Conspiracy Uncovered

Earlier this week then I saw Vince's post about the Giants going to the Super Bowl something stuck in my mind. It was that little Football in the Super Bowl Logo. This one Here:

I thought it looked familiar and then I uncovered something truly shocking. It seems that there has been a conspiracy and the football is actually one of the California Raisins who were known to many in the 80s as musicians and pitchmen for the rasin industry. This particular rasin (we'll call him Jasin) must not have invested his earnings well because an investigation revealed that he has taken this gig because he is out of work due to the writers strike in Hollywood. When reached for comment one of his fellow raisins who wished to remain annomyous insisted that Jasin is a scab and that crossing the picket line was unacceptable even for promoting the NFL. "It's just a disgrace that a fine dried fruit like Jasin would pimp himself out as a piece of pigskin for a few bucks." Here on this blog for the first time we are unmasking the culprit who has crossed the picket line and is masquerading as a football and not staying true to his raisin roots. Here is Jasin the resemblance is uncanny don't you think?

-Doc