Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Like a Rolling Clone

Last night I saw Bob Dylan at the Prospect Park Band Shell in Brooklyn. As he warbled through his lyrics, I got an epiphany for today's "Weird Al" Wednesday parody when he opened the show with Rainy Day Woman #12 & #35.

Also, inspiring me is that news story last week about the puppies that were the first commercial cloning.
(Plus, I recently saw Kate Blachett's 'cloning' performace of Bob Dylan is the film 'I'm Not There'.)

Enjoy:

Well, they'll clone ya when your doggie's down six feet.
They'll clone ya when you're feelin' the defeat.
They'll clone ya when you're drunk and hit the floor.
They'll clone ya when your girl does ignore.
But instead of buying that iPhone,
Everybody must get cloned!

Well, they'll clone ya when your friends are acting cold.
They'll clone ya just a-like so you double will act bold.
They'll clone ya when your husband doesn’t come home.
Then they'll clone ya when your talking sex on the phone.
But instead of buying that iPhone,
Everybody must get cloned!

Wow that can be a radio advertisement!
Any other songs about cloning folks?

Happy Wednesday.

- The Mountain Cat

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

ha!

I don't know why I find this photo hilarious!



Happy Tuesday.

- TMC

Friday, August 8, 2008

Top Ten Numbers

10. 227 (Marla Gibbs rocks)

9. 48 (Doc's favorite number)

8. 47 (The Mountain Cat's favorite number)

7. Bleen (click here for George Carlin's explanation)

6. 99.9% (Like Ivory soap).

5. Charlize Theron (Well isn't she a hot little number?)

4. Fiddy

3. 1/1000th

2. Se7en

1. That Pi symbol you can't find on your keyboard.

Ok, I know this list is lame but I had no better ideas this week. Plus I am on vacation, so sue me!
Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Wow an award!

WNG wins a Lion Kiss Award for yesterday's '"Weird Al" Wednesday with this Creedence Clearwater Revival parody:

Long as I remember McCain been comin down.Clouds of mystry pourin confusion on the ground.Good men through the ages, tryin to find the sun;And I wonder, still I wonder, can Barack stop McCain?

Enjoy your award!:



Please visit WNG's blog: A Whole New G.

Also, Doc and I will be hanging at Shea Stadium today! Go Padres!

Happy Thursday.

- The Mountain Cat

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

"Weird Al" Wednesday - August 6, 2008

Today's song parody is for our Presidential candidate Barack Obama. So lets all dance like it's the Macarena:

When I talk they call me Barack Obama,
And the press boys say I'm an Islama.
They all want to be me, can't be me,
So they all lobby and decide to side with me.

Vote with me, change with me,
And if I'm good you can come to the White House with me.

*CHORUS*
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
He is more than just a Democratic complaina.
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
HEY BARCK OBAMA! Ahai!

Now don't you worry about my Vice Pres,
The man who may be Johnny Edwards.
You can't stand him, your not impressed with him.
He's still good so I - ha ha ha!
Now, come on, what was I supposed to do?
John Kerry is out of the race, and his polices are sooo fine!

*CHORUS*
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
He is more than just a Democratic complaina.
This man from Illinois is called Barack Obama,
HEY BARCK OBAMA! Ahai!


Anyone have any other Barack Obama songs for me? Happy Wednesday.

- The Mountain Cat

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Would You Rather?

As inspired by my fellow blogger As American As Apple Pie, please read the following article and decide the following:

Actress URSULA ANDRESS' iconic beach scene in 007 movie DR. NO has been voted the most inspirational bikini moment in a new poll.The 1962 movie, which starred Sir Sean Connery as the English spy, features the famous scene when Bond girl Andress emerges from the sea in her white two-piece swimsuit.That moment topped Carrie Fisher's metal bikini look in Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi, which came in second place, while another Bond girl, Halle Berry , was third with her take on Andress' scene for 2002's Die Another Day.Pamela Anderson is at four for her performance in Baywatch, and Raquel Welch is in fifth place on the British survey for her role in 1966's One Million Years B.C. (link 1)

And the survey of more than 4,000 British adults found comedian SACHA BARON COHEN as BORAT in his "mankini" to be the least inspirational. (link 2)

So would you rather?

























or




- The Mountain Cat