Top Ten Discontinued Consumer Products Due to this Recession

(Besides Zima):

10. Tabasco Pepper Spray

9. Lamborghini's Mini-Van

8. Fredrick's of Hollywood's 'Lady's Best Friend'

7. Flintstone Viagra-mins

6. Obamargaritas

5. Stolichnaya Oat Bran

4. The Mountain Cat Ode de Toilette

3. Signing Christmas Dolls (Thank God!!!)

2. Mortgages (Yikes!)

1. Cubs Hats

- The Mountain Cat

Friday's Top Ten List - September 19th.

Top 10 rejected Vice Presidential candidate choices

10. Martha Stewart
9. Flea
8. Busta Rhymes
7. Hugo Chavez
6. David Hasselhoff
5. Frank Caliendo
4. Bevis
3. Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
2. Kim Kardashian
1. John Mark Karr

Happy Friday.

- Doc & The Mountain Cat

*****

Or how about these two??

Video: The Long And The Short Of It

The world's smallest man hooked up with the lady with the longest legs.
He Pingping, who is just 74.61cm tall (2ft 5.37in), posed on steps in London's Trafalgar Square with Russian Svetlana Pankratova, whose legs have been measured at 132cm (4ft 3.9in).
That is almost twice his height.
Pingping admitted he was head over heels in love - but not with the lady towering above him.
Pingping, who was born with primordial dwarfism, was thinking as ever of his girlfriend back in Inner Mongolia.

Top Ten Rejected Hurricane Names

10. Hurricane Hussein
9.Hurricane Glass
8. Tropical Storm Bambi
7. Hurricane Katrina the Second
6. Hurricane Redundance Hurricane
5. Tropical Cyclone Cyclopes
4. Hurricane A-Rod
3. Tropical Depression Britney
2. Hurricane Carter
1. Hurricane Cosmo



Happy Friday.
- The Mountain Cat

Friday's Top Ten List - September 5th.

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Republican National Convention

10. 'I didn't know that John McCain was in Abe Lincoln's cabinet too?'

9. 'Sorry Senator Craig, I don't have the bathroom key. How'd you get in here anyway?'

8. 'Sarah Palin's daughter is Jamie Lynn Spears?'

7. 'Mitt can Mitt my ass.'

6. 'I, Mike Huckabee, believe that John McCain has evolved to become a great American President.'

5. 'No Mrs. Palin. There will not be a swimsuit competition.'

4. 'Yeah Mrs. McCain, I'm sure you would beat Sarah Palin in a swimsuit competition if there was one.'

3. 'Yes my name is Mel Martinez...I was invited to be here as a guest speaker....Mel Martinez....Mel Martinez...Mel....ah a senator from Florida...M.A.R.T.I.N.E.Z...'

2. 'Good morning Vice President Cheney. Do you have an extra pair of Depends that John can borrow?' (Yeah I know that was mean).

1. 'When I am president I will make sure we exit Vietna...er...Iraq swiftly and smoothly.'

I am out of the office today. Have a great weekend everyone!

- The Mountain Cat

Plenty O' Mountain Cat

Last Friday I posted Plenty O' Doc.

Therefore, today I post:

Top Ten People that The Mountain Cat Has Been Mistaken For...

10. Peter Griffin

(My non-PC alter-ego)

9. Martin Tankleff

(A pardoned man)

8. Mike Pagliarulo

(Ex-Yankee 3rd Baseman)

7. Joe Pesci

(Yo Cousin Vinny!)

6. Woody Allen

(Witty jokester supreme)

5. Osama bin Laden

(According to my dad I look like him)

4. Rick Moranis

(Honey, I made fun of the kids)

3. Scott Bakula

(Big noses rock)

2. Jon Lovitz

(Yeah that's the ticket!)

1. Jason Alexander

(The sea was angry that day my friends)

***Who else do I look like? I may even give an award to the best one. :-)

Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Plenty O' Doc

Top Ten People that Doc Has Been Mistaken For...

10. Jake Delhomme

(A Quarterback)

9. Shane McMahon

(WWE, Jr.)

8. Forrest Gump

(Founder Bubba Gump, LLC)

7. Reverend Sun Myung Moon

(Bad Moon Rising)

6. Freddie Mercury

(A Rhapsodist)

5. Viktor Krum

(Bulgarian Seeker)

4. William Mapother

(Tom Cruise's cousin)

3. Shaggy

(Zoinks!)

2. Rex Harrison

(♪You can talk to the Mountain Cats♪)

1. James Spader

(Sex, Lies and YJKOBT)

(Ahhh Doc helped me put this list together).

Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Lion O' Faith

Congrats Leap O' Faith, you just won a Lion Kiss for your song parody of

Ring My Bell by Anita Ward...

I'm glad you're home
Well, did you really miss me?
I guess you did by the look in your eye (look in your eye, look in your eye)
Well lay back and relax while I find a new ring tone
Then you and me can ring my cell
You can ring my ce-e-ell, ring my cell...ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it!

Enjoy your award!

Happy Thursday.

- TMC

Top Ten Rejected Bottled Water Products

10. H2-O's Cereal

9. Pepe le Aqua

8. Quaker's Powdered Water

7. Starbuck's Waterchino

6. Flintstone's Vitamin Water

5. Hudson Springs

4. Thames Brown Special

3. Deer Park Water Balloon Flavor Water for Kids

2. John Water's Water

1. I Can't Believe It's Not Water!

Happy Friday folks.

- TMC

Top Ten Numbers

10. 227 (Marla Gibbs rocks)

9. 48 (Doc's favorite number)

8. 47 (The Mountain Cat's favorite number)

7. Bleen (click here for George Carlin's explanation)

6. 99.9% (Like Ivory soap).

5. Charlize Theron (Well isn't she a hot little number?)

4. Fiddy

3. 1/1000th

2. Se7en

1. That Pi symbol you can't find on your keyboard.

Ok, I know this list is lame but I had no better ideas this week. Plus I am on vacation, so sue me!
Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Happy Friday

Top Ten Things Doc is NOT Doing on His Vacation This Week

10. Braiding Manny Ramirez’s dreadlocks at Dodger Stadium.

9. Freebasing Goody’s Headache Powder.

8. Watching Yo Gabba Gabba in bed with Tila Tequila, Jennifer Wilbanks, Heather Mills and Flo from the Progressive Insurance TV Ads.

7. Training with Joey Chestnut for the 2009 Hot Dog Eating Contest.

6. Eating a peach.

5. Cleaning Amy Winehouse’s hospital bed sores.

4. Kissing bricks at The Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

3. Partying with the mud chicks from Rocklohoma.

2. Shower.

1. Playing Margaritaville on the Rock Band SharKart.

Have a good vacation Doc and Family Doc.

- The Mountain Cat

What the hel *HICCUP*

Doc & Micky-T both get a Golden Lion for coming up with Bicycle Races on this slow Friday.
Plus I am drinking some Jim Be...James Beam...Jim Beet...John Booh....whiskey right now.
Right LeapO' Faith?

Enjoy you bastids!

*THUD*

- TMC

***Jennifer and Jay can share too as I am catching up on my comments****

Blogs on Bikes

Doc inspired me yesterday when he mentioned how no one is paying attention to the Tour de France this year. But have no fear my fair-weather bicycle-ites. There are a few other bicycle tours coming your way this summer that may entertain you.....

The Top Ten Upcoming Bicycle Races:

10. The Dick Van Dyke Look-a-like Bike Hike.
9. The Microsoft Skype & Bike.
8. Tour de Venice
7. Bike, Binge & Purge '08.
6. The Tila Tequila Mount & Bike Invitational.
5. The Freddie Mercury Memorial: (Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today)
4. Gilligan's 3 Hour Tour. ( ♪ A 3 Hour Tour. A 3 Hour Tour. ♪ )
3. The Skoal/USA-1 Bigfoot Monster 4 x 4 Dirt Bike Fest & Tractor Pull Challenge of Topeka.
2. Bike This & Bike Me Brooklyn!
1. The Tricycle-athlon

Any other biking events?
Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat

Friday's Top Ten List

Happy Friday all. I want to try something different today. Would you like to know more personal information about us? Well here you go...

The Top Things You Didn't Know About Doc & The Mountain Cat

10. Doc's favorite president is Lyndon Baines Johnson. And coincidentally he once dated a girl named Lady Bird.

9. The Mountain Cat is a former a subway graffiti artist in the early 1980s.

8. Doc once had breakfast with Don Imus at the Lowe's Motor Speedway.

7. The Mountain Cat once got seven stitches up his nose after a freak garden fence accident.

6. Doc won employee of the month at the Hickory, NC Rockola Cafe in January 1994.

5. The Mountain Cat was conceived at Woodstock while his parents tripped on Peyote.

4. Doc has no sweet tooth. In fact, he prefers the taste of a grapefruit over a chocolate cake.

3. When The Mountain Cat was 8 years old, he saved his dog Timmy who fell down a well.

2. When Doc was eight he was actually part of the Super Bowl pregame show along with a bunch of other kids waving American flags Miami Florida in January 1979.

And the number one thing you did not know about Doc & The Mountain Cat is...

1. The Mountain Cat is a direct descendant of the once Roman Emperor Marcus Aureluis.

(Four of the above items really are true. Can you guess which ones?)

Hmmmm what else is there to know about the two of us?

- The Mountain Cat

Friday's Top Ten List

Top Ten Rejected Beer Names:

10. Buttwidener
9. Fois Gras Lager
8. Dos Enema
7. Ansel Adams' Black & White Stout
6. Intravenous Bock
5. O'Sama's Hard Irish Cider
4. Cirrhosis Ice Lite
3. I Did What With My Sister? Ale
2. Militia Genuine Draft
1. The iBeer

*Hiccup* Any more?

- The Drunken Cat

Knight Time is the Right Time

Congrats Knight you win my Lion Kiss Award for your tearful comment:

'Leighann shows up with her huge boobs and the next thing I know the cat is out of the closet. I can't keep up with you people. I need to occasionally work during the day.'

Too funny. Enjoy your award, it will be ok.

-TMC (He's dynomite).

Friday's Top Ten List

You mean it's not Friday? Actually since everyone will be out of their offices blowing their appendages off with fireworks on Friday and tomorrow will most likely be a half day, I will give you my top ten list today. Enjoy.

Top Ten Things The Mountain Cat did do on his vacation:

10. Re-read Tolstoy's War & Peace.

9. Went ballooning with Steve Fossett, Jr.

8. Doorbell ditch.

7. Broke it off with Reese Witherspoon.

6. Put the rap patrol on the gat patrol.

5. Nursed Amy Winehouse back to health.

4. Siphoned gas.

3. Trained for the Iditarod with MorganDog.





2. Checked for fake IDs with Gandalf at a gay bar called The Flame of Anor. 'You shall not pass! '







And the #1 thing The Mountain Cat did do on his vacation is...

1. Returned to his mothership.




Did I do anything else??? Hmmmm???

- The Mountain Cat

Friday Top 10 List 6/27/2008

This weeks list was inspired by my buddy the Mt. Cat being on vacation. He is probably driving around in that rental car now jamming to his ridiculous 25 million song I-Pod of his and playing air drums on the steering wheel. Well in that vain I now proudly present this weeks Top 10 list:



The Top 10 Things That Mt. Cat Will NOT Be Doing While On Vacation



10. Converting to Scientology

9. Singing karaoke to John Mayer's 'Say'

8. Drinking Bud Ice beer

7. Attending a PETA meeting about endangered mountain lions

6. Returning my cassette tapes

5. Be-Bopping and Scatting

4. Rewatching "Brown Bunny"

3. "Pushing the Envelope"

2. Attending an Eric Lindros fan club meeting

And the Number one thing Mt. Cat is not doing on his vacation this week is...........

1. Pitching for the NY Yankees during their double header against the Mets today (has anyone even heard of either of the Yanks' starters before today?)


If you have any you want to add please feel free to comment.


-Doc

Friday's Top 10 list while Mt. Cat is on vacation

**The Mt. Cat is on vacation so today and next Friday I am going to run his Top 10 list for him**

The Top 10 Poorly Named Restaurants:


10. MickyT's House of Dried Boogers


9. TGI Monday's


8. Billy's Oyster Shack and Tattoo parlor

7. Guido's Burritos


6. The Ptomaine Ptaco Ptavern


5. Booger King


4. I-HUMP


3. Taco Hell


2. Sam & Ella Chicken Shack


And the #1 Bad Restaurant name is......


1. Pizza the Hut

Help me out and lets come up with some more bad names for restaurants



-Doc

To TV or Not To TV?

It seems like there are a lot of crappy shows on TV nowadays. Believe or not, there are several more that got rejected. Here are ten of 'em.

Top Ten Rejected TV Pilots

10. Tony Stewart Living
9. Who is America's Next Pedophile?
8. Justifiable Homicide. Next episode: A woman shoots her husband and is acquitted.
7. The Bluntstones. They're a modern stoned family.
6. Name That Smell
5. The Late Show starring William Hung
4. Taxation Island
3. CSI: Kannapolis
2. Law & Order & Star & Trek: Special Deep Victims Space Unit

And the number one Rejected TV Pilots is....

1. Baghdad, R.F.D. (aka: The Iraqford Files)

Any more that I forgot?

Happy Friday.

- The Mountain Cat