To all those in the Path of Gustav

I just wanted to tell everyone in the path of Hurricane Gustav that they are in our thoughts and prayers. I hope that this storm turns out to be much smaller and less devastating than Katrina. Take care and God bless...

-Doc

Drive Safely this Holiday Weekend

- Doc, TMC, Jack & Austin

Plenty O' Mountain Cat

Last Friday I posted Plenty O' Doc.

Therefore, today I post:

Top Ten People that The Mountain Cat Has Been Mistaken For...

10. Peter Griffin

(My non-PC alter-ego)

9. Martin Tankleff

(A pardoned man)

8. Mike Pagliarulo

(Ex-Yankee 3rd Baseman)

7. Joe Pesci

(Yo Cousin Vinny!)

6. Woody Allen

(Witty jokester supreme)

5. Osama bin Laden

(According to my dad I look like him)

4. Rick Moranis

(Honey, I made fun of the kids)

3. Scott Bakula

(Big noses rock)

2. Jon Lovitz

(Yeah that's the ticket!)

1. Jason Alexander

(The sea was angry that day my friends)

***Who else do I look like? I may even give an award to the best one. :-)

Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Empty Head Today

I am sorry you guys but my head is empty today and I have no inspirations or anything to blog about. I will try to do better in the future. Here is a picture of how I feel today:
-Doc

"Weird Al" Kiss

Karen wins a Lion Kiss Award for her parody song of I Got Friends In Low Places by Garth Brooks:

I got friends in blog places
Where the Mt. Cat lists
and his lyrics chases our blues away
And we're all ok.
We're not big on Heather Mills
And Doc likes to trace dollar bills.
Oh I've got friends in blog places.

Enjoy guurrllfrien'!:

- The Mountain Cat

"Weird Al" Wednesday - August 27th

Y'all are in for a big treat today. Doc & The Mountain Cat have always considered Piano Man by Billy Joel as our theme song. A long time ago, we played around with the lyrics of this song to match the times and the friends we've known. Well it is time to update this song once again to celebrate all the 'Us People' friends who visit our website daily.
This one is for all of you:

(Piano Intro....then harmonica)

It's nine o'clock on a Wednesday
The YJKOBT crowd logs in
There's man named Doc blogging with me
Making fun with his satire and rants.

He says, "Mt. Cat do you have a song for 'Weird Al' Wednesday?,
Or an idea for Friday's Top Ten List?
As I have a funny Tuesday Word Game
And a long list for Thursday's Random Thoughts."

blog blog, bloggy bloggah
blog blog bloggy blaaaahhh bloggg

Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright

Now A Whole New G is a friend of ours
Who leaves us comments with glee
And Mommy Wants Vodka is quick with a joke
As there's no place she'd rather be

My sister Christine says "Vin, your blog is killing me."
As our Cousin Pat is no where to be found.

And As American As Apple Pie wants to be a dancing star
If the right people find her blog space

blog blog, bloggy bloggah
blog blog bloggy blaaaahhh bloggg

Now LeapO' Faith is mortgage-brokerist
Who never has time for her own blog!
And she's talking with Micky
Who's still in Malihini
And probably will be for life

And Knight is practicing Cabaret
While Matt-Man slowly gets Wild Irish stoned
Then Karen is Smiling Through All of It And Jay is the Cynical Bas-tarddddd!

Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a hump day
And we haven't heard from Jahooni for a while.

Yet Leighann and Lu' and still blogging with me
To bring us all a big smile.

And Sassy Mama's Cafe is a carnival
And Bina thinks it's Just Another Day

And there's Hammer, Sunshine, Dana, Dianne, Dust Bunny Hostage & Disaster Chick.
Who all say "Man, your blogs are real bizarre!"

blog blog, bloggy blogga
blog blog bloggy yo gabba gaaabbbaaa

Chorus:
Write us a blog your the Blogger Men
Write us a blog tonight
Well, we're all at work and feel melancholy
But now you make us feel alright

(Piano Outro)

My apologies if I left anyone.
Now I want to hear your song parodies. I'll accept songs about anyone who visits this YJKOBT world.

Happy Wednesday.

- The Mountain Cat

Tuesday word game winner

Thank you to everyone who played Tuesday word game yesterday we had some really good entries. I read back through them and decided that our newest reader also had the winning entry from yesterday. Disaster Chick is the winner for this really bad idea for a beauty pageant:

The worst idea ever for a beauty pageant involved high school lunch ladies.

Congrats Disaster Chick... Here is your Peach to put on your new blog:

Enjoy the Peach and of course we will play again next Tuesday.


-Doc

Tuesday Word Game 8/26/2008

Hello everyone and welcome to Tuesday Word Game. The game where we take something silly and just make it sillier. This week is no different and should prove to be be a lot of fun. I found an article about an Italian priest who is organizing a beauty pageant for nuns. Yes you read that correctly, a beauty pageant for nuns. It's even called the "Miss Sister" pageant. Give the article a read if you don't believe me.

I think this is a bad idea however I am sure we can come up with worse. Complete the article below with a worse idea for a beauty contest than nuns:

ROME - An Italian priest and theologian said Sunday he is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns to give them more visibility within the Catholic Church and to fight the stereotype that they are all old and dour.

The "Miss Sister 2008" contest will start in September on a blog run by the Rev. Antonio Rungi and will give nuns from around the world a chance to showcase their work and their image.

Nuns will fill out a profile including information about their life and vocation as well as a photograph. It will be up to them to choose whether to pose with the traditional veil or with their heads uncovered.

While odd this is not however the worst idea for a beauty contest. The worst idea ever for a beauty pageant involved _______________ .

Enter as often as you like in the comments section and the best answer wins a peach tomorrow morning.

-Doc