10. “Frankly my dear I don’t give a rat’s ass.” (Gone With the Wind)9. “Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Bagwine, Ohio anymore.” (Wizard of Oz)
8. “E.T. text home.” (E.T.)
7. “If you build it, he will come and tax the hell out your land value.” (Field of Dreams)
6. “I love the smell of bear spray in the morning.” (Apocalypse Now)
5. “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful MySpace friendship.” (Casablanca)
4. “Show me the Stimulus Package refund money!!!” (Jerry McGuire)
3. “iPhones? We ain't got no iPhones! We don't need no iPhones! I don't have to show you any stinking iPhones!” (Treasure of the Sierra Madre)
2. “Mama always said life was like a box of HGH. You never know when you're gonna get caught.” (Forrest Gump)
1. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Arby's Horsey Sauce and a nice Grande Soy Chai Latte...Fwwfwwfwwfwwfww.” (Silence of the Lambs)
- The Mountain Cat
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38 comments:
Awesome! I was laughing over Bagwine, Ohio so hard that my eyes are tearing now.
I loved E.T. text home.. everyone texts now, why not E.T.?
That was great
Karen, Actually I think Bagwine, Ohio IS Oz!
SitC, How about 'E.T. I.M. home'
BWWWWAAHHAHAHAHAAA !!
Those are great. The Bagwine Ohio is close but I think the Arby's horsey sauce one is the best!
How About.....
Lions and tigers and bears, ohhh Shit! [Wizard of Oz]
I ain't dead yet! I want to go for a jog in the park. [Monty Python]
I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father was a wussy wanker. [Monty Python]
"I know it was you Mt. Cat. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! " - The Godfather Part II
Good ones Micky.. Here is my take on the Python quote:
"I wave my private parts at you you silly English pig doggie. I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Green Bay Packer fans." [Monty Python]
How about 'Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a Filet O' Fish!'
"Bring out the Jahooni" - Pulp Fiction
"Which wallet is yours?"
"The one with Cynical Bastard on it" - Pulp Fiction
"Say hello to my little iPod shuffle! *BOOM*" - Scarface
"The one with Cynical Bastard on it" - Pulp Fiction
OMG Doc that is hilarious!!!!!
You two have the stage......GO
Doc trying to explain to Mt. Cat why he didn't post a poll this week:
"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD." - The Blues Brothers
"This blog needs an enema" - Batman
"It's 106 miles to Bagwine Ohio, we've got a full bottle of Wild Irish Rose, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it!" - The Blues Brothers
We need a diaper warning for posts like this.....you could pee your pants laughing so hard....love the Bagwine one, but numero uno, I love a good parody of Hannibal.
The drunken denizens of Bagwine, Ohio thank you. Cheers Cat!!
Thanks y'all. For those of you commuting in the snow be careful! I just back flipped on some ice. Not fun. My pride is hurt more than my ass... UGH!
OMG now that I'm done cracking up laughing....
The Hannibal one is BY FAR the best, followed very closely by "the one with Cynical Bastard on it"
You guys are a HOOT!
"Luke, May the spork be with you." - Star Wars
"We are no longer the knights who say Ni....We are now the knights who say... Oh you just better go ahead and keep on believing that one dude!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Crispy wheats and Razor Blades!!
(whoops wrong list) :~
BTW - Vin, I think that you should start giving away an award for the best contribution to the Friday Top 10 list... I think you should give away a "Bronze Kitty Litter Scoop" Award
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF@#%ING MOUNTAIN CATS ON THIS MOTHERF@#%ING PLANE!" - Snakes on a Plane
Doc, Yeah I know I have to work on an award too. Stay tuned folks...
"My name is Kobayashi. I eat hot dogs for Keyser Soze." - The Usual Suspects
Luke, I am your mother, thanks to gender reassignment surgery. -Star Wars
Good one Leighann! Does that mean Annikan is now Annika??? ROTFL!
Annika!! That's great!
HHAHAHAHAAAAAA @ Annika and Gender re-assignment surgery!
I really love #10, and # 9, and # 7, and .... well, I love them all! Great job.
Why did I over sleep this morning and miss all of this?! crap.
these are great TMC. you have out done yourself! ;)~
Thanks Jahooooooooni! And I apologize that Doc called you the Gimp earlier.
HE DID WHAT????????? where, when, what did I miss. what?
ooohhhhhhh nevermind. i read it. flattery perhaps? it better be.
It's a joke based on the funniness of the name Jahooni
i like my nickname. who else do you know that has this nickname? Exactly. you'll remember me for a very long time ;)~
hahahahahaahah! Arby's Horsey Sauce!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaah! yer killin' me over here!
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