Monday, October 27, 2008

Coffee is not helping me today....

I'm going to sleep early tonight...zzzzzz................. - The Mountain Cat

Martinsville NASCAR race pictures

Here are those promised pictures I took during last weekend's trip to the race in Martinsville Va:

Here is me with Clint Boyer answering questions in the background

Martin Truex answering questions in the hospitality tent

Jeff Gordon on the mic telling everyone he is going to win
Jeff Gordon up close escaping the tent



Sam Hornish Jr. on the mic

Dale Earnhardt Jr. escaping in the Tahoe. yep that's him in the window

Matt Kenseth signing autographs


Jeff Gordon passing Tony stewart on the track
Hope you enjoy!
-Doc

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Hapy Birthday Doc!

Please send out a holler to my blog partner on his special day!

- The Mountain Cat

Friday, October 24, 2008

My B.S. Detector is going off Again

When my B.S. detector goes off it's rarely wrong. Previous examples include Susan Smith, Jennifer Wilbanks, The Duke Lacrosse rape case, and recently Casey Anthony. Well this time it's going off again and ringing loudly. I am thinking that Ashley Todd (pictured below) isn't being entirely truthful when she says that she was attacked at an ATM in Pittsburgh because she was a John McCain campaign volunteer. She claims that the attacker carved the Letter B (seemingly for Barack) on her face after she was robbed. While I think that if true this is terrible there are questions being raised about this woman's story. Starting with the fact it looks as if the letter was carved in mirror image on her face. Give this blog a read and see that there is more to be known about this story. I would love to hear what you guys think about this story:


-Doc

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin Has a Fluffy Tail

I had this funny conversation with my dad recently:

Me: 'Look at that cute squirrel.'

Dad: 'Yeah.'

Me: 'But squirrels are rabid. Really now, what's the difference between squirrels and rats?'

Dad: 'Lipstick.'

Thanks for the political jest dad!

- The Mountain Cat.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Top Ten Discontinued Consumer Products Due to this Recession

(Besides Zima):

10. Tabasco Pepper Spray

9. Lamborghini's Mini-Van

8. Fredrick's of Hollywood's 'Lady's Best Friend'

7. Flintstone Viagra-mins

6. Obamargaritas

5. Stolichnaya Oat Bran

4. The Mountain Cat Ode de Toilette

3. Signing Christmas Dolls (Thank God!!!)

2. Mortgages (Yikes!)

1. Cubs Hats


- The Mountain Cat

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Finally something positive about this recession

I know that the economy really stinks these days. Prices for everything except homes are up. The stock market has motion sickness and could implode any minute. Mortgage lenders and banks are in trouble and most 401(k)'s have turned into 201(k)'s. The government is intervening where they never should and there seems to be no end in sight however I have managed to find a silver lining in this whole recession thing. The makers of the worst product of all time ZIMA have finally decided to stop making it. Hopefully this will give you some reason to smile and see that at least something positive has come out of this troubled economy. God bless this recession, now if we could only get them to stop making peeps the second worst product of all time we would really be heading in the right direction.

-Doc