We go religious in this weeks word game. I thought about using the Eliot Spitzer but figured that was too easy. This story is about the Catholic church unveiling "new" sins yesterday including using mind altering drugs, genetic manipulation, and not taking care of the environment. We here at YJKOBT think there are some other trivial "sins" out there that the Pope could have brought up and it's you job to point them out. Complete the news article below with a witty (and obviously false) sin that the church should have called out yesterday. Best answer wins the Peach!
VATICAN CITY --In olden days, the deadly sins included lust, gluttony and greed. Now, the Catholic Church says pollution, mind-damaging drugs and genetic experiments are on its updated thou-shalt-not list. Also receiving fresh attention by the Vatican was social injustice, along the lines of the age-old maxim: "The rich get richer while the poor get poorer."
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize _________________ as a big no-no.
-Doc
(My first idea was that murder of a coffee maker is a big no-no... even a spitting one)
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whiney bitch voice This one is hard!!!!
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Running for President of the United States more than five times (pointing his finger at Ralph Nader) as a big no-no.
Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize speaking in a whiney bitch voice as a big no-no.
it's not hard... anything trivial that gets on your nerves can be a sin.
oh this is going to be FUN! Let me think, i will be back to claim it this week.
Leighann, go sit in the corner with Jahooni!
Screw you both! *pout*
ROFLMAO @ DANA !!!!!
I AGREE 100% --- HAAAA!
(about Ralph Nader)
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Simon Cowell's skin tight black t-shirts as a big no-no.
Damn! And I thought you were agreeing to send Leighann and Jahooni to the corner together - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Doc and Dana ganging up on Leighann as a big no-no.
Wait....
Monsignor Gianfanco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize farting in the grocey store and dustcropping other shoppers as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfanco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Hillary Clinton's green pant suits as a big no-no.
HAAAAA! These are great.. Keep them coming folks.... I am dying laughing over here!
Dana - you were too fast for me before posting and I had to do a redo to clarify.....
Hey Doc! Women don't like to be told they are too fast!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that Jahooni ever winning a peach as a big no-no.
MUWAHAHAHA!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize those free credit report.com ads as a big no-no.
Monsignor Giafranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that driving while TALKING ON A CELL PHONE as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize erectile disfunction commercials as big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Gary Coleman as a big no-no.
One more and then I'll quit ...
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize being known as "Client 9" as big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girtti advised that the church is going to recognize the hideous music on the weather channel as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Gary Coleman as a LITTLE no-no.
Shame on you Doc!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize an Adam Carolla/Penn Jillett sandwhich as a big no-no.
One more....
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Celine Dion's attempt at beatboxing as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Roger Clemens' Hall of fame chances as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Crocs, Socks, and Berkenstocks a big non-no!
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Leighann's Size 58 Tripple DDD boobs as a big no-no.
;)~
I am going with Spitzer becuase it is just too easy...
Text messaging your favorite hooker is a big no-no. Of course telephoning is still acceptable.
Go Christine! Way to pull in last week's discussion.
I'm still thinking.
I think Christine rhymed and Jahooni is playing with fire...
Karen - I wonder what the text short had for that would be... BTW - I sent my very first text message this past weekend!
Continued use of the term "fierce" or "ferosh" is a big no-no. (Any Project Runway fans out there with me???)
Doc - that text wasn't to your hooker was it??
Ooh Jahooni gets sassy! She's FIERCE! hehe
Karen, the winner of Project Runway should have been a big no no!
I send my husband "sext" messages everyday *giggle*
Doc - that text wasn't to your hooker was it??
uhhhhhhh no. LOL!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Racheal Ray speak as a big no-no.
I am a Fierce Project Runway Fan!
"Make it happen" Doc, and get me a Peach!
being away from your computer all day due to jury duty is a big no-no.
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that parent attendance during Boy Choir Practice is a Big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Paula Abdul making a video comeback as...God no!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize drivers under 20 and over 80 as a big no-no
Monsignor Giafranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize showing AI and DWTS at the same time as a big no-no.
Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize blogging with it's frivilous inexplicable commenting on other peoples lives, as a big no no!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize free speech as a big no-no.
or
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize dressing up your pets as a big no-no.
or
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize making love not war as a big no-no.
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize spelunking in the love cave as a big no-no.
"In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize failing to tip your stripper after a lap dance as a big no-no."
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Richard Simmons as the Overweight Spokesperson for America as a Big no-no.
Jay, you always tip your stripper after a lap dance, don't you??
yes he does!!! oops. did i just say that?! ;)~
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize banning of alcohol at sporting events as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize daylight savings time as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize having more than 2 tatoos or 5 piercings as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize waiting until you're 38 to have your first text as a big no-no.
I'm only freakin' 36....
In the spirit of this coming weekend, I'm going to say that keg-tossing is a big no-no.
In the Vatican's latest update on how God's law is being violated in today's world, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize Britney Spears having more children as a Big no-no!
Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize that mind altering drugs, injested by this generation has lead these sorry souls to the generic experiments which polluted the social justice of all the rich who keep getting richer and, all the poor who keep getting screwed as a big no no!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize driving with your blinker on as a big no-no.
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti advised that the church is going to recognize sex before marriage as a big yes-yes. (NOW I am going straight to hell).
Now? Vin we've known you're going straight to hell for a long time!
how can they expect those boys to be virgins? ;)~
Thanks again everyone... these get better and better each week!
I wish I'd seen this earlier!
Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti and Barack Obama advised that the church is going to recognize being ridiculous and wrongheaded as a big no-no.
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