Friday, May 23, 2008

As American As Apple Cores


Friday's Top Ten Rejected Dessert Products:

10. Billy Graham Crackers.
9. Cookies & Goo.
8. Back to School Pencil & Erase flavored Ice Cream Pops.
7. Fruit Rolling Papers.
6. Darryl’s Strawberries.
5. Chocolate Mouse Cake.
4. Beef Cobbler.
3. Pits & Stems Trail Mix.
2. Prune Brûlée.

And the #1 Rejected Dessert Product is....

1. Baracklava.

Any more rejects folks?

Happy Friday I leave work at 2 o'clock! WHOOHOO!!

- The Mountain Cat

159 comments:

leapofaith said...

How about rice cake pudding? :-P

Doc said...

ROTFLMAO @ As American as Apple Cores...

Doc said...

How about Berries, Beer, and Barf ?

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Goodiva

Leighann said...

Crotch Sherbet

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Sesame Seaweed Stalks

leapofaith said...

cherries in some pee?

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Aged Milktoast & Toe Jam.

Leighann said...

Pine Sol Pudding

Doc loves the smell, but would he eat it?

leapofaith said...

'things that make you go hmmmm....'

Leighann said...

I tell my kids if they don't behave I'll feed them Poop Sandwhiches for lunch *giggle*

Leighann said...

back to mopping my kitchen floor....

leapofaith said...

forget cookies and goo...cookies and poo!

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Cardboard cookies.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Yams Casino.

leapofaith said...

toe-cheese cake

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Dry Ice Cream Cone.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Bacon Grease Taffy.

Karen said...

My friends and I have always joked that the two most disgusting things to eat would be:

a Mayonnaise Burrito and Egg Drop Soup made by a chef with a runny nose.

(Doesn't really seem that funny when I typed here, but I am going to text my college roommate and let her know I am having a Mayo Burrito, I guarantee she will crack up.)

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Feathered Cotton Duster Candy.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Karen, Y'all eat some wierd stuff in Montclair! LOL.

leapofaith said...

...and we're back to the bacon grease - where's Leighann???

Knight said...

Sourkraut Strudel
Petroleum Jelly Filled Doughnuts

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

-Mephostopholis-Food Cake.
-Archangel-Food Cake.

leapofaith said...

Darryl's strawberries 'n his cream! (can't forget the cream...lol!)

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

K-Y Jello-O

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Swiss Mistress

leapofaith said...

Eeewww, Knight! LOL!

Petroleum jelly filled doughnuts, huh? So, then you can also get KY holes there, too, right?? yuck!

Doc said...

Doc loves the smell, but would he eat it?

Blech...

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Yankee Poodles.

leapofaith said...

Twiggies

Doc said...

Lemon-enima

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Yeast Confections. ROTFL!!!!!!

Doc said...

Date nut cookies... Oh wait a second.


(inside joke)

leapofaith said...

Eeewwww! I'm almost too grossed out to laugh at that one!

leapofaith said...

Date nut cookies, huh? I could only imagine...

Doc said...

Foreskin Fondue.

(too much?)

leapofaith said...

barf! Yes, too much!!

LMAO!!!

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Doc, Ya think????

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Doc, Did you see Meet The Foeckers? Streisand dropped Gaylord's forskin in the fondue!

Doc said...

Sorry a bit off topic but I have to share this. I am reading an article called "Cougars for Cook" online and it contains this line that I think sums everything up : "They're both very talented, but it really boils down to what does it for you: A sexy hot man or Webkinz come to life?" - Linda Sharp, smitten as a schoolgirl, voted 473 times for Cook after Tuesday's final performance show. The 42-year-old married mom used her land-line and cell phone - as well as her three daughters' cell phones - to show support for the singer.

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA !!!

Doc said...

Actually you are right Vin... she did drop it in the fondue... I am getting grossed out now.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Yo Gabba Gabba ribbed Muno Lollipops.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

General (Heather) Mills Lucky Charms cereal.

leapofaith said...

David Cook ROCKS!! Thanks Linda Sharp!!! (...but that IS funny!!)

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Fish heads,
Fish heads.
Rolly Poley fish heads.
Fish heads,
Fish heads.
Eat 'em up,
Yum.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Yo-Yo Sacks.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Cocaine Puffs.

leapofaith said...

How about Ben & Jerry's Phish Head Food

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Free-Toes

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Prickers really satisfies you.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Cheehos

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Liver Turnovers.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Carl Spackler's Mars Bar. (Cinderella Story!)

leapofaith said...

peach pit pie...don't choke on it!

leapofaith said...

Oooo...don't forget the whip-it cream!

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Devil Michael Vick Dogs.

Dana said...

Dang it! I can't think of a rejected desert product, but as I was reading Mt Cat's list I did think of one that could be a consumer favorite
.
.
.
Cookies and MILF

Leighann said...

That's it, I'm boycotting YJKOBT until Mt Cat puts away ALL of his bacon grease covered appendages!!

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Sorry Leighann, I couldn't help myself. I will stop. I can't lose you!

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Tuna Eclair

Knight said...

LOL@Dana I want cookies and MILF!

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Fudge Packs.

Dana said...

Caviar Pudding - similar to tapioca but with a little less crunch??

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Snacks and the City

Dana said...

Knight, that's what I should have called the HNT I did with the Thin Mints!

Oh! I just had a moment ...

Head-cheese cake

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Keanu Reeves' Peanut Butter Cup.
Keanu Reeves' Pieces.

WNG said...

Why did I read this as I was eating?

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Gummy Boars

pat said...

Vin I hope I wont know you by the size of your Mountain Cat...
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
Whats up with that name?
you coming out the weekend?

Lu' said...

chocolate covered penisbutter cups.

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Dana said...

Hmmm ...

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how Mt Cat wants any of us to be creative when he's monopolizing the comments *wink*

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Mountain Cat Nip.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Cuz Pat, I may come tomorrow or Monday. I am leaning towards Monday as it will be a nicer day for the pool. Whoohoo!!

Lu' said...

Eyescream sandwich

tripe cookies

Doc said...

LOL@Dana I want cookies and MILF!

Great one Dana... I want to share some with Knight!

Doc said...

Why did I read this as I was eating?

That's why I had to quit and finish eating before I came back.

Dana said...

Haggis Torte

Doc said...

chocolate covered penisbutter cups.

HAHHAHAAHAAA I think that is my favorite.... GROSS !

Dana said...

chitterling (or for you in the south, chitlin)cream pie

Doc said...

Dana is seriously trying to get a Lion Kiss - she must know that Vin has a thing for Haggis

pat said...

good see you monday cuz

Doc said...

chitterling (or for you in the south, chitlin)cream pie

OMG you are terrible... Re-read that and think about it.

Lu' said...

peas and carrot cake
asparagus raisin pudding

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Lice Pudding.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Mortar Meal.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Cream O' Weed

Lu' said...

Goobers, but we aint talkin peanuts

PoohPooh clusters

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

AbsoluteGator Gibblets.

Lu' said...

Strawberry crabcake
toenail upside down cake
earwax filled cupcakes

Doc said...

Hemmoroid Truffles

Doc said...

Maggot Marmalade
Bleu Cheese Latte
Turd burgers

Lu' said...

served with a Preporation H smoothie

Doc said...

Big Brown Bolognaise

Lu' said...

Butt cheese danish

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Goody's Powdered Donuts.

Doc said...

Banana hammock split

Doc said...

Goody's Powdered Donuts.


HEY! those are good.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Eight Belles Glazed Tart
(Still too soon?)

Doc said...

Castor Oil and Pollux puss

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Hershey's Whatthefuckdoyacallit Bar

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

100 whoohoo!

Lu' said...

Mint twolips
Poopsmear Float

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Does anyone else think that chestnuts look like tiny brains?

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Flypaper Licking Strips.

....And You Will Know Me By The Size of My Mountain Cat... said...

Plaster of Paris Hilton Pie.

Dana said...

Dana is seriously trying to get a Lion Kiss

Usually Mt Cat picks topics that I just can't get inspired by, but this time he picked FOOD - I can always be inspired by food - especially chocolate pudding pools!

Dianne said...

"... - especially chocolate pudding pools!

Ahhhhhh YES!

Chocolate covered cherry nipples
or
Nipple Duds

leapofaith said...

I don't know that some would consider those 'rejected' desserts...! :-P

Doc said...

LOL - here we go again !!

Dana said...

What can I say?? I like to stir the pot ... or is that the bowl of pudding??

Doc said...

If Mt. Cat isn't careful I am going to make next weeks poll
"should Mt. Cat change that stupid ass long name of his back to just 'Mt. Cat' yes or no" ??

Dana said...

YES!!!!

Jahooni said...

is there room in here for me?

Jahooni said...

i shall never eat another thin mint the same Dana.... ;)~

Doc said...

Theres always room for Jahooni.... or was that jello ?

Jahooni said...

okay Karen's was funny about the egg drop soup and here i was craving chinese for lunch!

how about toe jam tuesday tacos anyone?

Dana said...

Jahooni Jell-O!!

That should be good for a Lion Kiss!!

Jahooni said...

jahooni juicy jello shots with cream on top! okay that was bad. i am in a spurky mood today. it is pouring in Cali and i love the rain...

hey, how come everyone has a peach t-shirt? how in the heck did i miss that?

Jahooni said...

oh wait, this is a dessert post isn't it? let me think and come back.

Jay said...

"The 42-year-old married mom used her land-line and cell phone - as well as her three daughters' cell phones - to show support for the singer."

Any 42 year old who is voting 400 times in American Idol needs to re-evaluate her life choices. ;-)

Cow tongue and bull testicles on a stick isn't a desert, but I bet you can get it at some state fairs.

Doc said...

Jahooni... you freakin' missed Peachfest, everyone who made it got a t-shirt.

Doc said...

Scary enough you are probably right Jay. :o

Dana said...

Cow tongue and bull testicles on a stick isn't a desert, but I bet you can get it at some state fairs.

Yeah ... but only deep fried, with a side of cheese curds!

Jahooni said...

bull and cow testicles on a stick followed by some pickle pie. Now that sounds like some fun times... ;)~

As American as Apple Pie said...

Beach Cobbler

As American as Apple Pie said...

Beach Cobbler

As American as Apple Pie said...

S'whores

As American as Apple Pie said...

Falafel Pie

As American as Apple Pie said...

Tushie Pops

Doc said...

with a side of cheese curds!

You mean crumbled up cheese.

Doc said...

I never EVER listen to my horoscope. I don't beleive in it however the lady on the radio who gives out astrologial readings etc just said that my horoscope for the next week is to "avoid confrontations with pushy women"

I think that I will actually listen to this one...Please stay away from me Apple... :p :p :p

HAHHAHAAHAHAAAA !!

As American as Apple Pie said...

I wonder if my horoscope says to stay away from antagonistic people?

Dana said...

Apple, more likely it says to stay away from PineSol sniffers ...

Micky-T said...

penisicles
popnuts
vaginella curds

Micky-T said...

pubesicles
wartnuts

Doc said...

I wonder if my horoscope says to stay away from antagonistic people?

If it does please refer to my previous post.. LOL!


j/k apple

Doc said...

..and Dana I said I loved the way it smells I don't huff it...

Micky-T said...

whoopie pie crunch, with
[ear wax sprinkles]

Dana said...

Chlamydia Cake

Gonorrhea Ganache

Syphilis S'mores

(thought I should get the major STD's out of the way ...)

As American as Apple Pie said...

Sure you don't.

Dana said...

..and Dana I said I loved the way it smells I don't huff it...

You didn't ADMIT to huffing it ...

Doc said...

MickyT must not be pissed anymore. he is in funny mode.

Thanks for those Dana but you forgot Herpes Heath Bars

As American as Apple Pie said...

Sticky Cum Buns

Doc said...

You didn't ADMIT to huffing it ...

I am actually arrogant enough to think that my brain cells are superior and would NEVER do anything like that to damage them.


(True Story ask Mt. Cat)

Doc said...

PG-13 Apple !!!!

Dana said...

Apple! That's dirty!! But it kind of turns me on ... *gigglesnort*

Lu' said...

crotchsants
snifferdoodles
chocloate shit cookies
goatmeal cookies
sandfart cookies

Dana said...

True Story ask Mt. Cat

Like that's a good reference!

(I know - just ruined any chance at that Lion Kiss!)

Dana said...

you forgot Herpes Heath Bars

I thought those were Herpes Milk Chocolate Bars!

Micky-T said...

PG-13 Apple
That's a good one Doc!

Peach Pissy Pie

Dana said...

Oops! Not Herpes Milk Chocolate Bars, Herpes Kisses!!

Micky-T said...

whoopie wetfarts

[dang that's gross!]

Jahooni said...

it smells over here... pewieeee!

Christine said...

Hostess Whore Ho's

Sitting in Silence said...

ROTFPMSL @ Chocolate shit cookies....

That is so funny !

Lesley said...

lol what SIS said..
I think you covered everything..
Have a great weekend Mt Cat and all of you of course.. May your weekend be better than the last..
Luv Lesley

WomensDaily said...

Kinda got a little nauseous over this post.