Friday, February 29, 2008

Friday's Top Ten List: The Best or Worst Bumper Stickers

You decide:

10. I’D CHEAT ON HILLARY TOO!

9. WHILE JESUS SAVES...MOSES INVESTS.

8. DON’T LAUGH, YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE.

7. VISUALIZE WHIRLD PEAS.

6. IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY DRIVING, PLEASE DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

5. PROUD PARENT OF A STEROID USER.

4. FRODO FAILED. BUSH HAS THE RING.

3. I BREAK FOR TAILGATERS.

2. YOUR HONOR STUDENT FILLED UP MY GAS TANK.

And Doc’s favorite bumper sticker of all time:

1. I’LL BE GRATEFUL WHEN THEY’RE DEAD.

(Disclaimer: The Mountain Cat likes the Grateful Dead. This list was intended for satirical use only).

OK, I want to hear your bumper sticker ideas. I think I finally thought of my own cool award to complement Doc’s Peach for most creative one.

- The Mountain Cat

57 comments:

Lulita said...

I know we're always saying that would make a good bumper sticker. Of course since I, you know suffer from crs they escape me for the moment. So put on the spot I'd have to say I'd like a big bold bumper sticker in bright red ink that reads:

GET OFF MY ASS!

Gotta get ready for work. Read ya later.

Doc said...

In the interest of full disclosure I actually saw that Greatful Dead bumper sticker years ago...and found it hilarious!!! It was even done in that paisley typeface and was green and purple... hilarious!

Doc said...

Oh my new favorite that I saw last year (and called Vin to tell him about)

John Rocker for President

I was in Georgia at the time. Go figure right?

Micky-T said...

I always liked the one that says...

Paybacks a bitch..
Live long enough to be a pain in the ass to your kids.

Micky-T said...

I brake for tailgaters!

I'd prefer a little catapult on my bumber, with a stash of small pebbles that I could launch in their face!

Doc said...

Your Honor Student has pics of himself doing a keg stand on Myspace

Doc said...

KNOCK KNOCK...Um Harry Potter ain't real. So there Dumbledoofus !

Lefties just ain't Right

APPLE PIE ACTUALLY CAME FROM GERMANY

My other car is a Lear jet

Lulita said...

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST AND I JUST SOARED EVER HIGHER

Lulita said...

Bats in the bellfry and voices in my head. All's right with the WoRlD.

Micky-T said...

LITTER BUGS BITE

This Bumber Sticker..Sucks!

Doc said...

Bats in the bellfry and voices in my head. All's right with the WoRlD.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!

Leighann said...

If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!

Leighann said...

If you can read this you must be a hemorrhoid. GET OFF MY ASS!

Doc said...

Baby On Board

Oops I guess that one was already taken.

As American as Apple Pie said...

WHAT?!!! Apple Pie in Germany? What are you talking about? Are you trying to start a riot?

I love the Honor student one, both versions. Give me some time, I'll think of some.

Leighann--love the hair pulling one. I, however, am probably one of those assriders as I do not follow the 3 car lengths rule. However, I don't follow so close as to be able to see what color underwear you have on today.

Leighann said...

I like it up the ass, but not from you!

(okay this one is raunchy, hehe)

Leighann said...

Apple Pie, I try not to ride ass because I hate it when people do it to me. Of course if you're going UNDER the speed limit you better get outta my way! LOL

Leighann said...

Hey Doc, how about....

Baby On Board, Maury thinks you might be the daddy!

*gigglesnort*

Franklin Q. Baughndeaux said...

I saw two bumper stickers in a small store in Port Townsend, Wa...shoulda got 'em:

"My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma"

and my fave:

"I wish I Was Half The Man My Dog Thinks I Am"

Doc said...

Baby On Board, Maury thinks you might be the daddy!


ok this one is my favorite so far.... LOL!

Doc said...

Your Honor Student is a Poster Child..... For Birth Control


:p

Leighann said...

:Jerry Springer Show Reject:

Pat said...

MtCat
How can you forget the bumper sticker your Xcousin has on his truck "I still miss my Ex but my aim is improving" its a classic in our family wouldnt you say

The Mountain Cat said...

I RAISED MY SON TO WATCH NASCAR BUT HE PREFERS ICE HOCKEY.

The Mountain Cat said...

Pat,
OMG! Yes that is a riot. At least his sense of humor improved after the divorce! LOL

Lulita said...

Honk if you're horney. HONK HONK HONK honkhonkhonk, not that way mister.

Lulita said...

Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. Daddy's hunting Momma with a big harpoon.

The Mountain Cat said...

These are all funny!
I saw the 'I'd Cheat on Hillary Too' sticker back in 1993 in Hickory, North Carolina. It was on a pickup truck that I was behind at a stop light near the drive through Krispy Kreme. Remember that place Doc?

Doc said...

That KK was the hot spot in Hickory at the time... I do remember it... I say the Greatful Dead one at the stoplight at Harris and Plaza Rd Extension right next to that Hardees....Remember that?

Doc said...

Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. Daddy's hunting Momma with a big harpoon.

HEEEE HEEEEEEE !!

Matt-Man said...

Baby On Board...And It Only Took One Nail

Cheers!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Matt-Man,
Ahhhhhh, I don't want to promote infantacide. Don't expect this one to win.

Lulita said...

THE ANTS GO MARCHING ONE BY ONE. DETOX IS A BITCH.

Lulita said...

A DILLER A DOLLAR A 10 O'CLOCK SCHOLAR. SOUNDS MORE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. OH THAT WOULD BE DIDDLE A DOLLAR.

Lulita said...

DICKERY DICKERY DARE. THE PIG FLEW UP IN THE AIR AND BUSH BELONGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Matt-Man said...

Harp Seals...It's What's For Dinner

Dylsexci Adn Pruod Fo It

The Mountain Cat said...

From George Carlin:

'I found him! I have Jesus in the truck.'

'Save the tumors.'

'I break for advanced melanoma.'

'I'd rather be driving.'

Christine said...

Lewinsky for President. Eat Fresh!

The Mountain Cat said...

LETS BRING BILL BACK TO THE ORAL OFFICE. HILLARY IN '08.

The Mountain Cat said...

Help me. I have a bumper stick idea that I can't quite gel together. Something about 'Mailing a letter in the Post Orifice; incoming male'.

The Mama Bear said...

Our Fav actual says:

"Support Search and Rescue: Get Lost!"

Stop Reading This and Drive You Fool

Cell Phones and Cars = CRASH TEST DUMBIES

Lulita said...

hope it doesn't end up in the dead letter orifice, are you married.

The Mountain Cat said...

Lulita, No I am not married. Isn't it obvious? Who would love me? *sniff* (:...(

Lulita said...

Actually I was making a joke. Old married folk should get it. If you were being sarcastic back at me oops I didn't get it. Better spank me harder and call me honey.

The Mountain Cat said...

Lulita, I mean it is obvious with the amount of flirty jokes I make on this site. But if I am allowed to spank you, does that mean you want my blog award?? It may be a good exchange for 'favors'. Just call me a blogstitute.

Doc said...

Mt. Cat = Blog Ho

Lulita said...

What pray tell is your blog award? Favors? You're not talking hats and noise maker are you?

Lulita said...

doc is that anything like land ho? can we stick a flag in him?

Doc said...

You an try if you want to....but I ain't helping. That would be too much like a harpoon!

Lulita said...

What are you trying to say Doc, is mt cat a whale of a man? just kidding.

The Mountain Cat said...

Lulita, No I use an egg beater like Tom Hanks did in Bachelor Party with Tawny Kitaen. 'Le rowow rowow'

Doc said...

That egg beater was what got Chuck Finley into trouble...

The Mountain Cat said...

Chuck Finley was great when he sung for Whitesnake. Oh wait, that was Tawny's other ex-husband David Cloverfield.

Doc said...

No, no , no, you are thinking of the magician dude who took his stage name after a Charles Dickens book... David Copperfield was the one.

The Mountain Cat said...

Oh yeah that's right! I just love him on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Single In The City said...

I liked Leighann's plus she would hate me I am azz rider! and have road rage out of this world!

Sorry slow drivers!

Single

ZenDenizen said...

No one died when Bill lied.