Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 3/11

We go religious in this weeks word game. I thought about using the Eliot Spitzer but figured that was too easy. This story is about the Catholic church unveiling "new" sins yesterday including using mind altering drugs, genetic manipulation, and not taking care of the environment. We here at YJKOBT think there are some other trivial "sins" out there that the Pope could have brought up and it's you job to point them out. Complete the news article below with a witty (and obviously false) sin that the church should have called out yesterday. Best answer wins the Peach!

VATICAN CITY --In olden days, the deadly sins included lust, gluttony and greed. Now, the Catholic Church says pollution, mind-damaging drugs and genetic experiments are on its updated thou-shalt-not list. Also receiving fresh attention by the Vatican was social injustice, along the lines of the age-old maxim: "The rich get richer while the poor get poorer."
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti
advised that the church is going to recognize _________________ as a big no-no.

-Doc

(My first idea was that murder of a coffee maker is a big no-no... even a spitting one)

64 comments:

Leighann said...

whiney bitch voice This one is hard!!!!

Dana said...

In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Running for President of the United States more than five times (pointing his finger at Ralph Nader) as a big no-no.

Doc said...

Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize speaking in a whiney bitch voice as a big no-no.


it's not hard... anything trivial that gets on your nerves can be a sin.

Jahooni said...

oh this is going to be FUN! Let me think, i will be back to claim it this week.

Dana said...

Leighann, go sit in the corner with Jahooni!

Leighann said...

Screw you both! *pout*

Doc said...

ROFLMAO @ DANA !!!!!

I AGREE 100% --- HAAAA!

(about Ralph Nader)

Leighann said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Simon Cowell's skin tight black t-shirts as a big no-no.

Dana said...

Damn! And I thought you were agreeing to send Leighann and Jahooni to the corner together - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Leighann said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Doc and Dana ganging up on Leighann as a big no-no.

Wait....

Bina said...

Monsignor Gianfanco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize farting in the grocey store and dustcropping other shoppers as a big no-no.

Dana said...

Monsignor Gianfanco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Hillary Clinton's green pant suits as a big no-no.

Doc said...

HAAAAA! These are great.. Keep them coming folks.... I am dying laughing over here!

Dana - you were too fast for me before posting and I had to do a redo to clarify.....

Dana said...

Hey Doc! Women don't like to be told they are too fast!

Leighann said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that Jahooni ever winning a peach as a big no-no.

MUWAHAHAHA!

Doc said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize those free credit report.com ads as a big no-no.

Lu' said...

Monsignor Giafranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that driving while TALKING ON A CELL PHONE as a big no-no.

Leighann said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize erectile disfunction commercials as big no-no.

Leighann said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Gary Coleman as a big no-no.

Dana said...

One more and then I'll quit ...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize being known as "Client 9" as big no-no.

Lu' said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girtti advised that the church is going to recognize the hideous music on the weather channel as a big no-no.

Doc said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Gary Coleman as a LITTLE no-no.

Leighann said...

Shame on you Doc!

Leighann said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize an Adam Carolla/Penn Jillett sandwhich as a big no-no.

Leighann said...

One more....

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Celine Dion's attempt at beatboxing as a big no-no.

Doc said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Roger Clemens' Hall of fame chances as a big no-no.

Jahooni said...
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Christine said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Crocs, Socks, and Berkenstocks a big non-no!

Jahooni said...

In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Leighann's Size 58 Tripple DDD boobs as a big no-no.
;)~

Karen said...

I am going with Spitzer becuase it is just too easy...

Text messaging your favorite hooker is a big no-no. Of course telephoning is still acceptable.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Go Christine! Way to pull in last week's discussion.

As American as Apple Pie said...

I'm still thinking.

Doc said...

I think Christine rhymed and Jahooni is playing with fire...

Karen - I wonder what the text short had for that would be... BTW - I sent my very first text message this past weekend!

Karen said...

Continued use of the term "fierce" or "ferosh" is a big no-no. (Any Project Runway fans out there with me???)

Karen said...

Doc - that text wasn't to your hooker was it??

Leighann said...

Ooh Jahooni gets sassy! She's FIERCE! hehe

Karen, the winner of Project Runway should have been a big no no!

Leighann said...

I send my husband "sext" messages everyday *giggle*

Doc said...

Doc - that text wasn't to your hooker was it??

uhhhhhhh no. LOL!



Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Racheal Ray speak as a big no-no.

Christine said...

I am a Fierce Project Runway Fan!

"Make it happen" Doc, and get me a Peach!

Karen said...

being away from your computer all day due to jury duty is a big no-no.

Jahooni said...

In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that parent attendance during Boy Choir Practice is a Big no-no.

Christine said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Paula Abdul making a video comeback as...God no!

Doc said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize drivers under 20 and over 80 as a big no-no

Lu' said...

Monsignor Giafranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize showing AI and DWTS at the same time as a big no-no.

Micky-T said...

Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize blogging with it's frivilous inexplicable commenting on other peoples lives, as a big no no!

Knight said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize free speech as a big no-no.

or

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize dressing up your pets as a big no-no.

or

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize making love not war as a big no-no.

Jay said...

In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize spelunking in the love cave as a big no-no.




"In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize failing to tip your stripper after a lap dance as a big no-no."

Jahooni said...

In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Richard Simmons as the Overweight Spokesperson for America as a Big no-no.

Dana said...

Jay, you always tip your stripper after a lap dance, don't you??

Jahooni said...

yes he does!!! oops. did i just say that?! ;)~

Bunkie said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize banning of alcohol at sporting events as a big no-no.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize daylight savings time as a big no-no.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize having more than 2 tatoos or 5 piercings as a big no-no.

As American as Apple Pie said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize waiting until you're 38 to have your first text as a big no-no.

Doc said...

I'm only freakin' 36....

The AbsolutGator said...

In the spirit of this coming weekend, I'm going to say that keg-tossing is a big no-no.

Jahooni said...

In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Britney Spears having more children as a Big no-no!

Micky-T said...

Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that mind altering drugs, injested by this generation has lead these sorry souls to the generic experiments which polluted the social justice of all the rich who keep getting richer and, all the poor who keep getting screwed as a big no no!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize driving with your blinker on as a big no-no.

The Mountain Cat said...

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize sex before marriage as a big yes-yes. (NOW I am going straight to hell).

The AbsolutGator said...

Now? Vin we've known you're going straight to hell for a long time!

Jahooni said...

how can they expect those boys to be virgins? ;)~

Doc said...

Thanks again everyone... these get better and better each week!

The AbsolutGator said...

I wish I'd seen this earlier!

Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti and Barack Obama advised that the church is going to recognize being ridiculous and wrongheaded as a big no-no.