tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post1570776355793429777..comments2023-11-03T08:58:13.599-04:00Comments on You Just Keep On Believing That: Tuesday Word Game 2/19Dochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11447894721374720415noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-83978213531502277502008-02-19T22:24:00.000-05:002008-02-19T22:24:00.000-05:00was that he.... was a secret agent spy for the US ...was that he.... was a secret agent spy for the US Government hired by dear ole' president bush and Bear Spray is used in Texas to capture any foriegn drunks.<BR/><BR/>maybe funny. just a tiny bit. hoping.Jahoonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218467073064696313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-24615955399446648872008-02-19T22:05:00.000-05:002008-02-19T22:05:00.000-05:00Keep them coming folks... Winner announced in the ...Keep them coming folks... Winner announced in the morning!Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447894721374720415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-46970234239291421632008-02-19T19:24:00.000-05:002008-02-19T19:24:00.000-05:00he was on drugs and thought yogi and boo boo were ...he was on drugs and thought yogi and boo boo were trying to steal his picnic basket.Vihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03765245225983839101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-6602297819420152732008-02-19T19:17:00.000-05:002008-02-19T19:17:00.000-05:00Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for s...Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for spraying patrons with bear spray was that he had spent so much time that day tryng to come up with a winning answer to the B&B's Saturday Night Word Game, scribbling, thinking, talking out loud, disrupted his whole damn day, couldn't get shit done, well he was damn pissed and he walked in just before the winning answer was to be announced and held that spray out in front of their faces and said, "I can't stand it, I can't stand it any more, take this as my entry"Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11290928283713813594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-36775576784747809722008-02-19T18:18:00.000-05:002008-02-19T18:18:00.000-05:00...for no other reason than he lives in Kodiak, Al......for no other reason than he lives in Kodiak, Alaska. Nut'n else to do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-32805226372825467742008-02-19T17:20:00.000-05:002008-02-19T17:20:00.000-05:00Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for s...Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for spraying the bar patrons with bear spray was ... during the last several years Alaskan Woman have gone radical; choosing to grow leg,arm and twat hair out like burly bears. At the local town meeting all the redneck men decided to come up with simple solution. Bear Spray. Directions: spray up close to hairy areas, in a bar (of course), hairy areas become irritated therefore must be shaved. Burp.<BR/><BR/>Okay really, I am totally at a loss. Leighman will win again but the rules should be: can only win one peach per year!!!!Jahoonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218467073064696313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-28650920783371279202008-02-19T17:19:00.001-05:002008-02-19T17:19:00.001-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05397843545938743977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-40990063387077572632008-02-19T17:19:00.000-05:002008-02-19T17:19:00.000-05:00---because he mistook the word BEAR for BARE and t...---because he mistook the word BEAR for BARE and thought it was a magical spray sure to drop the clothes of fellow bar patrons. Pement later stated that he "Hadn't been laid in nearly a year."Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05397843545938743977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-51166493562773917602008-02-19T16:56:00.000-05:002008-02-19T16:56:00.000-05:00Jay - Cmon' dude...If that joke had been any lamer...Jay - Cmon' dude...<BR/><BR/>If that joke had been any lamer it would have qualified for a handicapped parking permit...<BR/><BR/>Focus, Cynicalsan! Best humor still inside.<BR/><BR/>DirkStar Incognito...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-40796862357004660102008-02-19T16:47:00.000-05:002008-02-19T16:47:00.000-05:00"Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for ...<I>"Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for spraying the bar patrons with bear spray was ... <B>because everyone knows that the sweet, sweet smell of bear piss turns the girls on. They can't resist it.</B>"</I>Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-47640135863672307282008-02-19T16:24:00.000-05:002008-02-19T16:24:00.000-05:00Pement stated, "I thought it would go jwith their ...Pement stated, "I thought it would go jwith their <I>Bear Essentials</I> makeup."<BR/><BR/>DirkStar incognito...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-2596420633850818352008-02-19T16:12:00.001-05:002008-02-19T16:12:00.001-05:00crap, how can I win now????!!!!crap, how can I win now????!!!!Jahoonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218467073064696313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-72494442794130431122008-02-19T16:12:00.000-05:002008-02-19T16:12:00.000-05:00Karen, you are so good to me! Does that mean I ge...Karen, you are so good to me! Does that mean I get *your* peach???Danahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05427053242655177097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-66628742617187297312008-02-19T16:00:00.000-05:002008-02-19T16:00:00.000-05:00OH....Dana wins! And my entry was totally along t...OH....Dana wins! And my entry was totally along the lines of Leighanns...<BR/><BR/>Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for spraying the bar patrons with bear spray was that he didn't realize he was at gay bar. Of course, the B & B stands for Bears and Buddies.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14978375225313974459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-26692336198203906922008-02-19T15:55:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:55:00.000-05:00Hee Hee, these are starting to get good !!Hee Hee, these are starting to get good !!Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447894721374720415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-980927076941905672008-02-19T15:50:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:50:00.000-05:00Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for s...Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for spraying the bar patrons with bear spray was due to the fact that he was accosted from behind. Apparently no one informed him that B&B stood for Burly & Bodacious.Leighannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05412277002373792242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-21960442611310485332008-02-19T15:47:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:47:00.000-05:00Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for s...<I>Reports indicate that the reason Pement gave for spraying the bar patrons with bear spray was</I><BR/><BR/>so that he could do a little "bear back mountin'"Danahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05427053242655177097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-92076515723788485252008-02-19T15:26:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:26:00.000-05:00Dirkstar, Whoa easy on the Red Bull big fella! L...Dirkstar, Whoa easy on the Red Bull big fella! LOLThe Mountain Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02476080665600456440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-85244602098996198532008-02-19T15:22:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:22:00.000-05:00Pement said, "By golly You're right, on second gla...Pement said, "By golly You're right, on second glance she does look more like Elmo than Fozzy Bear."DirkStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798032040590840735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-53947222823706318082008-02-19T15:19:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:19:00.000-05:00Pement was heard saying, "Hey, I was only trying t...Pement was heard saying, "Hey, I was only trying to get her to give me the <I>Hot-Koala</I>."DirkStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798032040590840735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-48666647741116631572008-02-19T15:16:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:16:00.000-05:00Pement commented, "As grizzly as those girls looke...Pement commented, "As grizzly as those girls looked I thought it was the only perfume that matched their appearance."<BR/><BR/>Pement said, In my defense it was an honest mistake, did you see the hair on those girl's legs?"DirkStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798032040590840735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-22164093241824585472008-02-19T15:14:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:14:00.000-05:00Those are good ones Dirkstar!!Those are good ones Dirkstar!!Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447894721374720415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-59709930656559035252008-02-19T15:13:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:13:00.000-05:00Pement comented, "Bear spray was the only way I th...Pement comented, "Bear spray was the only way I thought I could get some boars-head from those hogs."DirkStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798032040590840735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-86148359285573864502008-02-19T15:11:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:11:00.000-05:00Pement was heard to comment, "If they didn't want ...Pement was heard to comment, "If they didn't want to be sprayed with bear spray why were they wearing them on their heads?"<BR/><BR/>Pement commented, "I left my glasses at home and thought it said <I>Beer</I> spray."<BR/><BR/>Pement said, "Have you seen the girls in that bar? You'd think they'd thank a guy for trying to hook em' up."<BR/><BR/>Pement said, "Hell, with the circus tickets I threw in too they shouldn't have any problem picking up the Russian trainers at the Ringling Brothers show."<BR/><BR/>Is that enough or should I continue?DirkStarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01798032040590840735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-549611444831100466.post-34931397886298600772008-02-19T15:06:00.000-05:002008-02-19T15:06:00.000-05:00Suuuuuure it did. And so did those airplane bottle...Suuuuuure it did. And so did those airplane bottles you used to drink... LOL!Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447894721374720415noreply@blogger.com