Tuesday Word Game Winner !!

Thank you to everyone who participated in Tuesday Word Game. This weeks "thong" edition sure did produce some good replies but of course I had to pick just one. I read back through them and decided this weeks winner should be our friend Robin who writes AbFab Geek for this funny quip:

Police say they have also seen criminals wear over their face ...Red Long Johns while peeking through the trap door.The policeman commented, "Well it was cold outside."

Congrats Robin... Come and get your peach !

-Doc

Tuesday Word Game 6/3/2008

Hello everybody! Today is Tuesday and it's word game day here at YJKOBT. Hopefully I will be able to play along but in case I can't I went ahead and posted today's word game. It seems that we are never at a loss for dumb criminals in this word and today is no exception. It seems that there are a couple of master criminals in Colorado who decided to disguise themselves by using women's thongs instead of masks. (Pictured to the Right)
Well I am sure that there have been criminals who tried to disguise themselves in other interesting ways too... Let's explore that.
Complete the following news article with a creative disguise that some dumb criminal might wear:

ARVADA, Colo. - Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.
A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.

Police say they have also seen criminals wear _________________ .

Answer as often as you like in a comment and the best answer wins a peach tomorrow morning. Have a Happy Tuesday.

-Doc

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

OMG!!!!

Please click & watch this clip:

Feed Bags.

Hilarious!!!

Thank you Onion.com

- The Mountain Cat

PS: Doesn't it look like our fellow blogger Cynical Bastard underneath that Taco Bell Bag?

Weekly Poll 6/2/2008

Now that it's June and we are moving into a summer mode I was wondering what everyone was doing for vacation. What are you doing this summer with gas prices sky high? Are you even going on vacation? What are your travel plans? Where are you going? I created a small list and posted them but please feel free to tell us what you are doing even if it's not listed. Vote for as many as you want.

Thank you to my buddy MickyT for the suggestion!

-Doc

Awarding the awards

I've been real slack lately on this blog. Maybe it is due to the nice weather we've been having and it dumbs me down........

......sorry, what was I saying?

Oh yes....awards. I owes some awards to my loyal readers of my Friday's Top Ten Lists for the last two weeks. All your comments were just fantabulous. Therefore, I will give my awards to EVERYONE! You can pick whichever one you like below. Enjoy!

Oh shoot how did the last two photos get in there??? Oops.

- The Mountain Cat

PS: I am not in the office on Monday! Yeeeehaaawww!!!

Saturday Cute kid pics

It's been a little while since I had the chance to post some cute kid pictures and brag on the cutest baby in the whole world... (in my opinion but I am probably biased)

Here he is trying to get into the dog's crate

Here we are on the deck getting ready for the Coca-Cola 600

"You can't catch me Daddy"

This kid loves balloons!

Here is the promised photo of Patrick eating Cherrios like a dog

This is "Patrick's Place" or Baby Jail which takes up about a 1/4 of our living room!

"Sure I am messy but I just don't care""Check it out Daddy, It's a goat!!"
"C is for Cookie and thats good enough for me"

"Why did you put this hat on my head? We aren't even out on the boat"

Hope ya'll have a great weekend.

-Doc

Cites and the City

Well it is finally here folks!!!!!!!!!!

The Sex & the City Movie!!!!!!!!

Aren't you excited????????????????
I know I am!!!!!!!! (satire)

For those of you who are new to this blog, please read my previous story: Snax and the City.
For those of you who are old to this blog, I give you...

The Top Ten Things Overheard at the Sex & the City Movie Premiere at Radio City

10. 'Without giving away the ending; Mr. Big is really Mr. Small'.

9. 'Really, Mario Cantone is gay??? Who'd a thunk it?'

8. 'Cynthia Nixon is not gay. I just saw her holding hand with some guy...Oh that's woman??? She dresses like a man!'

7. 'Shhh! Yes I did sleep with Kim once. But please dude, don't tell my wife Sarah.'

6.'Sarah, I just saw your movie and I loved it!'

5.'Sarah, I just saw your movie.'

4. 'Isn't Charlotte husband the same actor who played Captain Picard on Star Trek Enterprise?'

3. 'Mommy, what does tea-bagging mean?'

2. 'Ah shoot, I broke a nail! What would Carrie do in this situation?'

And the number one Thing Overheard at the Sex & the City Movie Premiere at Radio City is....

1. 'Nah forget it. Lets go see the new Raiders movie instead'.

Any other funnies folks?

Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

I am sorry but this is just to good not to post

Yes in this picture taken yesterday that is Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice with KISS !! I don't make up the news folks I only report it.....

This photo provided by the State Department shows Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, center, posing the hard rocker group Kiss, Thursday, May 29, 2008, in Stockholm, Sweden. From left are, Tommy Thayer, Paul Stanley, Secretary Rice, Gene Simmons and Eric Singer

-Doc