Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Tuesday Word Game - 3/4

This weeks word game comes to us from the realm of academia. It seems that Notre Dame is giving Martin Sheen some sort of medal for his charity work. While I am sure that it is well deserved it's really not all that funny so I decided that we should juice it up a bit. As usual just add something false and funny to this real news article below. Please fill in the blanks (yes two of them this week) with a name and then the reason. Of course the one that makes me laugh the most wins a peach. Here goes:

SOUTH BEND, Ind. - Activist-actor Martin Sheen will be honored by the University of Notre Dame with its Laetare Medal for his humanitarian work, the school announced Sunday. Since 1883, the Laetare Medal has been awarded annually to a Catholic "whose genius has ennobled the arts and sciences, illustrated the ideals of the church and enriched the heritage of humanity."

In related news Notre Dame also announced that It would be giving out its first ever "Humongous A-Hole Award". This award will be given annually to someone who exemplifies the absolute worst that humanity has to offer. This year's first recipient will be ___________ specifically because _________________________.

Make them funny and of course you can give as many replies as you want.

-Doc

53 comments:

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be Marlon Brano specifically because of his lame acting abilitiy opposite Martin Sheen in the film Apocalypse Now. 'The horror... the horror...'

Micky-T said...

This year's first recipient will be Ozzy Osbourne specifically because of his incorrigible babbling while attempting to speak the English language.

Jay said...

"This years recipient will be Jay of Cynical_Bastard specifically because he has worked his hole life to achieve the highest level of ass-holiness status"

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be Charlie Sheen specifically because his dad Martin Sheen was forced to payoff his Heidi Fleiss debts back in the 1990s while Charlie was in jail.

Skip Wiley said...

This year's first recipient will be Shawn P-diddy ShawnJon Combs specifically because of his extreme penchant for changing his damn name every month or two and assuming that we care enough to keep up with it.

Doc said...

I am glad you came back MickyT

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be Martin Scorsese specifically because he killed off Martin Sheen's character in the film The Departed.

Micky-T said...

This year's first recipient will be O.J. Simpson specifically because, he's a juiceless dick!

Micky-T said...

This year's first recipient will be Kieth Richards specifically because he, well, to be really specific it's not that hard to realize he deserves this award with out any question solely on the fact that he's so F##king ugly!

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be Matt Santos specifically because he was elected President on the show The West Wing replacing President Jed Bartlet.....played by Martin Sheen.

Leighann said...

This year's first recipient will be Omarosa specifically because she oozes rancid bile everytime she opens her mouth.

Leighann said...

This year's first recipient will be Dustin Diamond specifically because he forever damaged porn.

Karen said...

The members of The Writer's Guild specifically because they interupted our regularly scheduled programs - for months.

Karen said...

Mike Huckabee specifically for not being able to understand the concept to simple math.

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be the actor Michael Sheen specifically because he has no relation to the actor Martin Sheen.

Karen said...

Andy Petitte specifically for damaging the wholesome reputation of Golden Boy Roger Clemmons.

(I think I just threw up a bit while typing that)

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be the actor Emilio Estevez specifically because he decided to use his real name and not his dad's stage name....Sheen.

Micky-T said...

This year's first recipient will be Dave [?] specifically because he yelled at Christy, ruining a good party and then brought the argument outside where he scared the ever livin shit out of Vinnie!

Christine said...

God, Leighann, you're good!

This year's first recipient will be actress Rosario Dawson for breaking up with actor Jason Lewis (Sex and the City.) He's HOT!

Leighann said...

Christine, you have no idea how much I like to hear that! ;)

Jahooni said...

Micky T left and came back? what? and who is he? Anyways... i will be back to claim my peach.

Leighann said...

Good luck Jahooni! :p

Doc said...

I have to admit that Micky-T's last response was very clever!

and So was one of Karen's

Matt-Man said...

Pope Benedict XVI specifically because he thinks his funny hat goes well with his jackboots.

Cheers!!

Leighann said...

This year's first recipient will be Jahooni specifically because she's trying to win MY peach!

BAHAHAHA!

Micky-T said...

Jahooni you don't really sleep this late do you?

I want a peach for my old peach orchard, thats all!

I...GOT... to go do some work now!!!!
Later

Leighann said...

I like Karen's "Writers Guild" one, so true!

Doc said...

Me too Leighann... the regularly scheduled part of it was very clever!

Christine said...

This year's first recipient will be Joey Buttafuco. No need to explain.

The Mountain Cat said...

Micky-T, It hurts me and Martin Sheen to hear you say that. *sniff*

Jahooni said...

I was up at 7:30 Micky T, so there! ;)~ My mornings are super busy at work. This time difference sucks for me because when i get around to blog, everyone else has been there and done that.

The Mountain Cat said...

The Appalachian State gunman was a hoax!! I just read it on Foxnews.com.

Leighann said...

Mt Cat, hasn't anyone ever told you that Foxnews is bad for your health?

You need to be decontaminated STAT!

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be Rupert Murdoch specifically because his false news stories of Appalachian State Univiersity and Martin Sheen.

Jahooni said...

This year's first recipient will be Celin Dion specifically because she finally retired in Las Vegas letting all her Gay Fans know that "Their Hearts Will Go On..."

Leighann said...

Celien Dion should win a "FINALLY" award for leaving Las Vegas!

BAHAHAHA!

Doc said...

Mt Cat, hasn't anyone ever told you that Foxnews is bad for your health? - Leighann were you listening to our phone conversation last night? MtCat called me to tell me about this conversation happened:

Doc:I have CNN and MSNBC on and they have nothing on it.
Mt Cat: Turn on Fox News
Doc: My TV does not go on Fox news. How the F- can you watch that Crap anyway? Any network that will hire Bill O'Reily as a commentator immediately gives up all right to report legitimate news.

The Mountain Cat said...

Hey Patricia do you want to chime in here since they are bashing your Fox News channel.

Good heavens if CNN or MSNBrianWilliams doesn't tell one sided stories too! Perish the thought if anyone ever accuses those news outlets of having a biased agenda!! Gee Wally I guess I am soooo naive!

Leighann said...

Doc, I plead the 5th as to having any listening devices planted in your general vacinity!

Mt Cat, now now, don't get your panties in a bunch!

Jahooni said...

I thought this was Tuesday PEOPLE!!! Helloooooooo

The Mountain Cat said...

Imagine if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter had a baby??? eek!

Doc said...

This year's first recipient will be The residents of Arlington Oregon specifically because they refuse to give their six pack ab having mayor Carmen credit because none of us would have ever heard or their crappy little town without her.

Karen said...

Mt. Cat I think a Moore/Coulter baby would signify the apocalypse.

The Mountain Cat said...

This year's first recipient will be the mayor of Bagwine, Ohio specifically because he forgot to tell Rand McNally where to find his city on any f-in' map!

Doc said...

Hey Cat... what did you say a while back about Grimace and a lot of purple pushing? The mental image of Michael Moore and Ann Couter concieving said demon child just put the same image in my head... :o

Leighann said...

Jahooni, it is Tuesday. We're waiting for you to say something PEACH-y!

*giggle*

The Mountain Cat said...

It's Chuckie! AHHHHH!!!!

Jahooni said...

leighann,
i am drawing blanks... or shooting blanks... or whatever.
Maybe I'll win over at REH ;)~

Jahooni said...

This year's first recipient will be the makers of Airbourne for letting all of us sickos believe that by taking it we shall heal.

(i am kinda ticked off about this can't cha tell? - i was sicker than a dog while in Houston and was poppin those things every day for 3 weeks!)

Lulita said...

This years first recipient will be Randy Jackson specifically because he has not yet mastered the english language.

This years first recipient will be Paula Abdul specifically because she has not yet minored the english language.

Jahooni said...

This year's first recipient will be Hillary Clinton for winning the state of Ohio. The reason: Because when she opens her mouth, it makes a Big "O"!

Jahooni said...

This year's first recipient will be Hillary Clinton for winning the state of Texas, because all Cigars are made Extra Big in Texas. Monica confirms that.

Doc said...

Thank you to everyone who replied... These were great!