Friday, July 25, 2008

Blogs on Bikes


Doc inspired me yesterday when he mentioned how no one is paying attention to the Tour de France this year. But have no fear my fair-weather bicycle-ites. There are a few other bicycle tours coming your way this summer that may entertain you.....

The Top Ten Upcoming Bicycle Races:

10. The Dick Van Dyke Look-a-like Bike Hike.
9. The Microsoft Skype & Bike.
8. Tour de Venice
7. Bike, Binge & Purge '08.
6. The Tila Tequila Mount & Bike Invitational.
5. The Freddie Mercury Memorial: (Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today)

4. Gilligan's 3 Hour Tour. ( ♪ A 3 Hour Tour. A 3 Hour Tour. ♪ )
3. The Skoal/USA-1 Bigfoot Monster 4 x 4 Dirt Bike Fest & Tractor Pull Challenge of Topeka.
2. Bike This & Bike Me Brooklyn!
1. The Tricycle-athlon


Any other biking events?
Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Where I live in the news....

I know the Top 10 list is going up in a few minutes but this doesn't happen often. Kannapolis, NC is in the news today!

http://www.thatsracin.com/topstories/story/16769.html

KANNAPOLIS, N.C. - The hometown of the late Dale Earnhardt is taking down banners honoring the NASCAR superstar driver on the request of a billionaire developer who is bringing a mysterious visitor to Kannapolis.
The Salisbury Post reported Friday that California developer David Murdock's real estate company and the local visitors bureau requested the removal, partly because some flags were dirty and torn.
The visitor, whose identity hasn't been disclosed, will arrive Saturday. Murdock's company manages the North Carolina Research Center, a science research park in Kannapolis.
City Manager Mike Legg wrote in a July 18 memo to the city council that the "The Dale Trail" banners would be permanently removed.


I wonder who this mystery visitor is going to be??

The Tale of Lonesome George the Tortoise

Last week we learned about Lucky the koala so this week I wanted to bring you another animal story. Here we find lonesome George the Galapagos giant tortoise. Kind of like Lucky the news media is getting involved in his personal life because it seems that Ole George has finally started getting frisky now that he is over 60 years of age. Apparently he is the last of a whole species of tortoises but he has never wanted to breed with his two female companions during the last 36 years until now. He has finally done the deed and is going to have some kids. YAY for George. Here is the thing, once again the people are busy just putting George's business out there for the rest of the world to read. In this story they go so far as to say that they thought George was impotent (or gay) because they went so far as to include this line: "After trying almost everything from artificial insemination to having George watch younger males mate, his keepers had nearly lost hope." Come on now did ya'll really have to go there and try to shame ole George into mating by making him watch young tortoise porn?
This is the second week in a row that the news media is taking us too far into the sex lives of poor animals and I am calling out the hypocrisy. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS ! I am going to form a group to help out these poor animals who the media keeps exploiting because they cannot speak up for themselves and I suggest you all join. This new group will be called KABOOM! (Keep Animal's Business Out Of the Media!) This group will explode onto the scene and we will strive to point out animal business hypocrisy wherever we see it. Please join with me in the fight to help protect these animals who have no one else to stand up for them. If you see the media putting an animal's business out there then call them out on it! Together we can make a difference. Thank you.

-Doc (founder of KABOOM!)

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thursday Random Thoughts 7/24/2008

Stuff I have been thinking about:

-Am I the only one who isn't really all that excited about the Olympics?

-Speaking of China and the Olympics. I heard on the news this past weekend that China recently decided to tell drivers who could and who couldn't drive to control pollution during the games. Ummmm why don't y'all try that trick the rest of the year too. China your pollution sucks.

-Odd or interesting search note of the week. Someone from the Ukraine found out blog by searching the rock group Trixter... I bet they are glad they didn't go to Rocklahoma either!

-Madame Tussaud's of London unveiled the Amy Winehouse statue yesterday as seen here to the left. Anyone else not able to tell the difference between the real and the wax Winehouse?

-I heard on the radio the other day that there is actually a bank manager that as a part of the plan if the branch gets robbed keeps trash bags and playing cards in the bank vault at all times. If the employees are forced to strip and get in the vault during a robbery they have trash bags to dress with and they can play cards to pass the time until the police open the vault. Now talk about preparing ahead of time for the worst case scenario!

-If you have ever had a teenager come to your door and try and sell you a magazine subscription by saying they are trying to earn money for college or some similar story you have to read this article by Craig Malisow from the Houston Press. It is a terrible tale of how magazine clearing houses lure troubled teens into driving across country with the promise of money and travel only to teach them to lie for sales, treat them like slaves, give them very little money, and keep them in service by having independent managers give them drugs and alcohol. It's a really terrible situation that the publishers they sell for refuse to accept any responsibility for especially when these kids are killed or commit crimes against those they are trying to sell to. Please read the article when you get a chance and never NEVER buy magazines from a door to door person who you do not personally know. Here is another article from the NY Times about the same thing. It's just a terrible situation.

-According to this article on charlotte.com Rudy Giuliani's son Andrew is suing Duke University saying he was wrongfully kicked off the golf team. Apparently Duke is cutting the size if it's golf team in half and he was one of the ones cut. This is the best part: "The lawsuit claims the coach ruined Giuliani's dream of becoming a professional golfer." BWWAHAHAHAHAA! This is the same kid that was all over the press in 1994 for running around the stage and pumping his fist while Giuliani was trying to give a speech for his inauguration! Good Grief destroying his dream of being a professional golfer. He ought to just feel lucky he got into Duke. That was probably a favor to his dad though.

-This week's Tuesday word game made the Enduring Legacy website which is operated by the people who are behind the whole movement to name that sewage treatment center after W. It made it under the blogosphere links to site.

-Anyone notice that you haven't heard much about the Tour De France this year? Kind of funny that when an American isn't in contention that you don't hear that much about it. Can anyone name the leader without looking it up? I sure can't.

-It looks like the poll is pretty decisive that we need to take a new picture of Doc and the Mt. Cat for our blog. I wish we could go to Lincoln center as several have suggested but it's not in the cards for this trip. We are going to have to take it at Shea stadium. There is a little bonus. We may have a fellow US people blogger that meets us there... Plus I heard from another US people blogger yesterday who may be swinging through NC on a trip this summer and wants to hang out! I think getting to meet other bloggers will be so much fun!

-Sorry to have such a short list of random thoughts this week but I have a lot going on in my little world right now and my head is kind of cluttered. I really need that vacation coming up next week.

-Doc

25 Years Ago Today...

George Brett went berserk when his home run was erased by the umpire because his bat had too much pine tar on it.

For those of you who are not familiar with the great Pine Tar Game, click here.

Also, happy 44th birthday to Barry Lamar Bonds. You are a fink but I still want the Yankees to sign you. We need a left fielder.


- The Mountain Cat

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Things bouncing around this head of mine - Wednesday, July 23, 2008

- I am currently reading Lord of the Flies.

- One Sunday I am getting acupuncture for my stiff neck.

- I just ate an apple.

- A grapefruit is next.

- The Yankee game is on at One O'clock. I will listen to the game while I work.

- I have left over broccoli in my office refrigerator.

- I wish I had a window by my desk.

- It is suppose to rain again today.

- I have to finish my bottle of Mountain Dew.

- Oatmeal is boring.

- Which of the two Coreys do like best? License to Drive should have won an Oscar...not.

- I just cleaned out my paper hole puncher.

- I haven't exercised for a few days.

- I need a new bathing suit.

- Should I drink tonight?

- I haven't had a cookie in a while.

- I wish the sun would come out.

- I recently watched A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila. She is appealing to the eye.

- Is there a woman in the world named Claire Voiant?

- Ever have one of those days where you have nothing to say?

- Ever have one of those days where you are trying to hard too find something to say?

- I think today is one of them.

- Oh well,

- Whatever,

- Never mind.

- *sigh*

- The Mountain Cat

Word Game Winner 7/23/2008

Thank you to everyone who participated in Tuesday word game yesterday. Great answers as always. This weeks winner is the Sassy Mama Bear who writes several great blogs including Cafe at the End of the Universe. Please stop by the Cafe when you get a chance. Mama Bear wins the peach this week for the following musical entry:

Other planned projects include A Music School for the Tone Deaf named after Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson & Paula Abdul, Simandy's School Abdully Bad Musicality.

Anyone who makes fun of Randy, Paula, and Simon is good in my book. Here is your peach Mama Bear:
Thank you again for playing everyone. Due to some scheduling and vacation time Tuesday word game will be taking a two week hiatus. Please look for it to return full force on August 12.

-Doc

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tuesday Word Game 7/22/2008

It's Tuesday and time for word game again. This week I was drawn to an article about voters in San Fransisco who have a initiative on the ballot to name a sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush. Now regardless of the politics I think this is great satire and commentary on our society. I think the readers of YJKOBT can do better though and come up with even more creative things to name after people. Complete the following news article with some other funny thing to be named after someone else:

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - San Francisco voters, never thrilled with George W. Bush, may give the U.S. president a parting shot in November by naming a sewage plant after him.
A ballot measure aimed at deriding the Republican president by renaming the city's newest sewage plant qualified on Thursday after organizers submitted 7,168 signatures to the local Department of Elections, officials said.
"What we are doing is satire, part of the proud tradition of skewering political figures that dates back to the Revolution," organizers said
on their Web site.

Other planned projects include _____________ named after ________________ .

Answer as often as you like in the form of a comment and of course the best answer wins a Peach award tomorrow morning.

-Doc