And the winner is....

Lu' wins the popular vote for several of her funny lines in Friday's Top Ten List.

Therefore, Lu' wins her second Lion Kiss Award:

Congratulation Lu'!

- The Mountain Cat

I cannot decide

Who should win my award for the best comment on this Friday's Top Ten list?

Please decide for me.

Whoever gets the most votes wins the award.

The cut off is midnight on Saturday.

Thank you and have a great weekend.

- The Mountain Cat

Top Ten Things Overheard in Major League Baseball That Sound Sexual But Really Aren't

10. 'Dude let me rub some of your tar on my stick.'
9. 'He straddled it to avoid being touched.'
8. 'I'll throw him my backdoor slider and he will reach around with his bat.'
7. 'He's got soft hands when he grabs it in the dirt'.
6. 'That's two balls near his chin in this at bat.'
5. 'Bonds is up, sitting on number 69.'
4. 'He looked limp after he came into the bag.'
3. 'Oh my God. Almost there...Just one more pitch for a perfect game.'
2. 'Mariano Rivera will relieve Andy Pettitte after this inning.'
1. 'Oh you will inject it in my ass??? We'll if we don't get caught, ok.'

Happy Friday!

- The Mountain Cat

And the best bumper sticker is.....

Oh I can't decide.
So it is a tie!

The winners are:

Leighann: 'If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!'

and

Lulita's: 'Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. Daddy's hunting Momma with a big harpoon.'

You both have won my very first Lion Kiss Award:


Right click and save this photo to your blog page and speak kindly of me to your friends and family. Congratulation you crazy kids. Y'all have a great weekend!

- The Mountain Cat.

Friday's Top Ten List: The Best or Worst Bumper Stickers

You decide:

10. I’D CHEAT ON HILLARY TOO!

9. WHILE JESUS SAVES...MOSES INVESTS.

8. DON’T LAUGH, YOUR DAUGHTER MIGHT BE IN HERE.

7. VISUALIZE WHIRLD PEAS.

6. IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY DRIVING, PLEASE DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

5. PROUD PARENT OF A STEROID USER.

4. FRODO FAILED. BUSH HAS THE RING.

3. I BREAK FOR TAILGATERS.

2. YOUR HONOR STUDENT FILLED UP MY GAS TANK.

And Doc’s favorite bumper sticker of all time:

1. I’LL BE GRATEFUL WHEN THEY’RE DEAD.

(Disclaimer: The Mountain Cat likes the Grateful Dead. This list was intended for satirical use only).

OK, I want to hear your bumper sticker ideas. I think I finally thought of my own cool award to complement Doc’s Peach for most creative one.

- The Mountain Cat

Friday's Top Ten Movie Quote Spoofs

10. “Frankly my dear I don’t give a rat’s ass.” (Gone With the Wind)

9. “Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Bagwine, Ohio anymore.” (Wizard of Oz)

8. “E.T. text home.” (E.T.)

7. “If you build it, he will come and tax the hell out your land value.” (Field of Dreams)

6. “I love the smell of bear spray in the morning.” (Apocalypse Now)

5. “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful MySpace friendship.” (Casablanca)

4. “Show me the Stimulus Package refund money!!!” (Jerry McGuire)

3. “iPhones? We ain't got no iPhones! We don't need no iPhones! I don't have to show you any stinking iPhones!” (Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

2. “Mama always said life was like a box of HGH. You never know when you're gonna get caught.” (Forrest Gump)

1. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Arby's Horsey Sauce and a nice Grande Soy Chai Latte...Fwwfwwfwwfwwfww.” (Silence of the Lambs)

- The Mountain Cat

Top 10 Rejected Campaign Slogans

Happy Friday folks. Enjoy:

10. Jihad! Just Kidding. Vote for Barack Obama, You Infidels.
9. No Frillary Hillary.
8. Ron Paul: He Stands for Something. Eventually. Theoretically. Presumably.
7. Dennis Kucinich is Ross Perot's Bastard Love Child.
6. Fred Thompson: Special President's Unit.
5. Mitt Me in November! Romney in '08.
4. Evolve This! Mike Huckabee for President.
3. John Edwards is Down with You Homies.
2. From Prisoner of War to Prisoner of Love. Vote for John McCain.
1. When America is in Distress, Dial 911 for Rudy Giuliani.

- The Mountain Cat

Top 10 rejected cereal names

10. Buttafucc-Os! (Kids love 'em).
9. Shredded Meat.
8. Honey Bunches of Bark.
7. Weedies.
6. Lobster Bran.
5. Dingleberry Chucks & Corn Kernels.
4. Princess Pruneberry.
3. Brokeback Mountain: The Cereal. Now with bananas!
2. Caesar Salad & Vinegar clusters.

And the number one rejected cereal names:
Come on Doc lets say it together,

1. Krispy Wheats & Razor Blades.

Have any other rejected cereal names? Let me know!













- The Mountain Cat