Friday, April 4, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List





What is your favorite McDonald's food product? I hope it is none of these...


The Top Ten Worst McDonald's Food ideas.

10. McHaggis
9. Pom Frites Donaldaux
8. Edible McUndies
7. The Feel Happy Meal co-sponsored by Zoloft
6. The Grimace House charity quadruple bypass cheese burger.
5. McHalloween party pack including an official John Wayne Gacy clown outfit.
4. Orca Sized Meals.
3. Mayor McCheese's 'special sauce'
2. Is it McBeef, Chicken, Fish or all three? You guess right and have your meal Super Sized for free.
1. The Senator John McMcCain diabetic Veggie low cholesterol meal for seniors.

Do y'all know of any other bad ideas from our favorite fast food giant? A Lion Award awaits for the best one....

Have a great Friday. I am off today from work and therefore I am going back to sleep now.


- The Mountain Cat

30 comments:

Doc said...

McPickled Herring

The Happy meal that comes with a choice of Rum punch or a bourbon milkshake to drink

McCondoms (schools give em out why not at the drive thru?)

McDingleberries

McSpare tire burger

Doc said...

McClinton Superdelegate squeeze sandwich...


Oh just an aside but did anyone else catch Vin trying to play the martyr... Oh I get out of bed to post my top 10 list... it's all for the readers... LOL!

WAKE UP VINNY !!!!!! The rest of us are awake so suck it up!

Christine said...

Mcgerm burger with extra sneeze!

Micky-T said...

Si Si McTaco
Ahh Soo McChow Mein
Goot McCabbage
Irie Mon McMango

Doc said...

ROTFLMAO !!

addhumorandfaith said...

Okay. Here's blogging at it's best. I was visiting Sitting in Silence (Australia) and you commented, so I'm visiting your blog, which is in North Carolina where our son lives, but I see you are originally from Wisconsin where one of my favorite blogs is -- Half Past Kissin's Time. You might want to visit her, to "complete the cirle." Happy blogging. I'll be back.

Doc said...

Addhumor.... Not to try and confuse you but our blog has several contributing authors. Myself, Mt. Cat, As American As Apple Pie, and Absolutgator. I am the North Carolina born and bred (and will never leave willingly) Apple is the cheese curd eater ;-) - but yes we will check out your blog as well as the other... please make our blog a frequent stop.. We aim to please.

Lu' said...

McGabbaGabba - Happy Meal
McRoo - my Mom in-law says they serve Kangaroo meat.
McPoundage - We help you put it on.

Single In The City said...

I am never good at this, but I always have to come by and put my mark on your page!!!

And as always Doc&Vin thanks for stopping by!!!!It makes my day!!!

McDamn you, you are going to eat this burger even tho it is cow eyes and every bone crushed up in it to make sure we get our freaking moneys worth!!!

I don't do McDonalds as you can see unless it is the sweet tea!

Single

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, stop your screaming, you woke me from my dream with Katherine Heigl.

Doc said...

Vin.... Don't make me tell Tina Fey you are cheating on her in your dreams.

Lu' said...

mtcat is that H.R. Pufnstuf? Yee haha.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...the Country Joe McDonald Burger:"gimme an F....gimme and I....gimme and S....gimme an H..."

Doc said...

Frankie: I bet that was a big seller at Woodstock...

The Mountain Cat said...

funny funny stuff folks.

The Kelly McDonald Everything Scottish burger.

The McDreamy Anotomically Correct Filet

Jay said...

I like the "What's that tingling sensation in my left arm double quarter pounder/big breakfast combo with super-sized fries, sausage, double order of bacon and 64 ounce Coke lunch/breakfast combo meal."

It's perfect for Sunday brunch.

Jay said...

And don't forget the Paris Hilton McFurberger. The soft drink comes in a fake syringe that says "Penicillin" on the side.

Matt-Man said...

Filet O' Fishhead. Cheers!!

Doc said...

My vote for the winner is Lu's McGabbaGabba Happy Meal... but I may be biased LOL!

Bina said...

I LOVE #3. "Mayor McCheese's Special Sauce".

I love picking on McDonald's too. A friend was in there one morning and some lady came tearing inside, started yelling that it was taking too long for her food (she had gone through the drive through) and went behind the counter and started throwing cups all over the place. They had to call the police!

So, my husband and I started it:

Yea, she was trowing a McFit!
She was gonna McKick someone's McAss!
She was SO McPiss'd she was throwing McCups at the McManager!
Maybe they should have given her McMoney back and told her to get the McHell out!

Yea, we crack ourselves up.

Karen said...

Bina - that is hysterical!

I personally think the McRuffie shake is perfect addition to any first date.

Knight said...

What's that tingling sensation in my arm? Nice one Jay.

Doc said...

As usual Bina is cracking me up over here... LOL!

Jahooni said...

Good Morning y'all. I just rolled out of bed..... yawn, stretch, yawn..... I don't want to go work. crap. Why is TMC off? For MLK Day? That isn't fair. "I DO BELEIVE" and "I HAVE A DREAM" too.

Bina,
That was funny. You put the first smile on my face today.

Okay I will think of something on my way to work. But I already know I lost. ((giggles))

Dana said...

Why is it that I have such a hard time with Mt. Cat's Lion Award contests. I just can never think of anything clever ... hmm ...

What about the Big Mac Puree - for those who have lost their teeth, but not their appetite for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!

Doc said...

What about the Big Mac Puree - I can thing of grosser sounding things... but not many

Dana said...

Well ... when you can't muster funny, always try gross!

Doc said...

Blech....

Jeff B said...

The Big Gack- There's a toenail in every patty

The McLiver and Onions

The Karen Carpenter Burger- You throw it up immediately upon completion.

MarmiteToasty said...

LOL@McLiver and Onions :) now that I would LOVE :) and my lads LOVE haggis so a McHaggis would be just the tops :)

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