This week for Tuesday word game we head back to the sports world. It's been awhile since we last saw Michael Vick... Let's see what he is up to ladies and gents. Oh that's right, he is in federal prison on dogfighting charges and guess what he is doing there instead of paying for his crimes? He is playing football of course.It seems that Vick has been writing letters to Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank during his incarceration. In those letters he says that he is the first round draft pick in the penal league football team. Isn't that nice?
Let's take this opportunity to explore the world of Mike Vick in prison. Fill in the the blank in the real news story below with a funny and fictitious activity that Vick is participating in to fill the time while he is in prison. Knitting perhaps? Writing a physics textbook? Who knows, maybe he is spending his time playing Pokemon? You decide and answer in a comment:
When they choose sides for football games in the yard at the United States Penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kan., Michael Vick is the popular pick.
Twice for the same game, it seems.
In an interview with the New York Daily News posted on their Web site on Monday, Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank said Vick is playing ball in prison to keep his body in shape, his arm limber and to pass the time.
"Apparently, there was a prison football team and he played quarterback for both sides," Blank told the Daily News.
Twice for the same game, it seems.
In an interview with the New York Daily News posted on their Web site on Monday, Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank said Vick is playing ball in prison to keep his body in shape, his arm limber and to pass the time.
"Apparently, there was a prison football team and he played quarterback for both sides," Blank told the Daily News.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by ______________________ .
Please answer as often as you like and of course the best answer gets a Peach!
-Doc
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131 comments:
...passing his time by GRABBING HIS ANKLES AND PLAYING CENTER.
oh it is supposed to be a new hobby. ...passing the time by RESTRINGING THE SOAP ON A ROPE. IT APPEARS THAT INMATES ARE OFTEN TIMES SUPPRISED WHEN BENDING TO RETRIEVE THEIR DROPPED SOAP AND IN THEIR SUPRISE THEY YANK OUT THAT DARN ROPE :)
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by playing the kazoo in the prison barbershop quartet
..and he played quarterback for both sides.
BTW - I always suspected that Vick played for both teams.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by knitting sweaters for dogs as his community service project.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by firming up plans to open up his own "no kill" dog shelter upon his release.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by seeking his on-line Associates degree in dog grooming
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by writing a book; "How to Shank like a Pro"
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by participating in Prison Yard Theater where he stars as the family dog.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by tapioca pudding wrestling with his cellmate Raul.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by volunteering as bait in Police Dog Training 101.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by writing his autobiography "A Hokie named Okie in the Pokey" Okey Dokey ??
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by:
Country Western Line Dancing.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by writing sonnets and learning to love again.
passing the time by LEARNING THE LYRICS TO WARRANT'S SONG, ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY. FOLLOWED BY THE LYRICS TO SNOOP DOG'S SONG, DOGGY STYLE.
Lu, don't forget about "Who Let The Dogs Out"!!
Or the lyrics to his worst nightmare George Clinton's "Atomic Dog"
He's probably got the lyrics memorized to "Like a virgin" ha ha ha.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by participating in a recreation of Pavlov’s famous conditioning experiment. Unfortunately he sat on the tuning fork that had been used as a stimuli and is now counting tiles on the infirmary while young medical students practice their suture skills. He was overheard saying he wanted the sutures to look like the ole pigskin.
Led Zep's Black Dog.. in the shower...
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by
Firming up his plans to set up an underground cock fighting association.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...
collecting unique boogers from his prison mates to sell on Ebay to make millions.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...
performing Swan Lake in the shower with his fellow inmates.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...
practicing to be McGruff the Crime Dog when he is released.
LOL... The only bad thing about this word game is the google ads will all change to Michael Vick... BOOOOO
Keep the answers coming... I am liking them!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by...
learning to swallow and not spit like he used to.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by bedazzling the inmates football uniforms. The inmates wearing skins have since taken a 'shine' to him so to speak.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by learning how to perfect the art of tossing salad.
"Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by scrapbooking and watching The Lifetime Network."
"Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by listening to classical music and reading Tolstoy and Dostoevky novels. 'He's really into Russian literature' Blank said.""
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by recreating the famous 'dogs playing poker' painting with a paint-by-number kit sent to him by the folks at PETA (he was always good with numbers).
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by crying like a big baby while sucking his thumb.
Doggone it these are funny !!
He is passing his time by looking for new endorsements, since he lost Nike....Hush Puppies is still deliberating
You gonna pat our heads and give us a treat now?
Anndi I think he's trying to tell us he likes doggy style ;)
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by having sex with a table and an autographed appendage from Heather Mills.
Hi everyone!
Oh Anndi, you are opening up a whole kennel of additioanl dog jokes.
Mountain Cat!!!
HI!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is spending time with his imaginary friend Ron Mexico.
I think ole Mt. Cat was scared by all the dog talk
Leighann: don't we all? I think I need to go fetch my leash now...
He's being a pussy?
passing his time by ORGANIZING GAMES OF RED ROVER RED ROVER.
FURTHERING HIS EDUCATION. SEE DICK, RUN.
Mt Cat I was just wondering about you.... Don't let the big bad doggies scare you away!
Anndi: Yes, yes we all do! Lay on your back and I'll rub your belly!
I've been very busy at work.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by working with a retired Bob Barker to spread the word to help control the pet population; have your pet
spayed and neutered.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by reading Old Yeller out loud during circle time.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by creating new slogans for PETA.
"I'd rather take it up the a$$ than wear fur!"
I am in tears over here laughing !!!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by ploting GPS coordinates to find Timmy who is still stuck in a well. Although the efforts are as yet unsuccessful, they may have found Jimmy Hoffa's remains. DNA tests will be conducted once Lassie gives up the bone.
Bob Barker would kick Vick's ass!!
Vick is Barker's bitch.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by working in the prison autobody shop and helping Scooby & Scrappy Doo pimp the Mystery Machine and help fight crime. Puppy Power!!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by posing the hot elderly babes for the cover of "Wrinkled and Ready" magazine!
Here I was hoping today's word game would be about "the worlds first pregnant man" !!
These are hysterical today Doc!!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by licking and lapping with the underdogs.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by betting on illegal cock fighting
leighann, it is Vick just hasn't gotten the pis test back yet.
Oh these comments have certainly gone to the dogs now!
We're pounding them home huh Doc.
Speaking of pounding...
LMAO Lu!
I bet Vick gets pounded home on a regular basis ;)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....
I wonder if the prison commisary where Vick shops has been nicknamed Pet Smart ?
pounded home would be baseball he gets it up the end zone! ha ha ha
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by being a judge in the Attica Kennel Club Dog Show.
gieves a new meaning to, through the up rights.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by donning a fake fur dalmatian jumpsuit and testing the efficacy of deskunking home remedies.
They are no longer bartering for cigs.. they've moved on to Scooby-snacks
Vicks "upright" is now Kibble and Bits!
Vick has found new uses for his 'cup' and uses it as a 'shield'.
passes his time by GETTING ON HIS KNEES RECITING THE HAIL MARY INSTEAD OF THROWING ONE.
bwahahahahahahahahaha lu'!!!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by teaching the other prisioners how to howl at the moon through the bars.
Vick has found new uses for his 'cup' and uses it as a 'shield'. - OMG Anndi - I just about choked on my soda... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by starrin in the first prison porn flick called; "Scooby Dooby Doo Me"
Vick has a new kind of mouth guard now huh?
Oh and 'Wrinkled and Ready' is nasty... The second worst title ever for a magazine.
Scooby Dooby Doo Me... oh lord!
I think I may have to come up with a special award for this... The peach just won't do.. There are waaaaay to many good comments to just pick one... This may just be the most epic series of comments EVER!
Second worst? Damn what's the first?
That's not what I had typed out first either I changed it! My first pick was "Geriatrics Do It Dry"
MUWAHAHAHA!
Anndi you KNOW you want to Scooby Dooby Doo me, don't try to deny it!
Vick plays the part of Shag me, oh wait that's Shaggy.
Geriatricts Do It Dry Quarterly!!
*snicker*
Leighann: I heard retired dentists like issues of 'Grannies Gumming it'.
Geriatrics are homosexual, didn't you hear Ben's Gay.
Vick plays the evil villian "Dog-gone"
Icy Hot is actually geriatric porn.
Grannies Gummin' It Grammpas Humpin' It
I thought he was the heroine, Victoria Takesthebone.
If hell turns out to be real, I'll be in the VIP section, won't I?
Not just for making comments. The Lord has a sense of humor, look at Bush.
Grannies Gone Wild -- Miami
Good point Lu, thanks for the heads up LOL
Save me a seat Leighann...
Wait, Lu just gave me permission to "look at bush" *grin*
Anndi you can sit on my lap!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by getting ready to challenge Takeru Kobayashi in a competitive eating contest....oh wait wrong kind of dogs...never mind.
Grannies Gone Wild - Miami.. they have dinner at 6PM!!!
Mountain cat... too bad no one told Vick that ;)
I bet Vicks buns have warmed MANY weiners during his time in prison!
Grannies Gone Wild - Miami.. they have dinner at 6PM!!!
And they skip TWO episodes of Golden Girls!!!
Leighann I knew you were gonna go there but I thought I'd let you takeit. Wrong Bush. The kind your thinking of wouldn't have been capitalized. Although it can bring in some capital.
Grannies gone wild... brought to you by our sponsor. Viva Viagra !!
Well I figured since this comment section has already gone down the road to hell I might as well bring a little bush along the way! LOL
Go Viagra Go!
what's a doggie without a little bush. Oh yah that would be Vick.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by playing the harmonica and singing "There was a farmer had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o..."
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by learning a new type of accupuncture....
(this one is for you Vin - I know you know what type)
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by playing the harmonica and singing "There was a farmer had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o..."
Needless to say he spends a great deal of time in isolation...
You guys are so funny with this! I love this.. Oneday I will play!!! I have to make myself funny first!!
Good day!
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by learning a new type of accupuncture....
little prick in?
passing his time by: penning a short story. Don't be misled by the title, it isn't about senior citizens, stiff in the joint.
while in isolation he is trying to teach his dog new tricks.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by replacing Lucy and pulling the football away from Charlie Brown so he falls down. Shoopy doesn't like how his master was being treated and mauls Vick to death.
ROFL @ Anndi
Single - you are funny... feel free to contribute all you want
Lu - I think he is learning that prison is a dog eat dog world. (and he might have milkbone underwear)
Thanks Norm..I mean Doc. Great Cheers reference.
Vin do you remember the accupuncture reference I made ??
Doc,
Sipowitz said 'You're gonna wind up in Attica taking accupuncture up yer dirt shute.'
Oh so you do remember !
(and it was Ossining)
My but Sipowitz could turn a phrase.
I will tell ya'll one thing... I sure am glad I don't have comment moderation! HA - this is fantastic, I am going to back through and read again to make sure I haven't missed any.
Doc didn't we have this conversation before? You are correct. The correct quote is:
(Sipowicz winces from his back pain)
Dr. Peter Shennon: Back kicking up again, Detective? I’d say it’s a degenerative disc. Better get used to it.
Andy Sipowicz: Yeah? Maybe I can take my mind off it thinking about you up there in Ossining getting acupuncture up your dirt chute.
I know Doc. These were getting posted in rapid fire. I just took a look back. Speaking of rapid fire, that's what Vick was thinking his first night in the joint.
Whoa what happened over here? Next thing I know you have hundreds of comments!
I think somehow we were watching that show together and we both thought that line was great. But I remembered it was Ossining because he said the town not the prison.
(everyone else just got a sneak behind the scenes peek at an OCD crazy Doc and Mt. Cat conversation)
Go and look at the Dancing with stars comments and answer my question for you there too. You will go 2 for 2 because I guarantee you get that one.
Knight - LOL this happens sometimes over here. I love it, if you get a chance go back and read the comments by everyone but especially the back and forth with Anndi, Lu, and Leighann are fall on the floor funny.
Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and is passing his time by reading yougoaheadandkeeponbelievingthat.blogspot.com.
I suppose he'll be playing tight end that first week. Then after that they'll have to put some new guy in that position.
Here's my stab at Fill In The Blank:
"Blank also said that Vick has taken up a new hobby in prison and his passing his time by serving as a stunt dummy for the prison Shutzhund trainer."
I wish....
Crap I forgot today was TUESDAY! I have been burried in my office. But I wouldn't win anyways so screw it! ;)~
LOL @ all comments.
I will definitely come back and read while I'm at work.
(Don't tell anyone that I'm a slacker, haha!)
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