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Sassy Mama Bear is the winner of this weeks' Misheard Song Lyrics' Lion Kiss Award for completely destroying the lyrics to Centerfold by J. Geils Band. The correct verse is 'My Angel is a Centerfold. But instead Sassy Mama Bear wrote: "My anus is the center hole."

Too funny. Congratulation. Your family will be proud! Come on down and claim your prize:

Thank you everyone for playing. Have a great weekend.

- The Mountain Cat

Misheard lyrics

I love rock and pop music. But what the hell are they saying sometimes???

The Top Ten Misheard Song Lyrics:

10. Ground control to Mao Tse-tung (Space Oddity by David Bowie)

9. My mama said canary love, you'll just have to wait. (Can't Hurry Love the Phil Collins version).

8. Platform dickheads, restless anals, goodbye you hoes. (White Room by Cream)

7. Save a whale save a whale save a whale. (Sail Away by Enya).

6. My love for you will still be strong after the poison summer has gone. (Boys of Summer by Don Henley)

5. Take your pants down, and make it happen! (Flashdance (Oh What a Feeling) by Irene Cara)

4. Homos is all we are, homos is all we are, homos is all we are... (All Apologies by Nirvana)

3. It doesn't matter what they say, in the jealous games people play, hey hey hey, Alex the seal. (Our Lips are Sealed by The Go-Go's)

2. Last night I dreamt of some A-holes. (La Isla Bonita by Madonna)

1. Buddy you're a young man hard man, shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day. You got blood on your face, you big disgrace, wavin' your bladder all over the place. We will we will rock you! Sing it, ta! (We Will Rock You by Queen)

Want a Lion Kiss?
Any others?
Doc, I saved the best one for you....

Happy Friday

- The Mountain Cat

The correct use of Mets Fans

A few Saturdays ago Apple and Leighann put together a little motivational poster for me that while funny wasn't entirely accurate. It seems they decided to pick on NY Mets fans by showing me in Florida State Football gear. Well yesterday I received this photo of my son taken by my mother in law 2 weeks ago and I feel this is a more accurate representation of Mets fans. What do you think?


-Doc

Thursday Random Thoughts 5/8

Stuff I have been thinking about:

-I found myself in an unusual spot last weekend. I was in the drivers seat while my wife and a lady at Starbucks discussed the difference between coffees. Who the heck cares if it's half Colombian and half Guatemalan ??

-Reason # 632849 why David Archuleta shouldn't be the American Idol = Dude, the "American Idol" should not be from Utah.

-I heard the other day that when Barack Obama spoke in Charlotte last week he entered to Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up." Apparently he is not familiar with Rick Rolling. I don't know why I find this so funny, but I do.

-Man, I really need a haircut.

-I wonder if Aunt Becky would kick my butt if I started a new blog called "Daddy Wants Tequila" ?

-Interesting search note of the week. For some reason in the last week we got a bunch of searches for "homeland security" and similar words that landed on What kind of Rush Are You. Not exactly sure why but they have been from Maryland, Texas, Indiana, Arizona, and California

-Reminder! If you didn't know this Sunday is Mother's Day. you all better do something nice for the Moms in your life.

-Is anyone else as excited about the new Indiana Jones movie as I am?

-Does anyone else think that Josef Fritzl, (Mugshot picture to the left) the Austrian man who is accused of keeping his own daughter as a sex slave for 24 years and fathering his own grandchildren looks like the Grinch?

- Lord help us all. My wife has discovered Craigslist. She wants to sell everything now that she has had some success with it. I now must hide everything that I don't want sold or risk another "cassette tapes" incident... LOL!

-Speaking of the Internet, I think that my wife and I may be in the process of being screwed out of an item we bought on Ebay for our son. We bought a sort of plastic play fence (like 2 of these) to keep him contained and since they are discontinued we got a good deal or so it seemed because we got 2 of them for $135. But since we payed for them we are getting no communication from the seller about being able to pick them up. I think we are getting screwed and I am not happy about it.

-What exactly is so interesting about A-Rod's wife? She pops up on the news every few months for something or another. Who cares?

-I am not making this up. I heard that Nintendo is developing a pole dancing game for the Wii... Yeesh, and I thought Guitar Hero was bad, now video games are going to inspire a whole new generation of strippers.

-Doc

That's my boy

Derek Jeter is known as a player in every sense of the word, and Maxim's upcoming Hot 100 list reflects that sentiment.

The magazine told amNewYork exclusively that six members of the Jeter exes club have made the annual list, which hits newsstands May 20.

The sexy ladies are Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, Gabrielle Union and Jessica Alba.

Johansson and Biel land somewhere in the top 10, though Maxim wouldn't give any more specifics.

Nowadays most of these gals are way past their old Yankee flame.

Case in point: Johansson and actor Ryan Reynolds announced their engagement Monday (and Johansson showed off her rock of a ring that night at the Costume Institute gala), Alba is pregnant with fiance Cash Warren's baby, Carey just tied the knot with singer Nick Cannon (and the list of romances goes on).

Well, that leaves plenty of room for new members in Jeter's club.

---By Julie Gordon of amNew York

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Yeah I dated Mariah too. She's loco. I can understand why Derek dumped her. - TMC

Percussion This!

I love rock and roll but I can't play a lick! But I do prefer to become astute on rock history. I love to learn about the origin of bands, how their songs were written, all their crazy 'escapades' and so on and so forth. Often times, among rock fans, there are arguments as to who the best musicians are. So today I'd like to start a debate on rock drummers. Who are the best rock drummers?

Here is my top 5:

1. Keith Moon - The Who (Wild and insane. Just listen to Quadrophenia. There has never been better drumming on any rock album as far as I am concerned.)

2. Neil Peart - Rush (He drums like a calculus equation. Extremely technical.)

3. John Bonham - Led Zeppelin (No one slammed a snare harder than Bonzo.)

4. Lars Ulrich - Metallica (Fast and furious or slow and steady.)

5. Vinnie Paul Abbott- Pantera (Double bass metal madness!)

There are plenty more that I like too so lets discuss. Who are your favorite drummers?

- The Mountain Cat

Word Game Winner and American Idol

Good morning everyone!

Thanks to everyone who played word game yesterday. Great answers as always. This is really tough trying to choose just one because yesterday there could have been many winners. Having to choose just one I decided to go with a very late entry from down under. I went with Lesley who writes Lesley's Life & Other Happenings for this very descriptive entry:

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include The Nudest Casket which is made with clear glass and can be easily rotated for viewing pleasure.Comes with the option of socks and heating for those attending and padded chairs. Mortician's recommends the fake tan look to compliment the casket!

Thanks for making me laugh Lesley. Here is your Peach:

Thanks again everyone for playing and of course we will play again next Tuesday. Don't forget the following Tuesday May 20th we will have a special edition of Tuesday word game to celebrate the 1st annual Peachfest! Please make sure you stop by for that !!

Now American Idol last night. Good grief Jason Castro what are you doing up there? Did you get into the ganja like Bob Marley before your peformance? They were right, if you had done that in your audition you would never have even made it to Hollywood. You know it's coming the weekly David Archuleta gripe: You get to pick songs from the rock and roll hall of fame and you end up with those? I know you won't go home tonight but dadgum I sure hope you do soon. you are going to be the death of American Idol.

-Doc

Tuesday Word Game 5/6

It's Tuesday again folks and that can only mean one thing. WORD GAME!!! This week we have a somewhat strange situation where a man from Illinois decided to design his own coffin. What is so odd about that? It's not everyday that you see someone laid to their eternal rest in a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Yep, this guy is going to be buried in a beer can. After reading that I knew this would be perfect for Tuesday Word game. Finish off the news article with an odd or funny casket that someone may choose...

SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. "I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn't plan on needing it anytime soon, though.
He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst's colors of red, white and blue — with ice and his favorite brew.
Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home.

Other creative caskets made by this funeral home include _______________ .

Answer as often as you wish and best answer wins the peach tomorrow morning!

-Doc