Thursday, March 6, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard in Major League Baseball That Sound Sexual But Really Aren't

10. 'Dude let me rub some of your tar on my stick.'
9. 'He straddled it to avoid being touched.'
8. 'I'll throw him my backdoor slider and he will reach around with his bat.'

7. 'He's got soft hands when he grabs it in the dirt'.
6. 'That's two balls near his chin in this at bat.'
5. 'Bonds is up, sitting on number 69.'
4. 'He looked limp after he came into the bag.'
3. 'Oh my God. Almost there...Just one more pitch for a perfect game.'
2. 'Mariano Rivera will relieve Andy Pettitte after this inning.'
1. 'Oh you will inject it in my ass??? We'll if we don't get caught, ok.'


Happy Friday!

- The Mountain Cat

43 comments:

Jahooni said...

it isn't Friday! Oh Wait, you people live on the east coast... nevermind.

what ever happened to Hayyyyy Batter Batter Hayyyyy Batter Batter... dunno, but that is all here on Saturday mornings, Oh and that PINK RULES! ;)~

Doc said...

Today Manny will be guarding the hot corner.

Lu' said...

How about spit it out before you swallow. Of course refering to the sunflower seed hull.

Lu' said...

He's wet his fingers, he's got a hold of the ball, yep, it's gonna be a fast one.

Lu' said...

Oh that's gotta hurt, he's caught his cleat on the bag!

Doc said...

If he gets caught cheating he will never make it to second base

Doc said...

-Uh oh... thats gonna be a problem because he came off the rubber.

-Wow he really spanked that one out in right

-He came out of the box in 2 seconds flat!

-He choked up to catch up with the curve

Lu' said...

He smacked it so hard he's cracked the wood.

Lu' said...

put some mustard on that weiner and toss me the nuts.

Micky-T said...

He really stuffed that one into the box!

With that pitch, he keeps it deep in the box!

Lu' said...

he oiled the palm, slipped in his hand and it fit like, well like a glove.

Doc said...

-He is still hurting from his run in with the Green Monster.

-Ok well John is now on deck and swinging his fungo

-He really hit that one in sweet spot.

-Ooooh that was a muff

Leighann said...

**giggle**

Matt-Man said...

He slid head first into the bag.

Lee Mazzone is now coming onto the Pitcher's mound.

Cheers!!

The Mountain Cat said...

'The pitcher comes to a stop. Sets. Shakes off his catcher. And the pitch....Oohh and he drills the batter in his lower back.'

The Mountain Cat said...

'Hi baseball fans I am Joe Buck and the guy attached to my hip is Tim McCaver.'

Leighann said...

Everything I come up with today sounds lame, so I'm sitting out!

The Mountain Cat said...

'Up your butt, Jobu.'

Single In The City said...

I like number 3&4!

Lu' said...

He swings the wood well, you'd think he's nail it.

Lu' said...

its a line drive. short stop. its going deep. its outta there; home run!

Christine said...

"Look Dad, Woody's up!"

The Mountain Cat said...

"Look Dad, Woody's up!"

Sis, I REALLY hope you never said that phrase before today? ROTFL!

Lu' said...

good one christine.

Christine said...

TGIF!

The Mountain Cat said...

BTW, Look closely at my new photo of my neice and I from her First Communion 10 years ago. Tell what you see wrong with the photo?? It is one of my favorite photos of myself :-)

Anonymous said...

They're all great...you guys are on a roll!

LeapOFaith

Lu' said...

I don't mean to get too personal but where are your arms?

The Mountain Cat said...

Lu', no you are not getting personal. I have one arm behind her back and one arm behind my back. I didn't mean to do it. It just worked out that way. I love that photo!

Lu' said...

he approaches the mound, plants his feet firmly and throws the heat.

Doc said...

Leo went back one too many times to the rosin bag

Bina said...

You guys are too funny! And since I know nothing about baseball, (but I can hit, catch and throw!) I just can't compete. I guess I'll just go stuff my balls in my glove.

Doc said...

BWAHAHAAAAAAAA @ Bina !!!

That was classic....

Becky said...

Bwahahaha!

The Mountain Cat said...

'Piazza crouches into position ready to receive it from the pitcher.'

Jahooni said...

"It's Up Up Up... going going... HE SCORED!!!"

Lu' said...

IRS widens probe into Roger Clemens.

Lu' said...

A-Rod

Doc said...

Hideo Nomo is an A-Hole



(Inside Joke)

The Mountain Cat said...

Hideo today, gone to Nomo.

Lu' said...

do you have a mouth full of mashed potatoes?

Hammer said...

or...hold on I got a wad in my mouth and have to spit.

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