet you can get it at some state fairs.
Jahooni... you freakin' missed Peachfest, everyone who made it got a t-shirt.
Scary enough you are probably right Jay. :o
Cow tongue and bull testicles on a stick isn't a desert, but I bet you can get it at some state fairs.
Yeah ... but only deep fried, with a side of cheese curds!
bull and cow testicles on a stick followed by some pickle pie. Now that sounds like some fun times... ;)~
Beach Cobbler
Beach Cobbler
S'whores
Falafel Pie
Tushie Pops
with a side of cheese curds!
You mean crumbled up cheese.
I never EVER listen to my horoscope. I don't beleive in it however the lady on the radio who gives out astrologial readings etc just said that my horoscope for the next week is to "avoid confrontations with pushy women"
I think that I will actually listen to this one...Please stay away from me Apple... :p :p :p
HAHHAHAAHAHAAAA !!
I wonder if my horoscope says to stay away from antagonistic people?
Apple, more likely it says to stay away from PineSol sniffers ...
penisicles
popnuts
vaginella curds
pubesicles
wartnuts
I wonder if my horoscope says to stay away from antagonistic people?
If it does please refer to my previous post.. LOL!
j/k apple
..and Dana I said I loved the way it smells I don't huff it...
whoopie pie crunch, with
[ear wax sprinkles]
Chlamydia Cake
Gonorrhea Ganache
Syphilis S'mores
(thought I should get the major STD's out of the way ...)
Sure you don't.
..and Dana I said I loved the way it smells I don't huff it...
You didn't ADMIT to huffing it ...
MickyT must not be pissed anymore. he is in funny mode.
Thanks for those Dana but you forgot Herpes Heath Bars
Sticky Cum Buns
You didn't ADMIT to huffing it ...
I am actually arrogant enough to think that my brain cells are superior and would NEVER do anything like that to damage them.
(True Story ask Mt. Cat)
PG-13 Apple !!!!
Apple! That's dirty!! But it kind of turns me on ... *gigglesnort*
crotchsants
snifferdoodles
chocloate shit cookies
goatmeal cookies
sandfart cookies
True Story ask Mt. Cat
Like that's a good reference!
(I know - just ruined any chance at that Lion Kiss!)
you forgot Herpes Heath Bars
I thought those were Herpes Milk Chocolate Bars!
PG-13 Apple
That's a good one Doc!
Peach Pissy Pie
Oops! Not Herpes Milk Chocolate Bars, Herpes Kisses!!
whoopie wetfarts
[dang that's gross!]
it smells over here... pewieeee!
Hostess Whore Ho's
ROTFPMSL @ Chocolate shit cookies....
That is so funny !
lol what SIS said..
I think you covered everything..
Have a great weekend Mt Cat and all of you of course.. May your weekend be better than the last..
Luv Lesley
Kinda got a little nauseous over this post.
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