9. Pom Frites Donaldaux
8. Edible McUndies
7. The Feel Happy Meal co-sponsored by Zoloft
6. The Grimace House charity quadruple bypass cheese burger.
5. McHalloween party pack including an official John Wayne Gacy clown outfit.
4. Orca Sized Meals.
3. Mayor McCheese's 'special sauce'
2. Is it McBeef, Chicken, Fish or all three? You guess right and have your meal Super Sized for free.
1. The Senator John McMcCain diabetic Veggie low cholesterol meal for seniors.