Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Cinemax After Dark

Hmmm I have so many choices tonight on Cinemax. First there is Passion Cove. Then followed by Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle. Or I can switch over to HBO and watch Cathouse and then Real Sex. Then tomorrow night 'Skinamax' they air their new half hour drama called Life on Top. It is Sex and the City with all the sex.

But wait, I have so many other choices On Demand. There is 4some Vegas Party, Sinful Sluts, Argentinean Booty or German Jugs O' Fun.

Wow thank God for my DVR!

- TMC

Hitting the high Notes 11/11/2009

First of all a big thank you to all our Veterans on Veterans Day. The service you have given can never be fully re payed

Now on with my take on the news:

-So you want to send your kid to Duke University for the quality education huh? How would you feel about your daughter participating in a University funded study on the effects of sex toy parties on students attitudes about sex? As if college students weren't already in enough of a sexually charged atmosphere as it is lets introduce them to sex toy parties! Does anyone else think this might be a bad idea?

-On Sunday a deer got into the lions den at the Washington National Zoo in front of visitors including children and they got a lesson in what the wild is really all about. The deer did put up a good fight for survival and to be fair the lions did not actually eat it.

-It seems like the folks at Kraft foods don't like getting no for an answer. The US Food maker of such treats as Oreos and Miller Beer is making a hostile takeover bid for British candy maker Cadbury. Apparently somebody at Kraft reaaaaaly likes those nasty Creme Eggs.

-Speaking of Candy. Connecticut is experiencing a serious crime wave recently. Instead of robbing banks or liquor stores apparently the serious hard core gangstas in that area are into stealing chewing gum at an alarming pace. Rumor is that the Double mint twins are scared to visit Connecticut for fear of being kidnapped.

-Here is a quote from disgraced former beauty pageant and same sex marriage opponent Carrie Prejean taken from the Today Show :
“There is an extreme double standard that conservative women are under attack for whatever it is,” Prejean told Vieira. “If Sean Hannity went out there and said some of the things that Keith Olbermann has said about me, if he says anything about [Sonia] Sotomayor, Michelle Obama, he would be off the air. Why is there this double standard?" - Ummm Carrie ya know the difference is that Justice Sotomayor is well a like you know Supreme court Justice and Michelle Obama well like umm she is the like First Lady of the US and junk and you well you are a sanctimonious hypocritical former Miss California who thinks that anyone who disagrees with your prehistoric views on gay marriage is out to get you. Trust me if Sotomayor or Obama had made a sex tape they would be much bigger news than you.

-Amazing story here about a teenager who got stuck on an ice floe with three polar bears. He was trapped there for over a day on the freezing ice with them after his snowmobile broke down.... Good thing he had a gun.

-I read today where we had some hikers get arrested for espionage in Iran. The question I had was when did hikers all of a sudden become international spies? Because didn't we just have to send Slick Willy over to North Korea to free a couple of hikers a couple of months ago who got arrested for the same thing? Hiking has gotten kind of a bad rap recently hasn't it? Didn't SC Governor Mark Sanford try to say that he was hiking when he was really really South of the border? Hiking seem to pretty dangerous stuff these days. I guess if you plan to go hiking you better take several kinds of protection with you.

Until Next time...

-Doc

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Say it ain't so Sammy....

Wow Sammy is that you? While I was looking through the news yesterday I came across this article that wonders if Sammy Sosa is bleaching his skin. This is actually pretty scary looking check out the shots... Very eerie in a Michael Jackson sort of way. According to Rebecca Polihronis, one of Sosa's friends the picture was taken at the Latin Grammy awards:

"He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin," Polihronis told the newspaper. "The picture is deceiving. He said, 'If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.'"

I think that is the way Michael Jackson started too... Hey Sammy Beisbol was berry berry good to you... Please there can't be that much of a "skin cleansing" process that will do that to your face... Maybe Sammy is just still trying to keep up with Mark McGuire. Yeesh.

-Doc

Monday, November 9, 2009

News Shocker .. Britney Spears Lip Syncs!

In one of the most shocking news stories of the weekend it has been confirmed that the Princess of Pop Britney Spears does in fact lip sync and does not perform live in her "concerts"
Now this story was not uncovered by TMZ or Perez Hilton. No snooping paparazzi or $800/hr lawyer brought this revelation to us. Instead it was the Australian government who brought this travesty to light. It seems they have an issue with Spears selling "concert" tickets that don't come with a disclaimer that says she isn't actually singing. Imagine that concert tickets with a disclaimer that it's not really a concert... maybe it's just a performance of some sort. Judging from the picture above maybe there oughtta be some sort of disclaimer on those tickets. YIKES !

(who on earth would pay up to $1300 to see Brit Brit anyway No matter what she was doing ?)

Doc

Friday, November 6, 2009

Not the first time Killeen Texas has experienced tragedy

Among all the other thoughts I had last night while trying to digest and make some sort of sense out of the senseless tragedy was "oh my gosh not in that town again."
I distinctly remember that back when I was in college there was another sensless mass shooting in this small Texas town. As a matter of fact it's probably the only reason I am even aware there is a town byt the name of Killeen Texas. I looked it up this morning and I was correct. 23 people were killed on October 16, 1991 when a 35 year old named George Hennard drove his truck into Luby's cafeteria and began firing after watching the movie The Fisher King. Before the Virginia Tech shootings this was the single largest mass killing in US history. Killeen Texas has certainly seen more than it's share of tragedy.
My thoughts and prayers are with the folks in Killeen and at Fort Hood this morning. I just hope that the media won't rush to judgement in this case and let the authorities do their jobs.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

In Memoriam

Tomorrow I will be traveling to Florida to say my last goodbyes and pay my respects to a good man, a wonderful husband, father and grandfather, and a great American hero. Chris "Absolutgator" Crews' father Col. Clifford James Crews, USMC (Ret.) passed away this past weekend and his funeral is this Saturday in Jacksonville. Please take a minute to read the obituary here online and say a prayer for their family.

Thank You.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Please Allow me to re-introuduce ourselves....

Hey everybody... Doc and the Mountain Cat are back... After high level discussions, contract negotiations, and even getting the teamsters union involved we have decided to re-open YJKOBT for business... We are ready to wade back into the high stakes world of blogger and we really hope that you guys all come along for the ride.... We have missed you and hope that you missed us.

-Doc