Thursday, February 21, 2008

Friday's Top Ten Movie Quote Spoofs

10. “Frankly my dear I don’t give a rat’s ass.” (Gone With the Wind)

9. “Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Bagwine, Ohio anymore.” (Wizard of Oz)

8. “E.T. text home.” (E.T.)

7. “If you build it, he will come and tax the hell out your land value.” (Field of Dreams)

6. “I love the smell of bear spray in the morning.” (Apocalypse Now)

5. “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful MySpace friendship.” (Casablanca)

4. “Show me the Stimulus Package refund money!!!” (Jerry McGuire)

3. “iPhones? We ain't got no iPhones! We don't need no iPhones! I don't have to show you any stinking iPhones!
(Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

2. “Mama always said life was like a box of HGH. You never know when you're gonna get caught.” (Forrest Gump)

1. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Arby's Horsey Sauce and a nice Grande Soy Chai Latte...Fwwfwwfwwfwwfww.” (Silence of the Lambs)

- The Mountain Cat

38 comments:

Karen said...

Awesome! I was laughing over Bagwine, Ohio so hard that my eyes are tearing now.

Single In The City said...

I loved E.T. text home.. everyone texts now, why not E.T.?

That was great

The Mountain Cat said...

Karen, Actually I think Bagwine, Ohio IS Oz!

SitC, How about 'E.T. I.M. home'

Doc said...

BWWWWAAHHAHAHAHAAA !!

Those are great. The Bagwine Ohio is close but I think the Arby's horsey sauce one is the best!

Micky-T said...

How About.....

Lions and tigers and bears, ohhh Shit! [Wizard of Oz]

I ain't dead yet! I want to go for a jog in the park. [Monty Python]

I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father was a wussy wanker. [Monty Python]

Doc said...

"I know it was you Mt. Cat. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! " - The Godfather Part II

Doc said...

Good ones Micky.. Here is my take on the Python quote:

"I wave my private parts at you you silly English pig doggie. I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Green Bay Packer fans." [Monty Python]

The Mountain Cat said...

How about 'Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a Filet O' Fish!'

Doc said...

"Bring out the Jahooni" - Pulp Fiction


"Which wallet is yours?"
"The one with Cynical Bastard on it" - Pulp Fiction

The Mountain Cat said...

"Say hello to my little iPod shuffle! *BOOM*" - Scarface

The Mountain Cat said...

"The one with Cynical Bastard on it" - Pulp Fiction

OMG Doc that is hilarious!!!!!

Micky-T said...

You two have the stage......GO

Doc said...

Doc trying to explain to Mt. Cat why he didn't post a poll this week:
"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD." - The Blues Brothers

Doc said...

"This blog needs an enema" - Batman

Doc said...

"It's 106 miles to Bagwine Ohio, we've got a full bottle of Wild Irish Rose, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it!" - The Blues Brothers

The Mama Bear said...

We need a diaper warning for posts like this.....you could pee your pants laughing so hard....love the Bagwine one, but numero uno, I love a good parody of Hannibal.

Matt-Man said...

The drunken denizens of Bagwine, Ohio thank you. Cheers Cat!!

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks y'all. For those of you commuting in the snow be careful! I just back flipped on some ice. Not fun. My pride is hurt more than my ass... UGH!

Leighann said...

OMG now that I'm done cracking up laughing....

The Hannibal one is BY FAR the best, followed very closely by "the one with Cynical Bastard on it"

You guys are a HOOT!

The Mountain Cat said...

"Luke, May the spork be with you." - Star Wars

Doc said...

"We are no longer the knights who say Ni....We are now the knights who say... Oh you just better go ahead and keep on believing that one dude!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Doc said...

Crispy wheats and Razor Blades!!


(whoops wrong list) :~



BTW - Vin, I think that you should start giving away an award for the best contribution to the Friday Top 10 list... I think you should give away a "Bronze Kitty Litter Scoop" Award

The Mountain Cat said...

"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF@#%ING MOUNTAIN CATS ON THIS MOTHERF@#%ING PLANE!" - Snakes on a Plane

The Mountain Cat said...

Doc, Yeah I know I have to work on an award too. Stay tuned folks...

The Mountain Cat said...

"My name is Kobayashi. I eat hot dogs for Keyser Soze." - The Usual Suspects

Leighann said...

Luke, I am your mother, thanks to gender reassignment surgery. -Star Wars

The Mountain Cat said...

Good one Leighann! Does that mean Annikan is now Annika??? ROTFL!

Leighann said...

Annika!! That's great!

Doc said...

HHAHAHAHAAAAAA @ Annika and Gender re-assignment surgery!

Bina said...

I really love #10, and # 9, and # 7, and .... well, I love them all! Great job.

Jahooni said...

Why did I over sleep this morning and miss all of this?! crap.

these are great TMC. you have out done yourself! ;)~

The Mountain Cat said...

Thanks Jahooooooooni! And I apologize that Doc called you the Gimp earlier.

Jahooni said...

HE DID WHAT????????? where, when, what did I miss. what?

Jahooni said...
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Jahooni said...

ooohhhhhhh nevermind. i read it. flattery perhaps? it better be.

Doc said...

It's a joke based on the funniness of the name Jahooni

Jahooni said...

i like my nickname. who else do you know that has this nickname? Exactly. you'll remember me for a very long time ;)~

Bahndeaux Productions said...

hahahahahaahah! Arby's Horsey Sauce!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaah! yer killin' me over here!