50 Things I think Everyone Should Know

Last Week my buddy Jay posted his thoughts about Nanny State Rules and this resulted in a small discussion about a certain Symbol that some people didn't know about. "The Shocker" is just one of those things that I think that people should know about. This got me to thinking that there must be other things like this that I think people should know. So without further adieu I present my list of 50 things that I think people should know:

-What The Shocker is
-Where Mom's Attic is found
-Who Mr. Green Jeans is
-What the Gaffney Peach is
-What A1A is
-What Tinker to Evers to Chance means
-Who Wyatt, Doc, Virgil, and Morgan are
-Where Tobacco Road is located
-What Hashtags are and used for
-How to tell the difference between sarcasm and irony
-What a Fifth is
-What the Waffle House Doo Wop is
-What Goody's Powders are
-How to pop a clutch
-Why a bilge pump is valuable
-What HTML coding is used for
-What the Hook and Ladder is
-What a Crawdad is
-The opening chords to You Shook Me all Night Long
-Who "The Intimidator" was
-What a Sleestack is
-What Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosie is used for
-What a Parrothead is
-The difference between a baitcasting and a spincasting reel
-What "And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids" means
-What The Lady in Black is
-Who "He who must not be named" is
-Who "The Lizard King" was
-Be able to recite the words to "Uneasy Rider"
-How to use a Twitter stream
-What Cover 2 is
-What 'Laissez les bon temps rouler' means

-Who Kaiser Soze is
-What Cheerwine is
-What the G.W. and the L.I.E are
-Know what happened "The Day the Music Died"
-Know What Nation still remains "Unconquered"
-Know the difference between Eastern NC BBQ and Western NC BBQ
-Know that it's actually soda and NOT Pop
-Knows what a Landshark is
-What "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" comes from
-Knows how one would find "The Room of Requirement"
-Knows the ending to "The Sting"
-What Sussudio actually is
-Know that you should always double down on 11
-Know how to make good chili
-Know what ROTFLMAO means
-Know the words to Piano Man by heart
-Know what "Moons over My Hammy" is
-Know what the SECOND video ever played on MTV was.

So there you have it, my list of things I think everyone should know. Enjoy, comment as you see fit, and I hope everyone has a great Memorial Day Weekend. One of my favorite weekends of the whole year!

-Doc