Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 4/1

It's Tuesday Word game time here at YJKOBT !! That special time of the week when we take a current news story and add our own twist on it. Rumor has it that Mt. Cat tried to steal my peaches last week. Just to let you know he blamed it on my "fans." Well shame on Ya'll ;-) Well I am back this week and ready to roll with this sickening article. Give it a read below (I wish it was an April Fools Joke)

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to ________________________ .

YIKES I have no idea where this guy got his fetish but I am wondering why it took the neighbors 3 times of filming him to turn him in. - Leave a comment with something else this pervert may have admitted to doing and the funniest wins a peach. Enter as often as you wish.

-Doc

44 comments:

Jay said...

"During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to using WD-40 for lube."

Jay said...

"During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to riding the table bareback and giving it an STD which is the cause of the "rust rash" the table has developed.

Jay said...

"During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to putting his own 'special seasoning' on the grills."

Doc said...

OMG !! HAHAHAHAAAAA @ WD-40 for lube. Jay you kill me!

Doc said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to fantasing about a career at Home Depot

Doc said...

BTW... just a side note but I wonder if Belleview, Ohio is anywhere near Bagwine, Ohio ??

Karen said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to:

Doing it to make the chairs jealous.

DirkStar said...

He admitted that although less than satisfactory it was still better than continuing to pine away for his lost love, the credenza.

At least he cleaned up afterwards, hell that's more than I do for my own wife...

Christine said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to trying it in the tree first, but his wood-pecker was not that hard.

The Mountain Cat said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Christine said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to being a psycho!! Hello???

Doc said...

Hey Vin, Aren't you glad you weren't on the jury for this trial? HA!

Knight said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to arranging an orgy with the lawn gnomes.

The Mountain Cat said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to being married to a park bench in Cleveland, dating a Mahogany executive desk in Toledo and has fathered a couple of infant bureaus with a filing cabinet in Canton.

The Mountain Cat said...

Knight that is so f'in funny!!! haahahahahahaha!!!!

Doc this word game is the best!!!

The Mountain Cat said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to being very sad and angry after his ex, the flag poll, gave him the shaft.

Doc said...

Thsi is certainly going to be a tough one to judge... I love all of them!

The Mountain Cat said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to being aroused by Heather Mills' table leg.

The Mountain Cat said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to a three way with a vacuum and a ironing board.

Doc said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to having an extensive collection of Bob Vila videos.

Anonymous said...

Check out this related link...

http://spluch.blogspot.com/2008/03/worker-caught-having-sex-with-vacuum.html

At least the polish contractor's partner had a face..LOL!!!

LeapO'Faith

The Mountain Cat said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to once being sodomized by a Swiffer Wet Jet.

Bina said...

Damn, these are good and sometime already mentioned the tree thing. I can't think of anything!

Knight said...

This has by far been my favorite word game. I'm cracking up over everything.

As American as Apple Pie said...

THis is great!!! All of them are good. I'm glad I don't have to judge it. I need more time to think, I'll chime in later.

Karen said...

Too funny. Mt.Cat - you are out of control today. I think might be a topic close to your heart or something...

Doc said...

I have to agree with Karen... Maybe the Mt. Cat is too close to his scratching post... LOL

Doc said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to S&M with the neighbors ping pong table.

The Mountain Cat said...

I once had a rendezvous with a garden weasel. But it ended badly. I would rather not discuss it.

As American as Apple Pie said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to...substituting the table because he couldn't have Doc's peaches.

Dana said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to having patio umbrella envy!

Dana said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to trying to keep his table sex to the evening hours so that he could listen to the erotic sounds of the bug-zapper.

Becky said...

How does one have sex with a picnic table?

(not a submission, an honest question).

Doc said...

Becky.... He was apparently tipping it on its side and "using" the hole in the middle, Not a very good mental picture but hey it's tuesday word game and w go with what we have... LOL ;-)

Sassy Mama Bear said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to ________________________ .

...enjoying his anal fixation with the town fire hydrants and getting his oral from the local pools air valves.

...being the love child of a park bench and lamp post, who had a one night stand.

I don't think anyone can compete with Mt. Cat though...maybe you should limit how often a person can win, like once a month.

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Sassy Mama Bear. How sweet of you.

'During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to once screwing a grand piano but while in the process learned how to play Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik with his penis.'

Jahooni said...

i come back from Vegas for this? Gosh and why didn't I see any of the guys at the Black Jack tables doing this? Oh wait, maybe that is why the dealers stand so close to them while they deal... ;)~

I have nothing. I can't beat some of these. Especially the WD-40 by Jay.

Wouldn't he have splinters on his wee-wee? Ouch.

Funny as heck though. Welcome back Doc.

Pat said...

After having sex with the picnic table police said he also admitted that his family in Ireland had been pressuring him to procreate.his Mom Patty O'Furniture has no comment

Dana said...

ROTFLMAO @ Pat! Too funny!!

Micky-T said...

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to getting a very cold, cold response at the local park recently, with his involvment with that sexy new concrete picnic table with the fancy marble inlay on top.

Micky-T said...

his Mom Patty O'Furniture has no comment

Shit! Pat, I worked so hard for my answer and I post it, and then I see this? How can I lose that fast?
That is the funniest line I have ever, ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leighann said...

There's no way in HELL I can compete with "Patty O'Furniture"!!

Great topic this week Doc! Sorry I missed out on it.

As American as Apple Pie said...

I vote for Sassy Mama, Micky-t, Jay or Pat. I think TMC should be exempt.

Doc said...

TMC is exempt...he stole my peaches last week. Thanks for all the submissions folks they are great! Keep them coming I will make my decision in the morning